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Its all an endless parade of horrors
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ES OFICIAL: HILO DE MAYO Y OLIVIA
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important to give prompts the space to decide for themselves what they want to be
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Cada vez que alguien usa lo de Españistán de forma no irónica en mi cabeza aparece este tweet
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Decir que Nier no respeta tu tiempo como si el japonés demente que lo hizo te debiese algo con su obra que no te obligó nadie a jugar.

En un punto de la historia reciente le dimos a la gente la capacidad de recibir likes y de repente nos creemos todos el centro del universo tú.
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Vamos que se gastó una ambulancia porque se estaba cagando
🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | Ayuso abandona en ambulancia la misa de la Almudena por una “leve indisposición”, según fuentes de su equipo social.elpais.com/1fjqn4
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Mazón: "Bueno, creo que ante todo habría que saber separar la obra del autor".
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Mazón: "Durante este año ha habido toda una riada de emociones en mi corazón".
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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No I understood your wavedashing reference but frankly I'm insulted that you would clock me as someone who knows what that is
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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May 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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A este paso los informativos van a usar los mismos eufemismos que las youtubers de truecrime para subir cortes a redes sin que les desmoneticen. Veremos al Vallés diciendo: "Cuatro desvividos y una pupa grave cuando un terrormmm les tocó con la pieza de cubertería que no es cuchara ni tenedor en.."
Morir escuchando BROBROBROBROBRO :(
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Trump is holding a Great Gatsby/Roaring 20s-themed party at his private club in Palm Beach tonight as he tries to withhold SNAP and health care subsidies from millions of Americans. (via Kellie Meyer)
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Great job, everyone, we did it again
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I love you so much, Bluesky
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Yo el último año he dejado varios vídeos en el tintero, no porque no me merezca la pena económicamente hacerlos (no lo hace) sino porque me mata por dentro subir algo y 5 meses después que alguien me diga "no sabía que habías vuelto a Youtube"
Hice un vídeo exitoso a finales de agosto y desde entonces ninguno de mis vídeos- ni los comerciales ni los “arriesgados” ha llegado a las 10.000 visitas, que es lo que solía sacar en 12 horas.

Y por eso mis 10 años de carrera se han ido al pairo en dos meses y yo me retiro.
Oh Yeah GIF
ALT: Oh Yeah GIF
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October 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Acaban de añadir una cosa a la famosa timeline de la Casa Blanca. ¡Así nos agradecen que les mandáramos un tebeo gratis!
October 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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A veces hago exageraciones un poco burdas o grotescas en plan por las risas pero al final la realidad siempre se las apaña para hacerme parecer una especie de vidente en lugar de un simple payaso.
October 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Sí lo hicisteis pero creíais que les iba a tocar a otros, no a vosotros.
Federal worker: My district went for Trump both in 2016 and 2024, and a lot of my friends supported him. But they didn't vote for the parks to close, health care costs to skyrocket, veterans to lose care, and for tens of thousands of federal employees to be at risk of losing their jobs.
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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the conversation we should be having is that AI is developing and will certainly displace many workers, and we should develop government programs to even out the losses and gains between workers and capitalists. but instead we argue about whether a trans person was on netflix
October 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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baseball is a boring sport to watch but it has some of the weirdest most esoteric and baffling lore like what do you MEAN a game “technically doesn’t have to ever end”
October 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Let’s go, Thursday.
October 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM