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East Europe is a vibe and a geographical mistake. Trust me!
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So Michigan City is not in Michigan, Chicago Heights is not in Chicago, and East Chicago is not even in the same state? Also, how New is New Buffalo? Was there really a need for another Buffalo? #michigan #illinois #indiana
October 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Summary of this week:
September 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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To those who cancelled their Disney related subscriptions. Since Trump defunded PBS, it would help them quite a bit if you took the same money you used to send to Disney and instead, sent it to PBS/NPR.
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I can believe trumpcard.gov is an actual, official US government website 😂
@theonion.com really need to step up their game
Trump Gold Card
Available now.
trumpcard.gov
September 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
How fucking big is Kristi Noem??? Look at the size of that 대가리... fuckin'ell...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
UK could suspend visas for countries with no returns deal
New Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood said her 'top priority' in her role is to 'secure' the UK's borders.
www.bbc.com
September 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"...returns to work." The job of doing fuck all???
September 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Unless you're First Nations, you're a descendant of immigrants. No gatekeeping on stolen land 🖤💛❤️
August 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Motherfucking Supplier Assurance, why... THE FUCK... do you need me to log in to your fucking website every motherfucking 30 days??? Whose bright fucking idea was that???
September 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What a time to be alive! Now I can read the contract for a 보험 that will tell me to fuck off anyway!
We all know that the biggest issue for long term foreign residents is having businessestake their money
v.daum.net/v/2025082111...
9월 외국인 보험 통·번역서비스 도입
지난해 국내 거주 외국인이 200만명을 넘겼지만, 민간 보험 가입률은 40% 수준으로 내국인 절반 수준에 그친 것으로 나타났다. 보험 창구에서 겪는 ‘언어 장벽’이 저조한 가입률 주 요인으로 분석된다. 이에 따라 금융당국은 내달부터 현장에 통·번역 서비스 등을 본격 도입해 외국인 보험 시장 편의성을 개선하기로 했다. 21일 금융당국에 따르면 금융감독원은
v.daum.net
August 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I was joking when I said the river will be walled on both sides with high-rise apartments, but the city administration is really going with it. Fuck your skyline ambitions, there are profits for the very rich and your skyline is in the way,
v.daum.net/v/2025081805...
압구정 조합원 100% 한강뷰? 250m 끔찍한 장벽 생긴다
■ 「 길을 걷다 보면 저 건물은 왜 저렇게 생겼을까, 한번쯤 생각해 본 적 없으신가요? 튀는 건물도, 익숙한 건물도 생김새에는 다 이유가 있습니다. 건물뿐 아니라 사는 동네와 도시도 마찬가지죠. 건축을 전공한 기자가 도시공간을 해설해드립니다. 중앙일보 유료구독서비스 더중앙플러스 ‘한은화의 공간탐구생활(https://www.joongang.co.kr/
v.daum.net
August 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Don’t wear your mother fucking backpacks on your back in the fucking subway in mother fucking rush hour you selfish daft bunch of twats. God mother fucking damn it. Go and shove that “정” up your fucking egoistic arses.
August 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
To all the big corporations that give RFPs in the summer and fuck off on vacation for a month (yes specifically you Euro cunts).

FUCK

YOU
August 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Today might feel like one of hell’s circles… but this is just the beginning folks! August is just around the corner.
July 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
TIL that some person (allegedly famous) has named their child "Aquaman Moses" and I still have no idea why this is news... Who the fuck is Trisha Paytas???
July 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Lifehack/Tip:
If you prefer not to listen to ads in your podcast show, consider connecting your VPN to a South Korean server before downloading the episode on your preferred podcast player.
July 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
You gotta love K-drivers man. You ride in the dedicated bike lane and you get honked for riding a bycicle, in a bike lane, where it's illegal for cars...
July 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Such a tragedy! Poor Wall Street capitalists are depressed 😢😢😢
www.cnbc.com/2025/06/25/m...
Zohran Mamdani’s victory in NYC mayoral primary leaves Wall Street 'alarmed' and 'depressed'
His potential victory could bring what the Street despises the most — tax hikes and tighter regulation that threaten corporate and investment interests.
www.cnbc.com
June 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Not Japan-related, but since we all need a distraction from The Horrors, Takaya Suzuki points out a study that examined 408 sleeping cats and found the majority (65%) curl leftwards.

I'm not sure how useful this information is, but...it's yours now.
June 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Too late to be an influencer in K-land I guess. I could have lived a life of doing fuck all, film doing fuck all, and get paid for filming myself doing fuck all… Instead I work a fucking soul-sucking 9-to-whenfuckingever office job for a bunch of incompetent cunts focused on tripping each other…
June 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A lady just dropped her phone on my foot and didn’t even bother to fucking apologise… Today is going to be a tough one…
June 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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This is a map of Los Angeles. The arrow points to a red dot. That red dot (roughly) represents the protest area seen on TV.

To me, the gross mischaracterization of what’s happening in Los Angeles looks like an excuse to deploy the military—to protect government assets like ICE.
June 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Ah yes… the “European breakfast” enjoyed by the whole of Europe, and even parts of the Caucus mountains!
June 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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I dunno, man, that sounds like a you problem
May 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM