Baconator DJames (1970-2025)
@baconatorjames.bsky.social
The D is silent, hillbilly!
"We drink to the void & the cold, hard ground"
"We drink to the void & the cold, hard ground"
What's making MTG "ghosts of xmas future" so hard lately?
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
What's making MTG "ghosts of xmas future" so hard lately?
I underestimated the moral cowardice of MOST leaders & talents I believed had character.
Elon starves the planet's poorest, humiliates & fires 1000's of essential people - as he cavorted jovially with a prop chainsaw.
99% of 'celebs' are still Tweeting, making Elon $.
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Elon starves the planet's poorest, humiliates & fires 1000's of essential people - as he cavorted jovially with a prop chainsaw.
99% of 'celebs' are still Tweeting, making Elon $.
chatgpt.com/share/69048c...
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I underestimated the moral cowardice of MOST leaders & talents I believed had character.
Elon starves the planet's poorest, humiliates & fires 1000's of essential people - as he cavorted jovially with a prop chainsaw.
99% of 'celebs' are still Tweeting, making Elon $.
chatgpt.com/share/69048c...
Elon starves the planet's poorest, humiliates & fires 1000's of essential people - as he cavorted jovially with a prop chainsaw.
99% of 'celebs' are still Tweeting, making Elon $.
chatgpt.com/share/69048c...
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Swalwell: “There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions”
September 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Swalwell: “There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions”
Time for Jimmy Kimmel to go to satellite like Howard Stern had to. The FCC can officially fuck off. Brendan Carr can fuck off.
Domestic enemy in the Oval Office. Be funny if people actually MEANT it when they swore that oath. Things would be rowdy. But they're just saccharine words meaning nothing.
Domestic enemy in the Oval Office. Be funny if people actually MEANT it when they swore that oath. Things would be rowdy. But they're just saccharine words meaning nothing.
September 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Time for Jimmy Kimmel to go to satellite like Howard Stern had to. The FCC can officially fuck off. Brendan Carr can fuck off.
Domestic enemy in the Oval Office. Be funny if people actually MEANT it when they swore that oath. Things would be rowdy. But they're just saccharine words meaning nothing.
Domestic enemy in the Oval Office. Be funny if people actually MEANT it when they swore that oath. Things would be rowdy. But they're just saccharine words meaning nothing.
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Lois, was Kal circumcized on Krypton before being zapped to Earth? Perhaps his skin was vulnerable pre-adolescence?
I'm more concerned about his nocturnal flatus - you said it's getting worse? Car alarms is one thing, but Lois, you could lose your legs! You've every right to complain. Text me 2nite.
I'm more concerned about his nocturnal flatus - you said it's getting worse? Car alarms is one thing, but Lois, you could lose your legs! You've every right to complain. Text me 2nite.
September 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Lois, was Kal circumcized on Krypton before being zapped to Earth? Perhaps his skin was vulnerable pre-adolescence?
I'm more concerned about his nocturnal flatus - you said it's getting worse? Car alarms is one thing, but Lois, you could lose your legs! You've every right to complain. Text me 2nite.
I'm more concerned about his nocturnal flatus - you said it's getting worse? Car alarms is one thing, but Lois, you could lose your legs! You've every right to complain. Text me 2nite.
Just saw the raw footage of the Kirk shooting. I hope his kids never have to see it.
September 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Just saw the raw footage of the Kirk shooting. I hope his kids never have to see it.
I assume there's no polite way to complain about a colleague's vocal fry (your voice sounds like a farting toad riding a distant lawn mower), so I'm gonna send a mailer to every home, p/o box and business in the province accusing all citizens equally.
September 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I assume there's no polite way to complain about a colleague's vocal fry (your voice sounds like a farting toad riding a distant lawn mower), so I'm gonna send a mailer to every home, p/o box and business in the province accusing all citizens equally.
YOU TURNED BY BEAUTIFUL PRIUS INTO A NIGHTMARE!
August 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
YOU TURNED BY BEAUTIFUL PRIUS INTO A NIGHTMARE!
After all the propaganda, lies, dishonest algorithms in Twitter/X, why don't people delete their Twitter accounts? How much damage does Elon have to do to your country, that it pierces the veil of narcissism? Easy for me to say, I don't have millions of followers. "Not buying Tesla" isn't sacrifice.
July 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
After all the propaganda, lies, dishonest algorithms in Twitter/X, why don't people delete their Twitter accounts? How much damage does Elon have to do to your country, that it pierces the veil of narcissism? Easy for me to say, I don't have millions of followers. "Not buying Tesla" isn't sacrifice.
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😂😂 Just saw someone posted this on Twatter.
July 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
😂😂 Just saw someone posted this on Twatter.
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❗️Tests of 🇺🇦Ukrainian drones, on fiber optic.
At the tests organized by the BRAVE1 cluster, new "wing" drones on fiber optic cable were shown, this UAV is claimed to be able to cover a distance of 50 km.
At the tests organized by the BRAVE1 cluster, new "wing" drones on fiber optic cable were shown, this UAV is claimed to be able to cover a distance of 50 km.
July 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
❗️Tests of 🇺🇦Ukrainian drones, on fiber optic.
