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November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
completely baffling situation i found myself in earlier today
August 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
wow this card is super flavorful! in the show sokka has no bending ability but still finds ways to support his friends that do, and here his card has no triggered abilities yet supports your cards that have them.

oh wait that says katara
July 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
the story articles for #MTGEternities are FULL of awesome lore drops, but i wanted to highlight this one in particular. "mallowmass" is like codifying likes on social media as an actual currency, especially the part about "registered in public". helping people in private gives no clout & no money.
June 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
between dfcs and sagas cards in #mtgxfinalfantasy got too many fuckin words on them man. but it's worth reading the cards on this one this is sick as fuck
May 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i fucking hate shopify rebellion bro they always do good early game and always do bad late game and every time im like they're gonna win end every time they lose i do this
May 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
goat
April 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
(for context, my opponent had this guy out plus another random four-power creature to reduce the hoof's cost. i swear he said swing for 18 but the math ain't mathing on that now that i think about it. not like it matters i died anyway LOL)
April 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
round one of the #MTGTarkir prerelease, opponent says "tap six mana for craterhoof behemoth, swing for 18?" and i made this face irl

what a cool format. lost that round but went 2-1 overall ^^
April 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I didn't take the right classes in college to know why I like this art so much, but I do like it a lot. Something about the sharp triangular figure contrasted against these circular water wheels is really satisfying to me. Also the colors kick ass #MTGTarkir
March 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Super weird commander card. Reads to me like you want to go voltron to get as many cards as possible, but voltron too hard and you'll get no cards because you dealt over 21 damage. It's like Sultai blackjack. #MTGTarkir
March 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM