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When people ask me about my future
November 26, 2024 at 5:57 PM
When people ask me about my future
Actually, those are impulsive thoughts.
November 19, 2023 at 9:26 PM
Actually, those are impulsive thoughts.
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juliet: What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet.
romeo: what if the rose were called Gonorrhoea-Dog Drinketh He's Own Pee
juliet: Even then, it would surely retain every bit of its saccharine scent.
romeo: how about Segregation Doth Verily Good
juliet: dude
romeo: what if the rose were called Gonorrhoea-Dog Drinketh He's Own Pee
juliet: Even then, it would surely retain every bit of its saccharine scent.
romeo: how about Segregation Doth Verily Good
juliet: dude
September 30, 2023 at 6:09 AM
juliet: What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet.
romeo: what if the rose were called Gonorrhoea-Dog Drinketh He's Own Pee
juliet: Even then, it would surely retain every bit of its saccharine scent.
romeo: how about Segregation Doth Verily Good
juliet: dude
romeo: what if the rose were called Gonorrhoea-Dog Drinketh He's Own Pee
juliet: Even then, it would surely retain every bit of its saccharine scent.
romeo: how about Segregation Doth Verily Good
juliet: dude
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congratulations
September 20, 2023 at 12:34 PM
congratulations
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that shitty thing some liberals do where they're like 'fuck the south' whenever some new horrifying person gets elected in florida/texas with zero thought to the people who live there, DIDN'T WANT THAT, and are going to be impacted the most? that's what a lot of you sound like about global politics
you all know you can dislike a nation's government without wanting to eradicate its citizens, the people poised to suffer most intensely if said government does anything weird right? RIGHT??
September 29, 2023 at 2:59 AM
that shitty thing some liberals do where they're like 'fuck the south' whenever some new horrifying person gets elected in florida/texas with zero thought to the people who live there, DIDN'T WANT THAT, and are going to be impacted the most? that's what a lot of you sound like about global politics
*Pees in ur lap* I'm sorry Meow meow I'm sorry meow
September 29, 2023 at 6:04 AM
*Pees in ur lap* I'm sorry Meow meow I'm sorry meow
Poor Jess. *Kiss*
September 29, 2023 at 6:03 AM
Poor Jess. *Kiss*
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giving myself lead poisoning to better bond with my parents
September 20, 2023 at 3:59 AM
giving myself lead poisoning to better bond with my parents
I'm not. I didn't read the ending.
September 25, 2023 at 1:59 PM
I'm not. I didn't read the ending.
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It’s sex worker Saturday! You know what to do 💖
Creators drop a pic and your links, buyers show support with tips and reposts! 🖤🧡
Creators drop a pic and your links, buyers show support with tips and reposts! 🖤🧡
September 23, 2023 at 1:34 PM
It’s sex worker Saturday! You know what to do 💖
Creators drop a pic and your links, buyers show support with tips and reposts! 🖤🧡
Creators drop a pic and your links, buyers show support with tips and reposts! 🖤🧡
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ANYTHING YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER I WILL DO TO YOU
YOU WILL GO TO PROM WITH ME
WE WILL LIVE TOGETHER FOR FIVE YEARS
I WILL BE SURLY AND EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
THE SEX WILL BE PRETTY GOOD 👍
YOU WILL GO TO PROM WITH ME
WE WILL LIVE TOGETHER FOR FIVE YEARS
I WILL BE SURLY AND EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
THE SEX WILL BE PRETTY GOOD 👍
September 22, 2023 at 1:27 PM
ANYTHING YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER I WILL DO TO YOU
YOU WILL GO TO PROM WITH ME
WE WILL LIVE TOGETHER FOR FIVE YEARS
I WILL BE SURLY AND EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
THE SEX WILL BE PRETTY GOOD 👍
YOU WILL GO TO PROM WITH ME
WE WILL LIVE TOGETHER FOR FIVE YEARS
I WILL BE SURLY AND EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
THE SEX WILL BE PRETTY GOOD 👍
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you know what? fuck you
*flays your mind*
*flays your mind*
September 5, 2023 at 9:30 AM
you know what? fuck you
*flays your mind*
*flays your mind*
Bluesky should start using "retweet" cuz I think it'd be funny.
August 20, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Bluesky should start using "retweet" cuz I think it'd be funny.
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his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
August 20, 2023 at 3:31 AM
his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
That's so true.
August 20, 2023 at 4:17 AM
That's so true.
Why does a robot need a bulge?
August 19, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Why does a robot need a bulge?
What if it's not a joke, I genuinely wish that person harm, but it's an empty threat? Do I still have to follow thru?
August 19, 2023 at 2:58 AM
What if it's not a joke, I genuinely wish that person harm, but it's an empty threat? Do I still have to follow thru?
No, I want to be the girl with the feet.
August 19, 2023 at 2:49 AM
No, I want to be the girl with the feet.