1000 Volts of Holte
b6dan.bsky.social
1000 Volts of Holte
@b6dan.bsky.social
Escaping Elmo's cesspit, let's see what this is like....
Reposted by 1000 Volts of Holte
100% this!👇
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
If he's any bit as good as last time he played for us, I'm well happy with this. #AVFC talksport.com/football/389...
Tammy Abraham being lined-up for sensational Premier League return
Aston Villa are lining-up a surprise move to bring back Tammy Abraham. Unai Emery is looking to bolster his Villa squad for the second half of the season in order to sustain a Premier League title …
talksport.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Spurs look dreadful, I used to fear this fixture but we've completely outclassed them so far. Keep it up Villa boys! #AVFC
January 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I'm starting to get the right hump with Fiona - way too smug for my liking. #Traitors
January 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Well, we didn't lose, which is progress as far as Palace are concerned. #AVFC
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hello, I'm drunk in charge of a boat on a tidal river.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hello, I'm driving like a twat
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

A heart attack aged 32.
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Reposted by 1000 Volts of Holte
This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
What a time to be alive. #AVFC
December 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
ROGERS!!!!! 💥 #AVFC
a soccer player wearing a jersey that says betano on it
ALT: a soccer player wearing a jersey that says betano on it
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
On the phone to my Sunderland mates to sort citeh. Unbelievable game today. #avfc
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Onana!! 💥💥💥 #AVFC
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Nice! #Avfc
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
HOW DID THEY GET IT SO WRONG!!! #Traitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It's time! #Traitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a giff
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of
October 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
And....we're back!!! #AVFC
October 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?!!! #ALERT
September 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Did Monchi lose his phone for the whole summer and has just found it down the back of the sofa this morning? #AVFC
September 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Lindeloff having a medical, and it looks like some kind of deal with Martinez going the other way. Not a ball kicked yet and I'm having to bring this out again. #AVFC
August 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Man U, lol...
August 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Definitely borrowing this tonight
So the start of the Premier League! The highs and lows!Never liked magpies! The steal other bird chicks! UTV!
August 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Reposted by 1000 Volts of Holte
So the start of the Premier League! The highs and lows!Never liked magpies! The steal other bird chicks! UTV!
August 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM