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banannaise.bsky.social
Banana 🍌
@banannaise.bsky.social
I put the DEMENT in fundamentals.
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"That’s the main distinction between these clubs for now: the Kickers have mastered their identity, and South Georgia is still figuring out the all-important who are we? question."

Excellent work, as always, here.

USL1 is fortunate to have so much great coverage from some really talented people.
NEW: What caught my eye across the USL in Week One? The Back Four is back, so I'm discussing three surprise standouts in the Championship alongside in-depth notes on the opening slate in League One.

Check it out. 🔗⬇️
www.usltactics.com/p/the-back-f...
The Back Four: USL Opening Weekend!
*Owen Wilson voice* wow
www.usltactics.com
March 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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come here my little fluffy 🤗
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
come on you KICKERS
March 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the Czechs:
March 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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This #BlackHistoryMonth, we honor Elliot Barr—host of "RiverCity 93" (Richmond Kickers), "Can I Kick It FC" (Black soccer history), & "Walkin' 90" (USL League 1). Through these platforms, he amplifies diverse voices, highlights Black athletes' contributions, and pushes boundaries in soccer. ⚽✊🏾 #BHM
February 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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all i need to be happy is 2-3x my income and an apartment nearby all of my friends and critical and commercial success and regular dick from an evil elf is that so much to ask
February 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Happy Valentine Day @richmondkickers.bsky.social

Credit to @banananananaise and @rivercityredarmy for these
February 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Again - queer folks do not have the rights we have without our trans family. Suggestions otherwise are ahistorical and asshole-istorical. There is NO LGB WITHOUT T.
February 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I am countable and uncountable. the rest of this I have no comment on
February 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual
February 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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one time a buddy of mine in california texted me “hey i made an extra corn on the cob i’m not gonna eat, you want it” and from louisville i was like yeah sure man. a few days later it showed up in the mail
Somebody should put some dinner in the mail for Jon. He’d appreciate a good goof like that.
i think it’s ridiculous that bluesky doesn’t serve dinner. it’s 7 o’clock on the east coast. clearly the joke’s on me for assuming there’d be food. guess i’ll just eat my boot
February 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
wake up, it’s 2025, we love Stephen A now
broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:
February 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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On this first day of Black History Month we remember and raise the words of Marsha P. Johnson that there is "No pride for some of us, without liberation for all of us." Marsha is also a reminder that the movement for queer liberation has been built with Black queer lives. We celebrate Black lives.
February 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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elected democrats are to voters what landlords are to tenants. painted-over-the-outlet-ass party
February 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Here at magfest, my pronouns are he - they, sorry/him - them, sorry
January 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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The Wannabe European #MLS vs. The Chad #USL
December 15, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I’m not really here yet but it’s heartening to slowly re-add all the good connections in a more wholesome place. We’re getting there.
December 6, 2024 at 12:46 AM
PSA: while the shortest day of the year isn't for another two and a half weeks...

The earliest sunset of the year is in two days.
It only gets lighter from there.
December 3, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz
November 23, 2024 at 3:58 AM
is… is facebook hitting on me
November 23, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Lakeside Tavern would not look out of place in a small town in rural Missouri, but instead it’s within the Richmond city limits. I love it so much
November 17, 2024 at 2:54 AM