Murphy 💼🩵
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law | 24 | NO MINORS | Writer | Mexican 🇲🇽 asexual | I'm too deep in the lawyer gimmick to change it now but I do find suits hot so it works out
I'm a CHIMERA not a lion 🙄 that's just ¼ of me
I'm a CHIMERA not a lion 🙄 that's just ¼ of me
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Murphy 💼🩵
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
· Aug 8
Need legal advice? Need the persperson who sued you walking funny for a while?
We've got your back. Murphy & Tail, the only lawfirm that looks good winning
Art by @harryh4.bsky.social
We've got your back. Murphy & Tail, the only lawfirm that looks good winning
Art by @harryh4.bsky.social
Saw this artistic hotguy on instagram and thought it matched my nipples. I do have a penis, this is not an anatomy reveal. Yes, my tail is cooler than me we don't have to talk about it.
February 14, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Saw this artistic hotguy on instagram and thought it matched my nipples. I do have a penis, this is not an anatomy reveal. Yes, my tail is cooler than me we don't have to talk about it.
"Squeal. Louder. Weakling..."
*sssssSTRETTTTTTTCHHHH*
A little gravity powered wedgie from the rock golem I'm normal about 🤤🤤🥵
@haxsmacks.bsky.social popped off, thaaaank you mate! ✨✨🩵✨
*sssssSTRETTTTTTTCHHHH*
A little gravity powered wedgie from the rock golem I'm normal about 🤤🤤🥵
@haxsmacks.bsky.social popped off, thaaaank you mate! ✨✨🩵✨
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
"Squeal. Louder. Weakling..."
*sssssSTRETTTTTTTCHHHH*
A little gravity powered wedgie from the rock golem I'm normal about 🤤🤤🥵
@haxsmacks.bsky.social popped off, thaaaank you mate! ✨✨🩵✨
*sssssSTRETTTTTTTCHHHH*
A little gravity powered wedgie from the rock golem I'm normal about 🤤🤤🥵
@haxsmacks.bsky.social popped off, thaaaank you mate! ✨✨🩵✨
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Wowowowowo valentines YCH!!!!! My first one!!!
If interested please contact me on discord or telegram! Details in bio!
£40 PayPal only!
If interested please contact me on discord or telegram! Details in bio!
£40 PayPal only!
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Wowowowowo valentines YCH!!!!! My first one!!!
If interested please contact me on discord or telegram! Details in bio!
£40 PayPal only!
If interested please contact me on discord or telegram! Details in bio!
£40 PayPal only!
APPARENTLY some nerds "wanna keep their balls" 🙄so plan B:
You, me. I'm on drugs. I rip off your briefs and stuff em in your mouth. You change. You get an atomic. We cuddle on the couch. I tell you about all the movies I hate. I grab your ass the whole time. You nod and moan "mhm" about everything.
You, me. I'm on drugs. I rip off your briefs and stuff em in your mouth. You change. You get an atomic. We cuddle on the couch. I tell you about all the movies I hate. I grab your ass the whole time. You nod and moan "mhm" about everything.
You, me. You're in a hanging wedgie. I'm fully clothed, on drugs, and have plenty of cold water bottles. I tell you about all the movies I hate. I pull on your legs when you get distracted. You say I'm right about everything. You get to touch the floor again. We make out. It's been four hours.
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 AM
APPARENTLY some nerds "wanna keep their balls" 🙄so plan B:
You, me. I'm on drugs. I rip off your briefs and stuff em in your mouth. You change. You get an atomic. We cuddle on the couch. I tell you about all the movies I hate. I grab your ass the whole time. You nod and moan "mhm" about everything.
You, me. I'm on drugs. I rip off your briefs and stuff em in your mouth. You change. You get an atomic. We cuddle on the couch. I tell you about all the movies I hate. I grab your ass the whole time. You nod and moan "mhm" about everything.
You, me. You're in a hanging wedgie. I'm fully clothed, on drugs, and have plenty of cold water bottles. I tell you about all the movies I hate. I pull on your legs when you get distracted. You say I'm right about everything. You get to touch the floor again. We make out. It's been four hours.
