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Nuestra realidad es la sátira de hace unos años.
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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The intro from "Another World" still manages to impress decades later, which is why I feel like it's nearly impossible to describe emotions one felt upon encountering it 35 years ago for the first time.
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The Heritage Foundation ahí en grande, ya ni amago de esconderse ni ná
📺TV en DIRECTO | María Corina Machado, sobre si volverá a Venezuela: “Lo haré lo antes posible (...) Pero no soy la única, hay millones de personas que están esperando eso. Sucederá antes o después” social.elpais.com/zsv…
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Yeah, shut up, brand-with-pineapple-on-head
“We both have films opening on December 18th, and we decided to coin a name for it. We’re thinking 'DUNESDAY'.”

I was thinking more along the lines of AVENUDE. 😎
Robert Downey Jr. & Timothée Chalamet Hype up ‘Dunesday’ for 2026
Robert Downey Jr. recently coined a name for the day when Avengers 5 and Dune 3 are scheduled to premiere in theaters.
www.comingsoon.net
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Este hilo entero es a partes iguales brillante y deprimente porque ahora ya sabemos que sería cierto al 100% tal cual 👇🥲
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 15, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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Qué bonito libro El Principito ♥️
January 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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I’m not saying that Gary Larson did it, but the imprints in Scott Adams back sure look a lot like cow tools
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Really needed that, thanks
remember kids -
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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Today's reminder to take your ibuprofen is brought to you by the fact Blu-ray is 20 years old
a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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Se levantó nostálgica la UE: acaban de recuperar en toda su esencia un emoticono de los primeros tiempos de internet:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.

The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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Nooo, atacar Venezuela para imponer un gobierno títere no es por el petróleo, claro que no. Eso es una visión simplista que deja al margen un análisis geoestratégico más profundo: en realidad es por el dinero que se obtiene al vender ese petróleo.
January 3, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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Cuando dejas de ver a EEUU como un país, si no como un cartel de empresas cuyas bombas fluctúan según los índices en bolsa, el siglo XX y XXI tiene más sentido.
January 3, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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DEMOCRACIA ES CUANDO NOSOTROS Y TIRANÍA ES CUANDO ELLOS.
January 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
La rápida y contundente respuesta de nuestros bienamados líderes de la UE:
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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Comunicado de la UE, breve pero contundente:
"Jolines".
January 3, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Videoresumen de 2025 en 4 segundos:
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Hace unos días di una charla en la Universidad de Valencia en la que tocaba varios aspectos geopolíticos de la transición energética. Creo que hay un par de ideas que sirven muy bien de resumen sobre dónde estamos ahora que cerramos 2025.
Este viernes participaré en la Conferencia "La Construcción del Estado y la Nación, nuevas perspectivas desde el género, la racialidad y la interdisciplinaridad", organizada por la Universidad de Valencia.
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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The Paul and Tate fights from this weekend are more proof of the need for one to live one's life in a manner that doesn't have the world cackling with glee when you get your butt whupped.
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Feliz dia de los regalos navideños adelantados a todos los que celebran 🖤

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMkE...
December 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Esta linea temporal sólo tiene sentido si te imaginas las risas enlatadas en cada pausa
The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Esto es la reputísima ostia. Más recrearse en esto y menos en el puto vertedero en que se ha convertido *señala vagamente a todo lo demás así en general* es lo que necesitamos en nuestras pequeñas apps de salvapantallas mental 🥲
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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We have to adopt new tech or else our game will fail, which is why all successful games from a few years ago included blockchain technology
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM