Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law
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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
23 Buff chimera NO MINORS

I'm a lawyer, I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you

Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it.

(Writer, kinkster, fetishist, not an actual lawyer)
Still don't have a phone but it's my birthday and I allow myself so little pleasures so fuck it a Bara Murph if it was on a blackboard
August 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Sometimes - for no reason, all of a sudden - I have days like this that are one good thing after the next. It's wild to me how good a day I was having even BEFORE @brieflyy33n.bsky.social surprised me with this fucking gem! Haven't smiled like this in ages 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
June 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Some stickers I use on telegram to show I can be your angle or your debble 😇🩵👹🩵
June 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm getting kinda good at drawing on telegram and my relationship to Cookie Run Kingdom is so new and already so normal
May 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Necessary context: @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social makes a lot of fucking puns and 🎨🎨 @foxmanrox.bsky.social is a fantastic artist! Super honored to see myself in his style!
May 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What's most shocking to me is how I had never seen some of the art people are posting here. Your gallery is endless and your style has somehow just kept improving. I'll have to go for the one you made unprompted when I was kinda starting out with my sona, it truly meant a lot to me
May 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Not to be self centered but I just love thedirect videogame ui angle
May 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Today's my boyfriend's birthday and also I got to 400 followers. Hell yeah.
Look at my tits and know I like you. This is an order.
April 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
First smile that showed up
April 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You wanna be my spotter? The job comes with a free chewtoy or facemask at the end of the session 😁🩵

@knight.hyper.wang amazing work!!!! Thank you!
April 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Turns out when a particular brand of dork *cough* @goatbrainedwerb.bsky.social *cough* puts you into a videogame, you run the risk of getting a maid outfit put on you. Nothing a quick atomic can't make right. I look good as fuck in it too ✨️🩵✨️🩵 thank you, Werby!!
April 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Poor poor Pelton, always forgetting where his underwear is supposed to go!
(Pelton is an adopt I rarely use but love a lot)

@hollandguin.bsky.social thank you so much!!!
April 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The sick ass mothman in question is @goobingoober.bsky.social but for whatever reason it didn't let me tag him last night
April 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Weirdly been enjoying doing doodles on Telegram image editing. Zooming in is kind of a big deal.
April 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Would you look at the time!!
April 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Aussie menace, big brother and all around bane of my existence
@pupbrew.bsky.social had a birthday today. Happy birthday or whatever, you fucking FREAK (I love you)
March 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me, Jayden the dragon and this Samurott/Hisuian Goodra fakemon fusion
March 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What? I'm just adjusting my shorts, why are YOU staring?

@wattyflei.bsky.social THANK YOU
March 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Wanna get wrecked by these Zodiac themed bullies? Weird, okay. Go to my furraffinity.
March 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
@pupbrew.bsky.social made me FINALLY look pretty and dignified

I paid him 7000 dollars to make this piece and it really shows
February 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Head back aaaaand *SNAP* ta-da! Happy valentine's day, loser!
Honestly your ass is too soft to write on. And I did it upside down. Let's hear it. "Thank you, Murphy"

That's a good boy! Moan all you want, this is YOUR present after all
February 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Mouth open. Good boy. Now you hold the waistband with your teeth, alright? ...Tiptoes? Really? Just relax and take it
There we go! Bite down niiice and tight
I'm gonna write something on the back too. You're gonna stand still for me again.
Don't look at me like that, you love it. You're so red...
February 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Some of the doodles I've been gifting my friends these past few days

@zerokav.bsky.social
@andycougar.bsky.social
@toastyarchons.bsky.social
@pupbrew.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The one thing I don't appreciate about Garbanzo is that he removes his wedgie RIGHT as I give permission. It feels like he doesn't appreciate the work and effort that goes into flossing him til his eyes cross

@badbiscuit.bsky.social thank you so much!!!
February 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Concept:
Me, reading a book in my front lawn. Next to me a sign that says "Flying lessons $1"
I teach eeeeeeeveryone that comes by how easy it is to float.
Buy a better sign.
Next day "Flying lessons $2"
Infinite money glitch.
February 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM