BaconEggnChase
@baconeggnchase.bsky.social
Chase is not a bank in Manhattan, not the act of pursuing in an effort to overtake or capture, and, unfortunately, did not play second base for the Phillies
Pinned
What I’m here for:
50% Philly Sports
25% Philadelphia (non-sporting
division)
15% Phish/Grateful Dead
10% Funny Cats
100% Doomscrolling
50% Philly Sports
25% Philadelphia (non-sporting
division)
15% Phish/Grateful Dead
10% Funny Cats
100% Doomscrolling
Finally finishing Mob Wars and realizing that my child went to daycare in the location formerly known as Avenue Cafe. God I miss South Philly.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Finally finishing Mob Wars and realizing that my child went to daycare in the location formerly known as Avenue Cafe. God I miss South Philly.
PSA for parents of kids with blow up costumes: when the zipper of your kid’s blow up costume breaks as you’re leaving for school and he has a nuclear-level meltdown, 1,000,000 safety pins will do the trick. Happy “no going to the bathroom at school” Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
PSA for parents of kids with blow up costumes: when the zipper of your kid’s blow up costume breaks as you’re leaving for school and he has a nuclear-level meltdown, 1,000,000 safety pins will do the trick. Happy “no going to the bathroom at school” Halloween!
“Songs in the Key of Sua” @bowulf.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“Songs in the Key of Sua” @bowulf.bsky.social
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Oldie but goodie.
Go rule of law. Go power to the people. Go Birds.
Go rule of law. Go power to the people. Go Birds.
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oldie but goodie.
Go rule of law. Go power to the people. Go Birds.
Go rule of law. Go power to the people. Go Birds.
Absolute bucket list checker seeing David Byrne last night. He is a national treasure.
October 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Absolute bucket list checker seeing David Byrne last night. He is a national treasure.
First pilgrimage to The Mothership!
September 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
First pilgrimage to The Mothership!
August 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Finally did it… becoming a Criterion Collection 4K Blu Ray guy
July 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Finally did it… becoming a Criterion Collection 4K Blu Ray guy
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Happy Father's Day only to the dads who did not throw a parade for themselves.
June 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy Father's Day only to the dads who did not throw a parade for themselves.
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Aren’t these the “states’ rights” people
Kristi Noem: "We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city."
Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
June 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Aren’t these the “states’ rights” people
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Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
You're a Bunch of Cowards!
We're all laughing at you.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
@bowulf.bsky.social his ears must have been burning!
May 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
@bowulf.bsky.social his ears must have been burning!
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Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
May 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
Huge thank you to @zberm.bsky.social @fduffy.bsky.social @bowulf.bsky.social and all the people and mice at @phlysports.bsky.social for the incredible draft coverage! Really enjoyed spending one of my favorite events with you.
April 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Huge thank you to @zberm.bsky.social @fduffy.bsky.social @bowulf.bsky.social and all the people and mice at @phlysports.bsky.social for the incredible draft coverage! Really enjoyed spending one of my favorite events with you.
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Now more than ever, nothing but unconditional love and support for every member of the Trans community, today and every day. 💜🏳️⚧️
March 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Now more than ever, nothing but unconditional love and support for every member of the Trans community, today and every day. 💜🏳️⚧️
@bowulf.bsky.social still can’t get “If I was a Roseman” out of my head and maybe never will
March 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
@bowulf.bsky.social still can’t get “If I was a Roseman” out of my head and maybe never will
The work is mysterious and important.
March 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The work is mysterious and important.
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I’d like to thank the Philadelphia Eagles for everything.
February 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’d like to thank the Philadelphia Eagles for everything.
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Happy anniversary to all those who celebrate
February 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Happy anniversary to all those who celebrate
Steely Dan’s “I Got the News” is the most Phish song any other band has ever made
January 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Steely Dan’s “I Got the News” is the most Phish song any other band has ever made
Italians: Capellini
English: yeah that’s like a little baby’s hair… if he had wings, innit
Italians: cazzo? 🤌
English: yeah that’s like a little baby’s hair… if he had wings, innit
Italians: cazzo? 🤌
January 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Italians: Capellini
English: yeah that’s like a little baby’s hair… if he had wings, innit
Italians: cazzo? 🤌
English: yeah that’s like a little baby’s hair… if he had wings, innit
Italians: cazzo? 🤌
