Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
23 Buff chimera NO MINORS
I'm a lawyer, I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you
Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it.
(Writer, kinkster, fetishist, not an actual lawyer)
I'm a lawyer, I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you
Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it.
(Writer, kinkster, fetishist, not an actual lawyer)
give em a chance they can't help themselves when presented with bouncy round objects
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
give em a chance they can't help themselves when presented with bouncy round objects
No veo el problema
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
No veo el problema
Tail is very much my boss
kaa from the jungle book is a cartoon snake with a long tongue sticking out .
ALT: kaa from the jungle book is a cartoon snake with a long tongue sticking out .
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November 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Tail is very much my boss
The only holiday that matters
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The only holiday that matters
¿Una peleita de calzón chino? Nomás a ver quien de los dos gana
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
¿Una peleita de calzón chino? Nomás a ver quien de los dos gana
I'm so normal about this btw, not foaming at the mouth with glee or nothin
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I'm so normal about this btw, not foaming at the mouth with glee or nothin
(Pssst pssst when the house needs cleaning you drag them across the floor by the waistband and then a celebratoey squeaky clean)
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
(Pssst pssst when the house needs cleaning you drag them across the floor by the waistband and then a celebratoey squeaky clean)
And what about you, kitty?
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
And what about you, kitty?
Answered, but what was yours?
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Answered, but what was yours?
Oh yeah "taking turns" is really hot
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Oh yeah "taking turns" is really hot
Here we see the rare two-tailed hyena
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Here we see the rare two-tailed hyena
They'll learn to fear themselves
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
They'll learn to fear themselves
I was on pinc and needles wondering if your dignity would survive... What a twist ending
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I was on pinc and needles wondering if your dignity would survive... What a twist ending
Positivity win!
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Positivity win!
Español let's fucking VAMOS!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Español let's fucking VAMOS!!!!
Probably aliens, yeah sounds like alien activity
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Probably aliens, yeah sounds like alien activity
They weren't good men, everyone in the Revolution was a killer and a monster, but some monsters loved the country, hated the rich and wouldn't have been followed by presidents who just wanted to get money and kiss the US's ass. We were close to communism
And that's what I celebrate on November 20th
And that's what I celebrate on November 20th
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They weren't good men, everyone in the Revolution was a killer and a monster, but some monsters loved the country, hated the rich and wouldn't have been followed by presidents who just wanted to get money and kiss the US's ass. We were close to communism
And that's what I celebrate on November 20th
And that's what I celebrate on November 20th
It was a peaceful choice, moral even. They had the numbers but didn't have the foolishness to think they could rule a country just cause they were good at war. And that kinda makes me weep sometimes. We were close to a very different version of history but two men hoped someone better would show up.
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It was a peaceful choice, moral even. They had the numbers but didn't have the foolishness to think they could rule a country just cause they were good at war. And that kinda makes me weep sometimes. We were close to a very different version of history but two men hoped someone better would show up.
A journalist who followed Villa's army reported that neither him nor Zapata actually wanted to be president, they had the sense to know the real president should be "an academic with the right ideas" so instead of taking the capital (which would require a lot of executions) they opted to leave.
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
A journalist who followed Villa's army reported that neither him nor Zapata actually wanted to be president, they had the sense to know the real president should be "an academic with the right ideas" so instead of taking the capital (which would require a lot of executions) they opted to leave.
There's a wonderful picture of both Villa and Zapata inside the National Palace (our while house) with both their armies. They take seats in some chairs and smile for the camera, there's a child who snuck into the frame and also a dog. They are both laughing like the mere concept is silly...
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
There's a wonderful picture of both Villa and Zapata inside the National Palace (our while house) with both their armies. They take seats in some chairs and smile for the camera, there's a child who snuck into the frame and also a dog. They are both laughing like the mere concept is silly...
The party would then rule for 70+ years (often times by elections having only one candidate), Zapata was beheaded in his home by the state (at the order of a US general) and everyone else had a similarly tragic death.
But I like to celebrate the communist hope that so many held on to for so long.
But I like to celebrate the communist hope that so many held on to for so long.
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The party would then rule for 70+ years (often times by elections having only one candidate), Zapata was beheaded in his home by the state (at the order of a US general) and everyone else had a similarly tragic death.
But I like to celebrate the communist hope that so many held on to for so long.
But I like to celebrate the communist hope that so many held on to for so long.
It didn't resolve by good guys winning, it resolved by bad guys rebranding. They signed a thing called "The Ayala Plan" which technically gave workers more ownership (but was easy to bypass) and founded the Revolutionary Party which was just Diaz's system but sneakier and without a clear 'emperor'
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It didn't resolve by good guys winning, it resolved by bad guys rebranding. They signed a thing called "The Ayala Plan" which technically gave workers more ownership (but was easy to bypass) and founded the Revolutionary Party which was just Diaz's system but sneakier and without a clear 'emperor'