Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
23 Buff chimera NO MINORS
I'm a lawyer, I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you
Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it.
(Writer, kinkster, fetishist, not an actual lawyer)
I'm a lawyer, I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you
Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it.
(Writer, kinkster, fetishist, not an actual lawyer)
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Need legal advice? Need the persperson who sued you walking funny for a while?
We've got your back. Murphy & Tail, the only lawfirm that looks good winning
Art by @harryh4.bsky.social
We've got your back. Murphy & Tail, the only lawfirm that looks good winning
Art by @harryh4.bsky.social
That's personal ;) but I do think him being a stuffed toy human lead to be enjoying drawn men (more than anthros, mind you) in... Situations. Also why the peak of intimacy for me is "I put you through a lot of pain and hardship, you thrive, I cuddle and tell you how much I love you all night"
What was yours!! I wanna hear now c:
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
That's personal ;) but I do think him being a stuffed toy human lead to be enjoying drawn men (more than anthros, mind you) in... Situations. Also why the peak of intimacy for me is "I put you through a lot of pain and hardship, you thrive, I cuddle and tell you how much I love you all night"
Normalize asking furries what their favorite toys were growing up. Often explains a LOT about em
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Normalize asking furries what their favorite toys were growing up. Often explains a LOT about em
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(I gotta start promoting this a bit better...)
If you wanna see!
-Early Work in Progresses of my art
-Comics
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-Demo for a game I got!
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Then why not check out my subscribestar! You can join at $3!!
(I gotta start promoting this a bit better...)
If you wanna see!
-Early Work in Progresses of my art
-Comics
-Animations
-Image Packs
-Demo for a game I got!
-Exclusive Subscribestar works
Then why not check out my subscribestar! You can join at $3!!
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
subscribestar.adult/haxsmacks_art
(I gotta start promoting this a bit better...)
If you wanna see!
-Early Work in Progresses of my art
-Comics
-Animations
-Image Packs
-Demo for a game I got!
-Exclusive Subscribestar works
Then why not check out my subscribestar! You can join at $3!!
(I gotta start promoting this a bit better...)
If you wanna see!
-Early Work in Progresses of my art
-Comics
-Animations
-Image Packs
-Demo for a game I got!
-Exclusive Subscribestar works
Then why not check out my subscribestar! You can join at $3!!
So just cause I'm posting something about it later in the month: It's time for a lil history lesson from actually mexican chimera Murphy!
I simply love my country and the ironic telenovela-esque nature of its horrors
November 20th is Mexican Revolution Day!!
🧵
I simply love my country and the ironic telenovela-esque nature of its horrors
November 20th is Mexican Revolution Day!!
🧵
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So just cause I'm posting something about it later in the month: It's time for a lil history lesson from actually mexican chimera Murphy!
I simply love my country and the ironic telenovela-esque nature of its horrors
November 20th is Mexican Revolution Day!!
🧵
I simply love my country and the ironic telenovela-esque nature of its horrors
November 20th is Mexican Revolution Day!!
🧵
👻💀 For scary days only I will not be yelling "WEDGIE!!" when I hike your undies up your ass, I'll be yelling "BOO!!" and pulling until your tighty whities line up with the moon.
I thank you all for your support in this spooky time.
I thank you all for your support in this spooky time.
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
👻💀 For scary days only I will not be yelling "WEDGIE!!" when I hike your undies up your ass, I'll be yelling "BOO!!" and pulling until your tighty whities line up with the moon.
I thank you all for your support in this spooky time.
I thank you all for your support in this spooky time.
A fun game:
Video call a nerd. They put the camera up to their crotch. Have a nice long conversation about putting them in their place and when you see a twitch or a tent... they get to give themselves a wedgie.
Strangest thing! The talking sections get shorter and shorter after every penalty
Video call a nerd. They put the camera up to their crotch. Have a nice long conversation about putting them in their place and when you see a twitch or a tent... they get to give themselves a wedgie.
Strangest thing! The talking sections get shorter and shorter after every penalty
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
A fun game:
Video call a nerd. They put the camera up to their crotch. Have a nice long conversation about putting them in their place and when you see a twitch or a tent... they get to give themselves a wedgie.
Strangest thing! The talking sections get shorter and shorter after every penalty
Video call a nerd. They put the camera up to their crotch. Have a nice long conversation about putting them in their place and when you see a twitch or a tent... they get to give themselves a wedgie.
Strangest thing! The talking sections get shorter and shorter after every penalty
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Heard X-Men 97 is finally getting a season 2? Expect more mutant wedgies, I guess. 😎
October 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Heard X-Men 97 is finally getting a season 2? Expect more mutant wedgies, I guess. 😎
I love rolling someone's briefs into a thong during a hug. The little whimpering in my ear, cotton slowly sliding in, holding the legholes in my hand as he shivers. Smiling, kissing his cheek like even I don't know if I'm about to hoist him onto his tiptoes
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I love rolling someone's briefs into a thong during a hug. The little whimpering in my ear, cotton slowly sliding in, holding the legholes in my hand as he shivers. Smiling, kissing his cheek like even I don't know if I'm about to hoist him onto his tiptoes
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
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Finances in the red, means I will be taking five new commission slots!! Completion will be late November-early December. You know the drill, if you are interested, hit me up in DMs here or on Discord/Telegram!
I also have an all new comm sheet 👀
I also have an all new comm sheet 👀
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Finances in the red, means I will be taking five new commission slots!! Completion will be late November-early December. You know the drill, if you are interested, hit me up in DMs here or on Discord/Telegram!
I also have an all new comm sheet 👀
I also have an all new comm sheet 👀
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kinda dealing with a code red situation rn yall www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HxQ...