At the tests organized by the BRAVE1 cluster, new "wing" drones on fiber optic cable were shown, this UAV is claimed to be able to cover a distance of 50 km.
At the tests organized by the BRAVE1 cluster, new "wing" drones on fiber optic cable were shown, this UAV is claimed to be able to cover a distance of 50 km.
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Think this team rename might be more fitting for what's actually in Washington
July 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Think this team rename might be more fitting for what's actually in Washington
What celebs/notable accounts are on BlueSky now and NOT on Twitter? Why is it so easy to leverage narcissism?
The things that Elon did, the way he skewed the algorithms on Twitter to his leanings, and who deleted their Twitter accounts? When it comes to personal sacrifice, people always cave.
The things that Elon did, the way he skewed the algorithms on Twitter to his leanings, and who deleted their Twitter accounts? When it comes to personal sacrifice, people always cave.
July 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
What celebs/notable accounts are on BlueSky now and NOT on Twitter? Why is it so easy to leverage narcissism?
The things that Elon did, the way he skewed the algorithms on Twitter to his leanings, and who deleted their Twitter accounts? When it comes to personal sacrifice, people always cave.
The things that Elon did, the way he skewed the algorithms on Twitter to his leanings, and who deleted their Twitter accounts? When it comes to personal sacrifice, people always cave.
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Literally shit for brains 🧠….
May 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Literally shit for brains 🧠….
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The Proclaimers sing of walking 500 miles and then 500 more to be the man that winds up at your door. It’s important to note that they are Scottish. Scotland at its widest point is 275 miles. We can therefore conclude they are either 1) liars or 2) idiots that walk into the ocean
November 3, 2024 at 8:16 PM
The Proclaimers sing of walking 500 miles and then 500 more to be the man that winds up at your door. It’s important to note that they are Scottish. Scotland at its widest point is 275 miles. We can therefore conclude they are either 1) liars or 2) idiots that walk into the ocean
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Looks like the gov't goons are getting bored with rousting sleeping women & children during their pre-dawn "Überfalls".
If they'd rather be going Kristallnacht on...what does the Constitution they swore to say, oh right here it is - a "well-regulated militia", they're doing everything right!
If they'd rather be going Kristallnacht on...what does the Constitution they swore to say, oh right here it is - a "well-regulated militia", they're doing everything right!
April 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Looks like the gov't goons are getting bored with rousting sleeping women & children during their pre-dawn "Überfalls".
If they'd rather be going Kristallnacht on...what does the Constitution they swore to say, oh right here it is - a "well-regulated militia", they're doing everything right!
If they'd rather be going Kristallnacht on...what does the Constitution they swore to say, oh right here it is - a "well-regulated militia", they're doing everything right!
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If I imply that "Frau Lampshade" (Marjorie Taylor Greene) is angry with the very air she breathes, because of her appearance - does that violate BlueSky policies? If so, I won't do it.
How could a bumpkin scrub like her be worth $50m thanks to insider trading & *still* be unhappy?
How could a bumpkin scrub like her be worth $50m thanks to insider trading & *still* be unhappy?
April 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If I imply that "Frau Lampshade" (Marjorie Taylor Greene) is angry with the very air she breathes, because of her appearance - does that violate BlueSky policies? If so, I won't do it.
How could a bumpkin scrub like her be worth $50m thanks to insider trading & *still* be unhappy?
How could a bumpkin scrub like her be worth $50m thanks to insider trading & *still* be unhappy?
Masked ICE officials trying to secret away a busload of shackled people, some citizens waving documents, to a secret airfield & plane bound for hell, if not for a news van in pursuit.
Wasn't this the underlying principle behind the 1st *and* 2nd Amendments? Can we even recognize a 'domestic enemy'?
Wasn't this the underlying principle behind the 1st *and* 2nd Amendments? Can we even recognize a 'domestic enemy'?
April 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Masked ICE officials trying to secret away a busload of shackled people, some citizens waving documents, to a secret airfield & plane bound for hell, if not for a news van in pursuit.
Wasn't this the underlying principle behind the 1st *and* 2nd Amendments? Can we even recognize a 'domestic enemy'?
Wasn't this the underlying principle behind the 1st *and* 2nd Amendments? Can we even recognize a 'domestic enemy'?
Three good things I can say about Russia:
They had a fantastic early space exploration program.
Their citizens tend to be well educated.
The CCCP had the best f'king national anthem ever.
Proud of Canada, truly - but our anthem HAS to change. It is as rousing as a dog yawning.
They had a fantastic early space exploration program.
Their citizens tend to be well educated.
The CCCP had the best f'king national anthem ever.
Proud of Canada, truly - but our anthem HAS to change. It is as rousing as a dog yawning.
April 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Three good things I can say about Russia:
They had a fantastic early space exploration program.
Their citizens tend to be well educated.
The CCCP had the best f'king national anthem ever.
Proud of Canada, truly - but our anthem HAS to change. It is as rousing as a dog yawning.
They had a fantastic early space exploration program.
Their citizens tend to be well educated.
The CCCP had the best f'king national anthem ever.
Proud of Canada, truly - but our anthem HAS to change. It is as rousing as a dog yawning.