February 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
You, me. You're in a hanging wedgie. I'm fully clothed, on drugs, and have plenty of cold water bottles. I tell you about all the movies I hate. I pull on your legs when you get distracted. You say I'm right about everything. You get to touch the floor again. We make out. It's been four hours.
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I don’t have my digital drawin stuff on hand sozzle, also a reminder do NOTTT interact with me if u support these cunts
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I don’t have my digital drawin stuff on hand sozzle, also a reminder do NOTTT interact with me if u support these cunts
Fun fact!
I'd be asleep rn if I could stop going "You either stay and life gets worse or get your balls out of her purse and join me to make perfect la la la" or "we'll make love in the park, eat bread in the dark while you spread me like brie" on loop. Singing the whole thing hasn't helped.
I'd be asleep rn if I could stop going "You either stay and life gets worse or get your balls out of her purse and join me to make perfect la la la" or "we'll make love in the park, eat bread in the dark while you spread me like brie" on loop. Singing the whole thing hasn't helped.
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Fun fact!
I'd be asleep rn if I could stop going "You either stay and life gets worse or get your balls out of her purse and join me to make perfect la la la" or "we'll make love in the park, eat bread in the dark while you spread me like brie" on loop. Singing the whole thing hasn't helped.
I'd be asleep rn if I could stop going "You either stay and life gets worse or get your balls out of her purse and join me to make perfect la la la" or "we'll make love in the park, eat bread in the dark while you spread me like brie" on loop. Singing the whole thing hasn't helped.
✨✨Life hack🤞😏
Turn around, lift the back of your shirt and loosen up your jaw
I'll do the rest, pretty boy.
Turn around, lift the back of your shirt and loosen up your jaw
I'll do the rest, pretty boy.
January 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
✨✨Life hack🤞😏
Turn around, lift the back of your shirt and loosen up your jaw
I'll do the rest, pretty boy.
Turn around, lift the back of your shirt and loosen up your jaw
I'll do the rest, pretty boy.
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I just need these two gone so I can almost have enough for rent
New adopts!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT AND CONSIDER✨⏰
A mouse and a deer, for 💲7️⃣0️⃣ each! ✨🩲
Dm if interested, P@ypal/K0fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I just need these two gone so I can almost have enough for rent
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Alfie this squirming is very unprofessional. Go limp sooner. Now! *yank* Let's go through your mistakes, shall we?
🤓 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
🎨 @stellatoasty.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
(wet willy alt)
🤓 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
🎨 @stellatoasty.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
(wet willy alt)
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Alfie this squirming is very unprofessional. Go limp sooner. Now! *yank* Let's go through your mistakes, shall we?
🤓 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
🎨 @stellatoasty.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
(wet willy alt)
🤓 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
🎨 @stellatoasty.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
(wet willy alt)
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🚨 PLEASE consider joining my Patreon! I’m tryna raise as much funds as possible to move my partner and I to a better town where we can be safer and with loved ones. So please consider joining if you like my art, any bit of support helps- I try to post 3 times a week! All exclusive material! 🚨
✨MY P@TREON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!!✨
Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
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Please consider joining! I will be posting sketches of finished pieces and even exclusive sketches/finished pieces as often as possible! For as little as five bucks a month you can help support me! Here's a sneak peek!
www.patreon.com/cw/PretzelGr...
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 AM
🚨 PLEASE consider joining my Patreon! I’m tryna raise as much funds as possible to move my partner and I to a better town where we can be safer and with loved ones. So please consider joining if you like my art, any bit of support helps- I try to post 3 times a week! All exclusive material! 🚨
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Comm for @badluckmurphy.bsky.social
Poor newbie knight was so excited to go fight that chimera in the mountain cave... at least his target seems in a playful mood?
Right now he's just getting a lot of flashbacks to his time at the Academy 😞
Poor newbie knight was so excited to go fight that chimera in the mountain cave... at least his target seems in a playful mood?
Right now he's just getting a lot of flashbacks to his time at the Academy 😞
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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Poor newbie knight was so excited to go fight that chimera in the mountain cave... at least his target seems in a playful mood?
