Bandit
@bandit.bsky.social
29 | he/him | Bi/Pan 🏳️🌈 | ✝️ | NM Fur | Horror fan | All Wheel Dog | User #97,525 | ♥️ Yannie ♥️ | 🔜 FERN 2026
What started with the worst day at work morphed into the holiday, some of the best days at work, to be concluded today with my first yearly eval.
I want off this roller coaster Mr. Krabs 😵💫
I want off this roller coaster Mr. Krabs 😵💫
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What started with the worst day at work morphed into the holiday, some of the best days at work, to be concluded today with my first yearly eval.
I want off this roller coaster Mr. Krabs 😵💫
I want off this roller coaster Mr. Krabs 😵💫
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"You don't know how furry cons work" is something I have heard WAY TOO OFTEN from people who, coincidentally, were incompetent at running furry cons.
elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall
ALT: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall
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November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"You don't know how furry cons work" is something I have heard WAY TOO OFTEN from people who, coincidentally, were incompetent at running furry cons.
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It’s #fursuitfriday and I wanted to share how me and my friend @psychosis00.bsky.social Dia de Los muertos in Albuquerque’s old town.
📸: @victormutt.bsky.social
Skull head by: @dvcreations.bsky.social
📸: @victormutt.bsky.social
Skull head by: @dvcreations.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It’s #fursuitfriday and I wanted to share how me and my friend @psychosis00.bsky.social Dia de Los muertos in Albuquerque’s old town.
📸: @victormutt.bsky.social
Skull head by: @dvcreations.bsky.social
📸: @victormutt.bsky.social
Skull head by: @dvcreations.bsky.social
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Pink Panther my beloved
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Pink Panther my beloved
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Mamdani being a certified Bluesky Elder means he has absolutely seen Sensual Alf, Tom Boobadil, and Stalins Yaltitties.
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Mamdani being a certified Bluesky Elder means he has absolutely seen Sensual Alf, Tom Boobadil, and Stalins Yaltitties.
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Btw I have two more slots for $15 headshots after that it’s back to $20 first come first serve 👉👈
November 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Btw I have two more slots for $15 headshots after that it’s back to $20 first come first serve 👉👈
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Pope Leo literally telling late-in-life Catholic converts to touch some grass
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Pope Leo literally telling late-in-life Catholic converts to touch some grass
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why would he come for online trads like this
October 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
why would he come for online trads like this
“Finished up if you wanna call”
😬 The heck did I finish?
😬 The heck did I finish?
October 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“Finished up if you wanna call”
😬 The heck did I finish?
😬 The heck did I finish?
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we have spent the last decade witnessing a national epidemic of “it should be illegal to not hang out with me just because I’m a mean asshole” behavior
"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...
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October 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
we have spent the last decade witnessing a national epidemic of “it should be illegal to not hang out with me just because I’m a mean asshole” behavior
Love to hate those fall days where you have to use the heater in the morning but blast the A/C on the way home 🔥 🧊
October 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Love to hate those fall days where you have to use the heater in the morning but blast the A/C on the way home 🔥 🧊
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Let him cook!
October 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Let him cook!
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October 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this
2 years later
2 years later
March 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this
2 years later
2 years later
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If you see people having fun discussing horror movies, don't do this. It's not witty. It's not helpful, and it's certainly not original. At best, it's INCREDIBLY annoying, and at worst, it sounds like you're shaming someone for daring to not think about politics 24/7. Either way, you're an asshole.
September 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If you see people having fun discussing horror movies, don't do this. It's not witty. It's not helpful, and it's certainly not original. At best, it's INCREDIBLY annoying, and at worst, it sounds like you're shaming someone for daring to not think about politics 24/7. Either way, you're an asshole.
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🔥 TOMORROW 6 PM ET @hexfurryfest.bsky.social 🔥
I'm so excited for you all to see what I've cooked up. Opening an event like this is such a huge opportunity and I think I've done it justice
Replay: 6 AM ET 🐱
I'm so excited for you all to see what I've cooked up. Opening an event like this is such a huge opportunity and I think I've done it justice
Replay: 6 AM ET 🐱
September 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
🔥 TOMORROW 6 PM ET @hexfurryfest.bsky.social 🔥
I'm so excited for you all to see what I've cooked up. Opening an event like this is such a huge opportunity and I think I've done it justice
Replay: 6 AM ET 🐱
I'm so excited for you all to see what I've cooked up. Opening an event like this is such a huge opportunity and I think I've done it justice
Replay: 6 AM ET 🐱
Share a favorite black and white movie.
September 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Share a favorite black and white movie.
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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Like clockwork...
To quote a friend: you can set your watch to these goblins.
September 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Like clockwork...
Always funny to see the timeline of when mutuals unfollow/unlike you
September 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Always funny to see the timeline of when mutuals unfollow/unlike you
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I don’t mourn Charlie Kirk much, though I do feel empathy for those who cared for him. But I am grievously concerned for what is going to happen to this country next, because political violence never rests easy on the marginalized.
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I don’t mourn Charlie Kirk much, though I do feel empathy for those who cared for him. But I am grievously concerned for what is going to happen to this country next, because political violence never rests easy on the marginalized.
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I look forward to the eventual VR Chat baptism ceremonies that you too can participate in for the low, low tithe of $316.
The deranged cult of personality dweeb who sells the chance to DM him and bans any discussion on his discord that isn’t exclusively about him has become a Born Again Christian lmao
September 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I look forward to the eventual VR Chat baptism ceremonies that you too can participate in for the low, low tithe of $316.
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the power of a jesus first family second streamer
September 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
the power of a jesus first family second streamer