Baconator DJames (1970-2025)
@baconatorjames.bsky.social
The D is silent, hillbilly!
"We drink to the void & the cold, hard ground"
"We drink to the void & the cold, hard ground"
I was sharing with my friend about who has the most beautiful eyes of any female in my lifetime. Almost made it my wallpaper but I'm an adult in my 50's & that's creepy.
April 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I was sharing with my friend about who has the most beautiful eyes of any female in my lifetime. Almost made it my wallpaper but I'm an adult in my 50's & that's creepy.
Accidentally brushed up against MTG at the gun store. She wasn't packing, but she was tucking.
March 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Accidentally brushed up against MTG at the gun store. She wasn't packing, but she was tucking.
Maga & Elon fanbois. We see you. Sleep well.
February 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Maga & Elon fanbois. We see you. Sleep well.
One of the biggest OH SHIT moments in film history
January 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
One of the biggest OH SHIT moments in film history
I make my own future!
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I make my own future!
Deleted X last year, but we had fun. Got you to like one of my tweets and I can't stop winning since!
November 10, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Deleted X last year, but we had fun. Got you to like one of my tweets and I can't stop winning since!
Diaper Don's inauguration.
Pour out a splat of ketchup for our fallen homey.
Pour out a splat of ketchup for our fallen homey.
October 12, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Diaper Don's inauguration.
Pour out a splat of ketchup for our fallen homey.
Pour out a splat of ketchup for our fallen homey.
Sobeys apparently less concerned about my escooter bursting into flames than my landlord.
June 18, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Sobeys apparently less concerned about my escooter bursting into flames than my landlord.
Not-yet-discontinued food:
Frozen PB&J sandwich. $13 CDN.
Frozen PB&J sandwich. $13 CDN.
May 28, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Not-yet-discontinued food:
Frozen PB&J sandwich. $13 CDN.
Frozen PB&J sandwich. $13 CDN.
I'm unsure how to process this
May 8, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I'm unsure how to process this
I still want to find whoever thought this one up, maybe take them home, care for them...
April 3, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I still want to find whoever thought this one up, maybe take them home, care for them...
PB&J sandwich. Frozen. $13.
I want to be on the next starship to Mars. One way. I don't know these people. I don't remember what Earth even is. Oxygen can suck it.
I want to be on the next starship to Mars. One way. I don't know these people. I don't remember what Earth even is. Oxygen can suck it.
March 10, 2024 at 12:55 AM
PB&J sandwich. Frozen. $13.
I want to be on the next starship to Mars. One way. I don't know these people. I don't remember what Earth even is. Oxygen can suck it.
I want to be on the next starship to Mars. One way. I don't know these people. I don't remember what Earth even is. Oxygen can suck it.
A challenger appears from Texas. 'S.S. Taxpayer' must've been taken.
His 3-sleeper Catamaran, "SS Underaged Buoys", is less conspicuous.
His 3-sleeper Catamaran, "SS Underaged Buoys", is less conspicuous.
March 8, 2024 at 8:07 PM
A challenger appears from Texas. 'S.S. Taxpayer' must've been taken.
His 3-sleeper Catamaran, "SS Underaged Buoys", is less conspicuous.
His 3-sleeper Catamaran, "SS Underaged Buoys", is less conspicuous.
These are some of my favorite tweets from what used to be twitter.
January 9, 2024 at 6:00 PM
These are some of my favorite tweets from what used to be twitter.
The thumb drive that Lucy hands to Prof Norman in "Lucy" (2014). I can't think of anything serious regarding its contents.
December 11, 2023 at 4:44 PM
The thumb drive that Lucy hands to Prof Norman in "Lucy" (2014). I can't think of anything serious regarding its contents.
Immediately thought of Farley's Andrew Giuliani
December 11, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Immediately thought of Farley's Andrew Giuliani
I occasionally feel like this pic should come with an apology, but it's inspiring somehow.
