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Escaping Elmo's cesspit, let's see what this is like....
Definitely, we really need to do the business against lower table teams, but as villa fans we can't take anything for granted!!
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Definitely, we really need to do the business against lower table teams, but as villa fans we can't take anything for granted!!
Famous last words!!
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Famous last words!!
Bloody hell! 3 at home!!!
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Bloody hell! 3 at home!!!
Sadly all of these fuckers appear to be doing very well for themselves, no comeuppance whatsoever.
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Sadly all of these fuckers appear to be doing very well for themselves, no comeuppance whatsoever.
I still can't get my breath that the 1st person they turned to for comment on the COVID enquiry was Nadine fucking Dorries.
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I still can't get my breath that the 1st person they turned to for comment on the COVID enquiry was Nadine fucking Dorries.
I'm looking forward to going there for the 2030 Quidditch World Cup
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm looking forward to going there for the 2030 Quidditch World Cup
He literally had his own show on Russia Today...
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
He literally had his own show on Russia Today...
It still surprises me just how terrible she's been as chancellor, although admittedly we don't know how much her hands have been tied by no.10
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It still surprises me just how terrible she's been as chancellor, although admittedly we don't know how much her hands have been tied by no.10
Well it hasn't worked on any of his mates - we all take the piss massively. Still doesn't stop him posting nonsense on our WhatsApp, mind. Oh, massive Farrage fanboy too - shock!
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Well it hasn't worked on any of his mates - we all take the piss massively. Still doesn't stop him posting nonsense on our WhatsApp, mind. Oh, massive Farrage fanboy too - shock!
All those chimneys will come in handy as it's all a pipe dream.
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
All those chimneys will come in handy as it's all a pipe dream.
I know one of them - absolute nut job. I wouldn't mind but he's got a professional job in finance and is quite successful. Convinced his Mrs and kids on all that bullshit too...
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I know one of them - absolute nut job. I wouldn't mind but he's got a professional job in finance and is quite successful. Convinced his Mrs and kids on all that bullshit too...
Nah, I'm more up for a Fools and Horses Xmas style special - Ted heading out into the Irish sea on a jet ski wearing nothing but his stab vest. It'll be fucking great.
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nah, I'm more up for a Fools and Horses Xmas style special - Ted heading out into the Irish sea on a jet ski wearing nothing but his stab vest. It'll be fucking great.
Quelle surprise...
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Quelle surprise...
I managed a full 10mins of his latest effort on Amazon - "play dirty" before having to switch off. He's churning out absolute garbage
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I managed a full 10mins of his latest effort on Amazon - "play dirty" before having to switch off. He's churning out absolute garbage
And owned by one as well by the look of him.
November 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
And owned by one as well by the look of him.
Bit rich coming from a bloke who looks exactly like the sort of person who would mither people in bars.
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Bit rich coming from a bloke who looks exactly like the sort of person who would mither people in bars.
FFS... Is he made of Jacobs Cream Crackers?
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
FFS... Is he made of Jacobs Cream Crackers?
I'll take your Playdays and raise you a Tiswas.
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'll take your Playdays and raise you a Tiswas.
I've been on the wrong end of an AAIB investigation, I can confirm that they are very thorough!
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I've been on the wrong end of an AAIB investigation, I can confirm that they are very thorough!
Good - I'd rather he was fit for our next game.
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Good - I'd rather he was fit for our next game.
The stats are brutal!
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The stats are brutal!
Haha! No, sadly there's plenty of weirdos out there!
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Haha! No, sadly there's plenty of weirdos out there!