The ultimate Sam simp
@pretzelgremlin.bsky.social
26 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ | he/they | MINORS DNI 🔞 | underwear nonsense upon thee
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Please drop adopt ideas. I need funds. I don’t have much food, I’m behind on power payments, etc. I just need to make some funds.
January 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Please drop adopt ideas. I need funds. I don’t have much food, I’m behind on power payments, etc. I just need to make some funds.
Hey uhh for some reason they cut my ebt for the month. Im tryna get it figured out rn but in the meantime if anyone would like a custom oc and doesn’t mind a wait (for 💲7️⃣0️⃣) id appreciate it so I can get some groceries and stuff
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
January 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Hey uhh for some reason they cut my ebt for the month. Im tryna get it figured out rn but in the meantime if anyone would like a custom oc and doesn’t mind a wait (for 💲7️⃣0️⃣) id appreciate it so I can get some groceries and stuff
Need this bear gone asap 🚨
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Need this bear gone asap 🚨
Give me ideas for adopts. I really need to make my half of rent.
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Give me ideas for adopts. I really need to make my half of rent.
I REALLY need the bear gone 🚨
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I REALLY need the bear gone 🚨
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
I really need the bear gone 🚨
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I really need the bear gone 🚨
I really need the bear gone 🚨
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I really need the bear gone 🚨
Please consider grabbing the bear
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Please consider grabbing the bear
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
I still need to make roughly 💲4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ for rent so please comment adopt ideas you’d like to see/have
December 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I still need to make roughly 💲4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ for rent so please comment adopt ideas you’d like to see/have
I still need to make roughly 💲4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ for rent so please comment adopt ideas you’d like to see/have
December 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I still need to make roughly 💲4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ for rent so please comment adopt ideas you’d like to see/have
Only have the bear! PLEASE help me find him a home!
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Only have the bear! PLEASE help me find him a home!
Only have the bear!
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Only have the bear!
Hey I REALLY need these guys gone, please help me 🚨
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Hey I REALLY need these guys gone, please help me 🚨
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
Need these two gone asap
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Need these two gone asap
Need these two gone asap
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Need these two gone asap
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
PLEASE help me find these two homes 🚨
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
PLEASE help me find these two homes 🚨
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
I need to make 💲4️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ for my half of rent, so please comment adopts yall would wanna see and grab! 🚨
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I need to make 💲4️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ for my half of rent, so please comment adopts yall would wanna see and grab! 🚨
I need to make 💲4️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ for my half of rent, so please comment adopts yall would wanna see and grab! 🚨
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I need to make 💲4️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ for my half of rent, so please comment adopts yall would wanna see and grab! 🚨
PLEASE help me find these two homes 🚨
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
PLEASE help me find these two homes 🚨
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
Still have these two I need gone asap 🚨
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Still have these two I need gone asap 🚨
Still have these two I need gone asap 🚨
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Still have these two I need gone asap 🚨
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
Sorry to keep boosting but I’d love these guys gone asap so I can save for rent
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Sorry to keep boosting but I’d love these guys gone asap so I can save for rent
Sorry to keep boosting but I’d love these guys gone asap so I can save for rent
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Sorry to keep boosting but I’d love these guys gone asap so I can save for rent
Reposted by The ultimate Sam simp
Need these guys gone ASAP please rt 🚨
2️⃣ new adopts!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
PLEASE RT✨⏰🩲
A star sheep for 💲8️⃣0️⃣, and a bear for 💲7️⃣0️⃣!✨
DM if interested, P@ypal/K0-fi only! NO holds or trades!✨
December 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Need these guys gone ASAP please rt 🚨