Right now he's just getting a lot of flashbacks to his time at the Academy 😞
Poor newbie knight was so excited to go fight that chimera in the mountain cave... at least his target seems in a playful mood?
Right now he's just getting a lot of flashbacks to his time at the Academy 😞
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I’ll be done tomorrow!
January 18, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I’ll be done tomorrow!
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When Ty heard about a barbarian terrorizing the area he thought it would an easy bounty using his guile and cunning to set a trap. Unfortunately he was the one ambushed and brutalized by the badger, who enjoyed toying with his new prey...
🦡: @arkulus.bsky.social
🎨: @nukeyfox.bsky.social
🦡: @arkulus.bsky.social
🎨: @nukeyfox.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
When Ty heard about a barbarian terrorizing the area he thought it would an easy bounty using his guile and cunning to set a trap. Unfortunately he was the one ambushed and brutalized by the badger, who enjoyed toying with his new prey...
🦡: @arkulus.bsky.social
🎨: @nukeyfox.bsky.social
🦡: @arkulus.bsky.social
🎨: @nukeyfox.bsky.social
My special is unblockable and it leads into an unskippable cutscene. You'll be squealing "what were the devs thinking?" with what remains of your breath 🩵
👋✊👊⬆️⬆️⬆️
👋✊👊⬆️⬆️⬆️
A big BIG thank you to:
@magic0tter.bsky.social
@thegreatmsteak.bsky.social
@cocoashes.bsky.social
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
And the bf, Marshal!
I wonder who'll win?
The big, demon bully?
Or this party of goobers?
@magic0tter.bsky.social
@thegreatmsteak.bsky.social
@cocoashes.bsky.social
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
And the bf, Marshal!
I wonder who'll win?
The big, demon bully?
Or this party of goobers?
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
My special is unblockable and it leads into an unskippable cutscene. You'll be squealing "what were the devs thinking?" with what remains of your breath 🩵
👋✊👊⬆️⬆️⬆️
👋✊👊⬆️⬆️⬆️
• VA-RI-E-TY!!! Wedgies are such a versatile kink it blows my fucking mind. The can also be added to most other kinks for extra domination and fun. No special objects, wedgies can happen ANYWHERE and look like ANYTHING.
Want the bondage helplessness? Hanging wedgie! Breathplay and masks? Atomic!
Want the bondage helplessness? Hanging wedgie! Breathplay and masks? Atomic!
January 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
• VA-RI-E-TY!!! Wedgies are such a versatile kink it blows my fucking mind. The can also be added to most other kinks for extra domination and fun. No special objects, wedgies can happen ANYWHERE and look like ANYTHING.
Want the bondage helplessness? Hanging wedgie! Breathplay and masks? Atomic!
Want the bondage helplessness? Hanging wedgie! Breathplay and masks? Atomic!
• Boxers are valid for wedgies! They don't stretch as much or are culturally embarrassing BUT they often hurt more cause there's more fabric to stuff between the asscheeks and have hard seams digging in. They also rip easier. How are those balls feeling, loser? That crack? Wish you wore briefs yet?
January 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
• Boxers are valid for wedgies! They don't stretch as much or are culturally embarrassing BUT they often hurt more cause there's more fabric to stuff between the asscheeks and have hard seams digging in. They also rip easier. How are those balls feeling, loser? That crack? Wish you wore briefs yet?
• Have y'all noticed how easy it is to get into wedgies? Obviously the best freaks get REALLY into it but I feel like most kinksters haven't considered them in an proper context; once they do something just clicks. Not that I care about being normal but it's a pretty defendable kink and I love that.
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
• Have y'all noticed how easy it is to get into wedgies? Obviously the best freaks get REALLY into it but I feel like most kinksters haven't considered them in an proper context; once they do something just clicks. Not that I care about being normal but it's a pretty defendable kink and I love that.
• English speakers feel a tingle around the word "wedgie" which I have to imagine is comparable to what I have with "calzón chino" but honestly the spanish words are BETTER. It's a childish name (like "wedgie") but it's... Rude. A rude set of childish words. I pity those who can't know its magic.