December 11, 2023 at 12:02 AM
I occasionally feel like this pic should come with an apology, but it's inspiring somehow.
I saw this comment on a YT video where the woman has blue eyes & is quite lovely. I have never hated a stranger as much as I did after reading this:
December 2, 2023 at 4:56 AM
I saw this comment on a YT video where the woman has blue eyes & is quite lovely. I have never hated a stranger as much as I did after reading this:
Miami Vice had a lot of cheese, but for some reason I just love it. I think 'Nobody' had personality, same reason I liked 'The Hunt' (2020).
Not sure if 'Sicario' , 'Repo Men' & 'Ronin' are officially action films, but they're my top 'non-war' spots.
Not sure if 'Sicario' , 'Repo Men' & 'Ronin' are officially action films, but they're my top 'non-war' spots.
November 29, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Miami Vice had a lot of cheese, but for some reason I just love it. I think 'Nobody' had personality, same reason I liked 'The Hunt' (2020).
Not sure if 'Sicario' , 'Repo Men' & 'Ronin' are officially action films, but they're my top 'non-war' spots.
Not sure if 'Sicario' , 'Repo Men' & 'Ronin' are officially action films, but they're my top 'non-war' spots.
my take on red state trumpers
November 15, 2023 at 1:21 AM
my take on red state trumpers
For the thousands of Afghanis reading my post, here you have it in Pashto:
ایا زه باید دا "کم عمر" یا "کم عمر" ولیکم؟ زه نه غواړم خپل ځان یا د سکاوټ سرتیري شرمنده کړم.
زما تره وايي چې زه باید دا په یو څه "څپې" سره پای ته ورسوم؟ لکه، ایا دا هم ماګو ده؟ :
~ ~ ~ "متقی کاکا فرانک" ~ ~ ~
ایا زه باید دا "کم عمر" یا "کم عمر" ولیکم؟ زه نه غواړم خپل ځان یا د سکاوټ سرتیري شرمنده کړم.
زما تره وايي چې زه باید دا په یو څه "څپې" سره پای ته ورسوم؟ لکه، ایا دا هم ماګو ده؟ :
~ ~ ~ "متقی کاکا فرانک" ~ ~ ~
October 12, 2023 at 7:13 AM
For the thousands of Afghanis reading my post, here you have it in Pashto:
ایا زه باید دا "کم عمر" یا "کم عمر" ولیکم؟ زه نه غواړم خپل ځان یا د سکاوټ سرتیري شرمنده کړم.
زما تره وايي چې زه باید دا په یو څه "څپې" سره پای ته ورسوم؟ لکه، ایا دا هم ماګو ده؟ :
~ ~ ~ "متقی کاکا فرانک" ~ ~ ~
ایا زه باید دا "کم عمر" یا "کم عمر" ولیکم؟ زه نه غواړم خپل ځان یا د سکاوټ سرتیري شرمنده کړم.
زما تره وايي چې زه باید دا په یو څه "څپې" سره پای ته ورسوم؟ لکه، ایا دا هم ماګو ده؟ :
~ ~ ~ "متقی کاکا فرانک" ~ ~ ~
Should I spell it "underage" or "underaged" ? I don't want to embarrass myself or the scout troop.
My uncle says I should book-end it with some "waves" ? Like, is this too magoo? :
~ ~ ~ "Curious Uncle Frank" ~ ~ ~
My uncle says I should book-end it with some "waves" ? Like, is this too magoo? :
~ ~ ~ "Curious Uncle Frank" ~ ~ ~
October 12, 2023 at 6:34 AM
Should I spell it "underage" or "underaged" ? I don't want to embarrass myself or the scout troop.
My uncle says I should book-end it with some "waves" ? Like, is this too magoo? :
~ ~ ~ "Curious Uncle Frank" ~ ~ ~
My uncle says I should book-end it with some "waves" ? Like, is this too magoo? :
~ ~ ~ "Curious Uncle Frank" ~ ~ ~