I Actually Need Help....Forreals
YouTube video by SuperButterBuns
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October 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
kinda dealing with a code red situation rn yall www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HxQ...
Quick marketing tip: stop crediting the devil for every fun activity and god for every tragedy lmao
D&D is satanic again let's go
October 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Quick marketing tip: stop crediting the devil for every fun activity and god for every tragedy lmao
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It's what happens when you treat art as "content". Just do whatever gets eyeballs on screen. Insane editing and oversaturated colors get their attention? Good. Do that. Attention spans dwindling and they want shorter-form content? Do that! Gotta optimize how much money is being made, at any cost.
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's what happens when you treat art as "content". Just do whatever gets eyeballs on screen. Insane editing and oversaturated colors get their attention? Good. Do that. Attention spans dwindling and they want shorter-form content? Do that! Gotta optimize how much money is being made, at any cost.
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October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Chawmp.
Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit!
This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact
This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact
October 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Chawmp.
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So, I made this because other wedgietober stuff really felt lacking, I would appreciate it if a few would do this with me an tag me or qoute so I can see what you cooked up. I really wanna remake this visually for next year with a few pieces this stimulates.
September 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So, I made this because other wedgietober stuff really felt lacking, I would appreciate it if a few would do this with me an tag me or qoute so I can see what you cooked up. I really wanna remake this visually for next year with a few pieces this stimulates.
Anti drug and anti drinking campaigns should tell kids that if they just wait until they're older they'll have more independence, their own money and every drug and drink will hit WAY harder. Being a square my whole childhood made it so I can get drunk and high far cheaper than my contemporaries 🤤
October 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Anti drug and anti drinking campaigns should tell kids that if they just wait until they're older they'll have more independence, their own money and every drug and drink will hit WAY harder. Being a square my whole childhood made it so I can get drunk and high far cheaper than my contemporaries 🤤
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"Why did you comm art of you getting wedgied?" BECAUSE MY ASS LOOKS SPECTACULAR HERE! Don't think about it, just drool
@indiego.bsky.social did a fantastic job. I'm so happy with this one
@indiego.bsky.social did a fantastic job. I'm so happy with this one
December 11, 2024 at 10:25 PM
"Why did you comm art of you getting wedgied?" BECAUSE MY ASS LOOKS SPECTACULAR HERE! Don't think about it, just drool
@indiego.bsky.social did a fantastic job. I'm so happy with this one
@indiego.bsky.social did a fantastic job. I'm so happy with this one
Yes... Yesssss...
October 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Yes... Yesssss...
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Ojos de Asesino
Cuando con solo una mirada sabes que no hay repuesta correcta y que cada error saldrá caro…
Enrique Aceves: “El puto esta que se caga pa’ dentro… No me va a durar nada.”
🎨 @PandaemonDX Twitter
Enrique Aceves, El Mata Putos @wolfplot.bsky.social
#furryart
Cuando con solo una mirada sabes que no hay repuesta correcta y que cada error saldrá caro…
Enrique Aceves: “El puto esta que se caga pa’ dentro… No me va a durar nada.”
🎨 @PandaemonDX Twitter
Enrique Aceves, El Mata Putos @wolfplot.bsky.social
#furryart
September 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ojos de Asesino
Cuando con solo una mirada sabes que no hay repuesta correcta y que cada error saldrá caro…
Enrique Aceves: “El puto esta que se caga pa’ dentro… No me va a durar nada.”
🎨 @PandaemonDX Twitter
Enrique Aceves, El Mata Putos @wolfplot.bsky.social
#furryart
Cuando con solo una mirada sabes que no hay repuesta correcta y que cada error saldrá caro…
Enrique Aceves: “El puto esta que se caga pa’ dentro… No me va a durar nada.”
🎨 @PandaemonDX Twitter
Enrique Aceves, El Mata Putos @wolfplot.bsky.social
#furryart
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August 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
After years of staring at atomics on your screen you get the balls to ruin your balls and order underwear online. You stare at the route for days.
It's here.
I look down at you with a box under my arm. Open. I don't have a clipboard for you to sign.
"Company policy" I smile and let myself in.
It's here.
I look down at you with a box under my arm. Open. I don't have a clipboard for you to sign.
"Company policy" I smile and let myself in.
October 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
After years of staring at atomics on your screen you get the balls to ruin your balls and order underwear online. You stare at the route for days.
It's here.
I look down at you with a box under my arm. Open. I don't have a clipboard for you to sign.
"Company policy" I smile and let myself in.
It's here.
I look down at you with a box under my arm. Open. I don't have a clipboard for you to sign.
"Company policy" I smile and let myself in.
If I had had one of you fools to wedgie when I was growing up I might've turned out normal... But god made his choice and here we are... Tragic... Turn around :)
October 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If I had had one of you fools to wedgie when I was growing up I might've turned out normal... But god made his choice and here we are... Tragic... Turn around :)
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So apparently it was @badluckmurphy.bsky.social's birthday a few days ago, and I'm a late bitch
So I gotta lawyer up with Murphy, Ace Attornbully
So I gotta lawyer up with Murphy, Ace Attornbully
September 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
So apparently it was @badluckmurphy.bsky.social's birthday a few days ago, and I'm a late bitch
So I gotta lawyer up with Murphy, Ace Attornbully
So I gotta lawyer up with Murphy, Ace Attornbully
Still don't have a phone but it's my birthday and I allow myself so little pleasures so fuck it a Bara Murph if it was on a blackboard
August 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Still don't have a phone but it's my birthday and I allow myself so little pleasures so fuck it a Bara Murph if it was on a blackboard