Virginia Jones
@badinia.bsky.social
Comedian, goth, art lover, tik toker
RIP!
I may have been a little close last night at the Siren Theater. After seeing the hilarious and grounding @jackiekashian.bsky.social and @badinia.bsky.social I am now dead from laughing and shall haunt the front row from now on. Worth it. 😂⚰️👻
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
RIP!
2nd funniest person in Portland according to @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social
August 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
2nd funniest person in Portland according to @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social
Live to disappoint others! For your health! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
August 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Live to disappoint others! For your health! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
The same comics who believed their mom that people were bullying them because they were jealous now believe headliners don't invite them to feature because they're too intimidated by their skills. (I'm those comics.)
August 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The same comics who believed their mom that people were bullying them because they were jealous now believe headliners don't invite them to feature because they're too intimidated by their skills. (I'm those comics.)
Reposted by Virginia Jones
link to info and tickets rooster-t-feathers.seatengine-sites.com/events/117988
August 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
link to info and tickets rooster-t-feathers.seatengine-sites.com/events/117988
More like Gary Abusey amirite
August 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
More like Gary Abusey amirite
Check out this week’s episode of My Sister’s A Therapist, featuring amazing comic @brandazzle.bsky.social and her aphantastic brain! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
June 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Check out this week’s episode of My Sister’s A Therapist, featuring amazing comic @brandazzle.bsky.social and her aphantastic brain! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
Which caption is better?
June 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Which caption is better?
I got eyes by Lasik, teeth by Invisalign, ass by Newman-O's.
June 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I got eyes by Lasik, teeth by Invisalign, ass by Newman-O's.
Ok, we can either reward and value women based entirely on their physical appearance, or we can shame them for valuing and promoting their own physical appearance. You can see how doing both doesn't really make sense, right?
March 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ok, we can either reward and value women based entirely on their physical appearance, or we can shame them for valuing and promoting their own physical appearance. You can see how doing both doesn't really make sense, right?
There’s nothing like a tennis sock popping off your heel inside your shoe to fill you with existential despair
February 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
There’s nothing like a tennis sock popping off your heel inside your shoe to fill you with existential despair
What I’m looking forward to about death is I won’t have to promote stuff, or, at least, I hope I won’t? Any word on that?
February 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What I’m looking forward to about death is I won’t have to promote stuff, or, at least, I hope I won’t? Any word on that?
Airplane WiFi is just good enough to pay for Airplane Wifi and nothing else
February 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Airplane WiFi is just good enough to pay for Airplane Wifi and nothing else
Wishing myself a happy birfday
January 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Wishing myself a happy birfday
After yesterday’s Vulture article abt Neil Gaiman‘s (alleged 🙄) history of sexually assaulting women- this is Bill Cosby for goths. Check in on your goth friends. I know we always seem anxious and depressed but it might be new levels.
January 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
After yesterday’s Vulture article abt Neil Gaiman‘s (alleged 🙄) history of sexually assaulting women- this is Bill Cosby for goths. Check in on your goth friends. I know we always seem anxious and depressed but it might be new levels.
Telling dirty jokes at Helium tonite at 11!
December 7, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Telling dirty jokes at Helium tonite at 11!
At a comedy festival, a man onstage is bitching about me calling him a toxic a-hole. I couldn’t be prouder.
December 2, 2024 at 4:06 AM
At a comedy festival, a man onstage is bitching about me calling him a toxic a-hole. I couldn’t be prouder.
Reposted by Virginia Jones
DO NOT FLUSH
I’m calling on all Democratic Congresswomen to start shitting in the men’s bathroom at the Capitol.
November 21, 2024 at 12:28 AM
DO NOT FLUSH
I’m not allowed to tell you why I’m promoting this show Saturday but if you live in Eugene you should come www.donttellcomedy.com/shows/eugene...
November 21, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I’m not allowed to tell you why I’m promoting this show Saturday but if you live in Eugene you should come www.donttellcomedy.com/shows/eugene...
Ok but how about a movie where you have Hot to Go in your head for two days but on the third day you die
November 19, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Ok but how about a movie where you have Hot to Go in your head for two days but on the third day you die
Wednesday in Vancouver, WA come watch the only Christmas program that matters, the Star Wars Holiday Special, hosted by @skotk.bsky.social!
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Wednesday in Vancouver, WA come watch the only Christmas program that matters, the Star Wars Holiday Special, hosted by @skotk.bsky.social!
What’s a nice way to ask if someone is using voice to text or if they are having a stroke?
November 19, 2024 at 1:40 AM
What’s a nice way to ask if someone is using voice to text or if they are having a stroke?
PORTLAND! COMEDY IS COMING!
Join your fellow turkeys at the Ha Ha Harvest Comedy Fest
Get ready to laugh, giggle, and even gobble at Portland's annual post-Thanksgiving event.
pdxtoday.6amcity.com
November 16, 2023 at 7:35 PM
PORTLAND! COMEDY IS COMING!
Reposted by Virginia Jones
this hotel smells like gingerbread and Christmas. It’s gonna make me fall in love with Pittsburgh
www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-nig...
www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-nig...
November 16, 2023 at 6:14 PM
this hotel smells like gingerbread and Christmas. It’s gonna make me fall in love with Pittsburgh
www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-nig...
www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-nig...
I was spacing out and thinking about Grace Jones' song from Frantic, "I've Seen That Face Before", which is a cover of Astor Piazzolla's Libertango at a gas pump. I got out and another Libertango is playing over the speakers. I have a superpower with zero practical crimefighting application.
October 20, 2023 at 4:06 PM
I was spacing out and thinking about Grace Jones' song from Frantic, "I've Seen That Face Before", which is a cover of Astor Piazzolla's Libertango at a gas pump. I got out and another Libertango is playing over the speakers. I have a superpower with zero practical crimefighting application.