Bando Sparks 🍑
@bandosparks.bsky.social
Adult alt 😈 40+ he/him 🏋🏼 heteroflexible
and ethically non-monogamous
Purple-Red Scale of Attraction: E# 2.2
Sex positive guy in leggings 🤠
Feminist, BLM, and LGBTQ ally.
Favorite leggings: http://tinyurl.com/agonleggings
and ethically non-monogamous
Purple-Red Scale of Attraction: E# 2.2
Sex positive guy in leggings 🤠
Feminist, BLM, and LGBTQ ally.
Favorite leggings: http://tinyurl.com/agonleggings
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No one can be both a dog AND cat person. It’s time for everyone to pick a side. For cats.
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
No one can be both a dog AND cat person. It’s time for everyone to pick a side. For cats.
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Today in being annoyed at my own gender - the amount of comments in this from insecure men who are very invested in how definitely valid this guy's concerns are, and how they wouldn't let their wives do something as part of their job.
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December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Today in being annoyed at my own gender - the amount of comments in this from insecure men who are very invested in how definitely valid this guy's concerns are, and how they wouldn't let their wives do something as part of their job.
www.reddit.com/r/Filmmakers...
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We must keep calling out those that cave to the Trump Admin, and the latest is Northwestern.
As part of their "deal," NU will pay $75 million, stop vital research, renege on agreements with its students over the war in Gaza, and more.
Throwing your students under the bus to please Trump. Shameful.
As part of their "deal," NU will pay $75 million, stop vital research, renege on agreements with its students over the war in Gaza, and more.
Throwing your students under the bus to please Trump. Shameful.
Northwestern Agrees to a Deal With Trump Administration
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We must keep calling out those that cave to the Trump Admin, and the latest is Northwestern.
As part of their "deal," NU will pay $75 million, stop vital research, renege on agreements with its students over the war in Gaza, and more.
Throwing your students under the bus to please Trump. Shameful.
As part of their "deal," NU will pay $75 million, stop vital research, renege on agreements with its students over the war in Gaza, and more.
Throwing your students under the bus to please Trump. Shameful.
New rule: people who need electric doors can use them for free. Everyone else pays $5 each time. College buildings will rake it in (more than 90% of usage is unnecessary).
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
New rule: people who need electric doors can use them for free. Everyone else pays $5 each time. College buildings will rake it in (more than 90% of usage is unnecessary).
Quote something red to kick off the skyline festivities❤️
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Quote something red to kick off the skyline festivities❤️
If I hear “pspspsps” one more time, someone’s gonna hear glass breaking in the kitchen. At, 3, A, M!
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If I hear “pspspsps” one more time, someone’s gonna hear glass breaking in the kitchen. At, 3, A, M!
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We’ve finally arrived.
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We’ve finally arrived.
It's the next best thing after having a well-appointed sex dungeon 🤠
Is having lots of books and music in your home a good thing?
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's the next best thing after having a well-appointed sex dungeon 🤠
I'm a potty mouth 😜
@bandosparks.bsky.social has swears! They've used 269 profanities in their last 2,036 posts.
🥇 "pegging" (55 times)
🥈 "butt" (31 times)
🥉 "ass" (23 times)
🥇 "pegging" (55 times)
🥈 "butt" (31 times)
🥉 "ass" (23 times)
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I'm a potty mouth 😜
@profanity.accountant
how often have I used profanity on this account?
how often have I used profanity on this account?
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
@profanity.accountant
how often have I used profanity on this account?
how often have I used profanity on this account?
Wut, I say, wut in tarnation is a ding dang dog park? In the good name of equity, I say this town should erect a cat palace right next to it!
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Wut, I say, wut in tarnation is a ding dang dog park? In the good name of equity, I say this town should erect a cat palace right next to it!
Recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors for their patients who need to get off 😜
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors for their patients who need to get off 😜
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this year i'm thankful for sluts, shout out all the sluts, love u guys
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
this year i'm thankful for sluts, shout out all the sluts, love u guys
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
WHO TF LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
WHO TF LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!
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After last night's meh mac & cheese (sorry, nephew), and given the abomination that Noodles serves nowadays, I'm pretty sure that I can conclude that Kraft M&C nails it (especially the deluxe version) and no other is necessary. Canada gets it right by declaring it "Kraft Dinner".
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
After last night's meh mac & cheese (sorry, nephew), and given the abomination that Noodles serves nowadays, I'm pretty sure that I can conclude that Kraft M&C nails it (especially the deluxe version) and no other is necessary. Canada gets it right by declaring it "Kraft Dinner".
Is it 25th Amendment o'clock yet?
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Is it 25th Amendment o'clock yet?
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And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
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well I was annoyed at this woman making a loud personal call on the train, but it’s about a polycule that broke up via a series of substack posts that I am now trying to locate 😂
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
well I was annoyed at this woman making a loud personal call on the train, but it’s about a polycule that broke up via a series of substack posts that I am now trying to locate 😂
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
Happy Hump Day to every body who loves pegging!
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November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy Hump Day to every body who loves pegging!
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