Brad Finn
@baldpoetwarlord.bsky.social
The water's nice and warm so you can toss the toaster in anytime now.
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
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Imagine going to all of the trouble to whip it, but then not having the decency to whip it good.
December 7, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Imagine going to all of the trouble to whip it, but then not having the decency to whip it good.
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only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats
December 7, 2024 at 2:28 AM
only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats
It's all fun and games until you have to put your pleasure donkey out of its misery.
December 7, 2024 at 1:38 PM
It's all fun and games until you have to put your pleasure donkey out of its misery.
Holiday tip: This skeet makes a great stocking stuffer.
December 6, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Holiday tip: This skeet makes a great stocking stuffer.
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If you ever find yourself questioning how I turned out the way I did...
this is the town where I graduated high school
this is the town where I graduated high school
December 4, 2024 at 1:27 AM
If you ever find yourself questioning how I turned out the way I did...
this is the town where I graduated high school
this is the town where I graduated high school
I'd feel guilty firing my ice dancing instructor this close to Christmas so I'm having him executed instead.
December 4, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I'd feel guilty firing my ice dancing instructor this close to Christmas so I'm having him executed instead.
If you smell AXE body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail.
December 4, 2024 at 5:20 PM
If you smell AXE body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail.
The Call is Coming From Inside the House, Charlie Brown
December 2, 2024 at 12:55 PM
The Call is Coming From Inside the House, Charlie Brown
My spirit animal is Snuggles, the fabric softener bear.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
My spirit animal is Snuggles, the fabric softener bear.
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
December 1, 2024 at 12:26 AM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
Celebrate this Thanksgiving by blacking out at an Indian casino and exposing yourself to an elderly woman playing penny slots.
November 28, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Celebrate this Thanksgiving by blacking out at an Indian casino and exposing yourself to an elderly woman playing penny slots.
@chadfinn.bsky.social Please tell me all these deferred money contracts are going to bite the Dodgers in the ass somewhere down the line.
November 27, 2024 at 4:17 PM
@chadfinn.bsky.social Please tell me all these deferred money contracts are going to bite the Dodgers in the ass somewhere down the line.
I'm an organ donor because when I come back as a zombie I want to be nimble.
November 27, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I'm an organ donor because when I come back as a zombie I want to be nimble.
ALERT: Today is the last day to pre-order my new - Just kidding! I have nothing to offer you.
November 27, 2024 at 12:03 AM
ALERT: Today is the last day to pre-order my new - Just kidding! I have nothing to offer you.
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I am one stalker away from having a stalker.
November 26, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I am one stalker away from having a stalker.
No one has ever eaten as many donuts as they wanted to eat.
November 23, 2024 at 4:51 PM
No one has ever eaten as many donuts as they wanted to eat.
I have decided to invade Malaysia, as is my birthright.
November 22, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I have decided to invade Malaysia, as is my birthright.
It's called a prolapsed anus thank you very much if it's any of your business and can you get these kids to stop crying what kind of kindergarten are you running anyway?
November 21, 2024 at 11:40 PM
It's called a prolapsed anus thank you very much if it's any of your business and can you get these kids to stop crying what kind of kindergarten are you running anyway?
First things first: sequences are all messed up. Third things fifth: this is definitely not my fault. Second things fourth: how dare you.
November 20, 2024 at 10:23 PM
First things first: sequences are all messed up. Third things fifth: this is definitely not my fault. Second things fourth: how dare you.
Those Don't Look Like Defensive Wounds, Charlie Brown.
November 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Those Don't Look Like Defensive Wounds, Charlie Brown.
I can only aspire to this level of pettiness.
November 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I can only aspire to this level of pettiness.
Hard to get good help.
November 18, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Hard to get good help.