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
• English speakers feel a tingle around the word "wedgie" which I have to imagine is comparable to what I have with "calzón chino" but honestly the spanish words are BETTER. It's a childish name (like "wedgie") but it's... Rude. A rude set of childish words. I pity those who can't know its magic.
• Underwear is just fucking cool. IRL I just love pulling someone's pants down and running my hands up and down their ass getting the legholes tangled on my fingers. Asking someone "You want a wedgie?" with my hands squeezing their covered ass is one of life's greatest joys. Argue with someone else.
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
• Underwear is just fucking cool. IRL I just love pulling someone's pants down and running my hands up and down their ass getting the legholes tangled on my fingers. Asking someone "You want a wedgie?" with my hands squeezing their covered ass is one of life's greatest joys. Argue with someone else.
• No one can wedgie you as good as your friends. Yeah bullies are fun in the dom/sub way but flossing your best friend so good his eyes cross and it's just a bit? Stellar. The pain in your ass that reminds you you have dope friends
• Turn all underwear into a thong and let me SEE. That. Ass!! 🤟🩵🩵
• Turn all underwear into a thong and let me SEE. That. Ass!! 🤟🩵🩵
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
• No one can wedgie you as good as your friends. Yeah bullies are fun in the dom/sub way but flossing your best friend so good his eyes cross and it's just a bit? Stellar. The pain in your ass that reminds you you have dope friends
• Turn all underwear into a thong and let me SEE. That. Ass!! 🤟🩵🩵
• Turn all underwear into a thong and let me SEE. That. Ass!! 🤟🩵🩵
• Wedgies are kinda why I can find men hot in general. It's rough, strength based, endurance based but also so fucking STUPID and silly and undeserious. Men giving out wedgies is as toxic as I want masculinity to ever get. Culturally it's such a male behavior I can't NOT like men as a whole from it
January 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
• Wedgies are kinda why I can find men hot in general. It's rough, strength based, endurance based but also so fucking STUPID and silly and undeserious. Men giving out wedgies is as toxic as I want masculinity to ever get. Culturally it's such a male behavior I can't NOT like men as a whole from it
I sometimes need to be reminded that alcohol rules! I'm so horny right now and thinking about wedgies, here are my drunken thoughts:
• Wedgies are fun cause they hurt you with the most intimate clothing you have. This garment you keep secret? Let me use it to hurt you. So evil. So PLAYFULLY evil.
• Wedgies are fun cause they hurt you with the most intimate clothing you have. This garment you keep secret? Let me use it to hurt you. So evil. So PLAYFULLY evil.
January 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I sometimes need to be reminded that alcohol rules! I'm so horny right now and thinking about wedgies, here are my drunken thoughts:
• Wedgies are fun cause they hurt you with the most intimate clothing you have. This garment you keep secret? Let me use it to hurt you. So evil. So PLAYFULLY evil.
• Wedgies are fun cause they hurt you with the most intimate clothing you have. This garment you keep secret? Let me use it to hurt you. So evil. So PLAYFULLY evil.
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Paying my tax to @badluckmurphy.bsky.social so he'll notice me
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Garbanzo is learning the hard way the danger of agreeing to sign contracts with their fae bullies to and I quote
"MaKe ThE cHafFFFFing STOOOOOP!😭"
As a fun side effect though it means he can get pulled in for mandatory fun times!
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Garbanzo is learning the hard way the danger of agreeing to sign contracts with their fae bullies to and I quote
"MaKe ThE cHafFFFFing STOOOOOP!😭"
As a fun side effect though it means he can get pulled in for mandatory fun times!
January 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Paying my tax to @badluckmurphy.bsky.social so he'll notice me
~~~
Garbanzo is learning the hard way the danger of agreeing to sign contracts with their fae bullies to and I quote
"MaKe ThE cHafFFFFing STOOOOOP!😭"
As a fun side effect though it means he can get pulled in for mandatory fun times!
~~~
Garbanzo is learning the hard way the danger of agreeing to sign contracts with their fae bullies to and I quote
"MaKe ThE cHafFFFFing STOOOOOP!😭"
As a fun side effect though it means he can get pulled in for mandatory fun times!