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Strong like bear, smart like monkey
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[sincere, just completely stone cold sober] when you think about it the lyrics to White Lion’s When the Children Cry could be ripped from today’s headlines
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If your story doesn't have someone think to themselves "Such power..." about the hero you should throw that manuscript in the trash!
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The fool learns everything they know from Hollywood movies. The wise person learns everything they know about history from A24 films.
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think a good album title would be "A Tribute to NGOs"
December 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
(Cipan is Malay for tapir)
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Of what import is the anger of a common man?" The First Emperor had asked this of Tang Ju. "A spray of blood five paces long", answered he.
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The collabo we've been waiting for years for is finally here.
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Does everyone have a "Science" tab or whatever at the top now along with Popular With Friends?
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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UT researcher studying odd non-psilocybin mushroom: "According to records at Yunnan Hospital, 96% of patients affected by this mushroom report seeing an abundance of 'little people' or 'elves,' often dancing, jumping, or marching around their real-world environment."

nhmu.utah.edu/articles/exp...
Experts Explore New Mushroom Which Causes Fairytale-Like Hallucinations
Between traditional folklore and modern biology, the wild forest floor and the sterile scientific laboratory, lies the story of the lilliputian mushroom.
nhmu.utah.edu
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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The Road (Amazon Prime Limited Series)
the boy: what is it, papa?
the man: it's an air fryer.
the boy: it fries air? why?
the man: it fries food. in dual zones.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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#AshmoleanAdvent Day 8: Black Bear Cub

Painted by Japanese artist Mori Shūhō, this small bear looks directly out at the viewer while it sits uneasily on a ledge amid the snowflakes. Shūhō was a member of the Mori School of artists who specialised in lifelike depictions of animals.

🐻 EA1964.95.F
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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05 Dec 2025
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I was wondering if this album cover was AI but a search just brought up Sting saying he was worried about job loss from AI so I don't think it is? A weird positive from AI is it might cause hacky artists to step up their game and not make shit that looks like it's AI.
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Esnupi and the boys
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A joke I like to do with kids is acting like Santa but going "Ha ha ha!" Instead of ho ho ho. I think it makes me laugh more than them but they do think it's funny too.
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I’m ecstatic to announce my new double LP, Autechre Guitar, is now available for preorder from Bill Orcutt’s Palilalia Records. Ten songs by the English electronic music duo, Autechre, transcribed and arranged for solo acoustic guitar. 🙏 🟩

shaneparish.bandcamp.com/album/autech...
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good panel from Mary Worth. (He's in the shower, not Heaven, and is mad his wife made friends with a parrot)
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I found an ad I remembered seeing on a Portland OR bus in 2012. With Propaganda this well thought out, I wonder why Zionists have been losing more and more popular support in the years since?
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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terrible news.... the paw prints of bunnies playing in snow is illuminated by the supermoon....
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I just learned Earth Wind & Fire put out a Christmas album in 2014 and they have a song called December, based off you guessed it.
youtu.be/CjCWhwdnCd0?...
Earth, Wind & Fire - December (Official Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ha ha
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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bluesky sucks at being recent twitter (getting news, talking to celebs, dunking on randos) but it's pretty good at being old twitter (hanging out sharing status updates with a small batch of actual friends). if you haven't already i recommend pivoting out of quips mode and into quotidian bullshit
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I guess this was made for Rian Johnson's wedding, which was in 2018, well before the JD Vance memes but still...
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM