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bagofbats
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they call me metrosexual the way i be coming on da train
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
FLY: 2 EU players
VKS: 1 EU player
100T: 0 EU players

FLY: 0-1
VKS: 0-1
100T: 1-0

really makes you think 🤔
October 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
completely baffling situation i found myself in earlier today
August 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
wow this card is super flavorful! in the show sokka has no bending ability but still finds ways to support his friends that do, and here his card has no triggered abilities yet supports your cards that have them.

oh wait that says katara
July 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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This might be my favorite thing I’ve painted to date. I mean, glowy space angel made of stars and nebula stuff, does it get cooler than that?

24 x 18 mixed media and oil on panel
AD: Vic Ochoa

#mtgart #oilpainting #traditionalart
July 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
the story articles for #MTGEternities are FULL of awesome lore drops, but i wanted to highlight this one in particular. "mallowmass" is like codifying likes on social media as an actual currency, especially the part about "registered in public". helping people in private gives no clout & no money.
June 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
the relationship between kris deltarune and the soul is so fuckin funny to me, one second we're working together just fine and next thing i know they're hitting me with a hockey stick. i hope in ch5 we fix their parents' marriage and they pay us back by putting us in the microwave
June 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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without critique, magic is explicitly entrenching itself as a collectible over anything else. commander is collectible: the card game. UB is a collectible with bonus rules text (see: pokémon). sales prices reflect goals (see: pokémon). understand the game's future and decide what you want from it.
June 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
between dfcs and sagas cards in #mtgxfinalfantasy got too many fuckin words on them man. but it's worth reading the cards on this one this is sick as fuck
May 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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la nueva colección de magic sin haber jugado nunca al final fantasy se siente así
May 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i fucking hate shopify rebellion bro they always do good early game and always do bad late game and every time im like they're gonna win end every time they lose i do this
May 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
goat
April 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
do the clans of #MTGTarkir not have trust issues about their new spirit dragons? like if i'm jeskai and i just found out that Ojutai was keeping the truth about Tarkir's history secret from us, how can i trust that Shiko won't do the same? tbh if im on Tarkir i dont trust any of these dragons LOL
April 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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this is bisexual eraser
April 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
round one of the #MTGTarkir prerelease, opponent says "tap six mana for craterhoof behemoth, swing for 18?" and i made this face irl

what a cool format. lost that round but went 2-1 overall ^^
April 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Disgusting reality
My husband and I run a game store and after all the tariff announcements, he decided to write out kind of a "behind the scenes" of how we spend and spill it out for people who don't understand. He's had so many reactions and shares I wanted to bring it here, too.
April 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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perpetually obsessed with the legacy banlist. "swampcycling 1" is banned.
New B&R article just dropped. Lotta write-ups from folks, and you can catch myself, @gavinverhey.bsky.social, and @blakepr.bsky.social on Weekly MTG to talk about this stuff tomorrow morning!

What do y'all think?

#WOTCstaff

magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
March 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I didn't take the right classes in college to know why I like this art so much, but I do like it a lot. Something about the sharp triangular figure contrasted against these circular water wheels is really satisfying to me. Also the colors kick ass #MTGTarkir
March 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Super weird commander card. Reads to me like you want to go voltron to get as many cards as possible, but voltron too hard and you'll get no cards because you dealt over 21 damage. It's like Sultai blackjack. #MTGTarkir
March 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM