Azonei
@azonei.bsky.social
Brit, relocated & naturalised in Australia.
Equally amused by highbrow discussion and lowbrow humour.
Lover of cats and chillies (not at the same time, that would be questionable)
Equally amused by highbrow discussion and lowbrow humour.
Lover of cats and chillies (not at the same time, that would be questionable)
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Azonei
@azonei.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
Tropical Low has formed and is heading our way.
Small chance (up to 35%) that it may form I to a cyclone tomorrow evening)
Small chance (up to 35%) that it may form I to a cyclone tomorrow evening)
January 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Tropical Low has formed and is heading our way.
Small chance (up to 35%) that it may form I to a cyclone tomorrow evening)
Small chance (up to 35%) that it may form I to a cyclone tomorrow evening)
Reposted by Azonei
‘You’re ringing an old lady in outback Queensland for life advice’: travellers worried about floods skip AI and pick up the phone
‘You’re ringing an old lady in outback Queensland for life advice’: travellers worried about floods skip AI and pick up the phone
Flooding across the state’s north and west blocks roads and cuts off towns at a time of year when so many are on holidays
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Over the weekend, Narelle Hetherington got a call from a couple planning a more than 1,000km trip across Queensland. The drive would see them pass through Winton, where Hetherington runs a motel – the couple wanted a room.
“I’m like, ‘mate, the roads are all cut off out here,’” Hetherington says. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
‘You’re ringing an old lady in outback Queensland for life advice’: travellers worried about floods skip AI and pick up the phone
That's my default mode every week!
😁
😁
January 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
That's my default mode every week!
😁
😁
Worked for me until google translate became a viable option
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Worked for me until google translate became a viable option
Thanks for hosting again, Michael!
A bold choice for the final track of the night, but it is strangely soothing, something I might listen too as I drift off to sleep
A bold choice for the final track of the night, but it is strangely soothing, something I might listen too as I drift off to sleep
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Thanks for hosting again, Michael!
A bold choice for the final track of the night, but it is strangely soothing, something I might listen too as I drift off to sleep
A bold choice for the final track of the night, but it is strangely soothing, something I might listen too as I drift off to sleep
Feels like a Sunday morning comedown song 😁
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Feels like a Sunday morning comedown song 😁
Good to see Ian Dury pop up again so soon!
Another great song from Dury!
Another great song from Dury!
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Good to see Ian Dury pop up again so soon!
Another great song from Dury!
Another great song from Dury!
This would have been my first token, such a great song!
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This would have been my first token, such a great song!
Not listened to Aerosmith in a while, may have to dust off some of my old CDs 😁
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Not listened to Aerosmith in a while, may have to dust off some of my old CDs 😁
Not heard this before, I like!
Something I would definitely dance to in the goth clubs I used to frequent back in the day!
Something I would definitely dance to in the goth clubs I used to frequent back in the day!
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Not heard this before, I like!
Something I would definitely dance to in the goth clubs I used to frequent back in the day!
Something I would definitely dance to in the goth clubs I used to frequent back in the day!
Absolutely LOVE this!
What a tune, and I cannot imagine anyone else doing this song justice!
What a tune, and I cannot imagine anyone else doing this song justice!
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Absolutely LOVE this!
What a tune, and I cannot imagine anyone else doing this song justice!
What a tune, and I cannot imagine anyone else doing this song justice!
It rained a bit last night
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
It rained a bit last night
Mötley Crüe - Home Sweet Home '91 (Official Video)
YouTube video by Louder Noise
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Morning all, and especially Michael & Kitty.
Token 1 is a bit ironic for me this morning as there's nothing sweet about the rain we're having just now, but here it is anyway
Gene Loves Jezebel - Sweet Sweet Rain
youtu.be/Zy0UAZHaMsY?...
Token 1 is a bit ironic for me this morning as there's nothing sweet about the rain we're having just now, but here it is anyway
Gene Loves Jezebel - Sweet Sweet Rain
youtu.be/Zy0UAZHaMsY?...
Sweet Sweet Rain
YouTube video by Gene Loves Jezebel - Topic
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Morning all, and especially Michael & Kitty.
Token 1 is a bit ironic for me this morning as there's nothing sweet about the rain we're having just now, but here it is anyway
Gene Loves Jezebel - Sweet Sweet Rain
youtu.be/Zy0UAZHaMsY?...
Token 1 is a bit ironic for me this morning as there's nothing sweet about the rain we're having just now, but here it is anyway
Gene Loves Jezebel - Sweet Sweet Rain
youtu.be/Zy0UAZHaMsY?...
I was a bit too ambitious today; I decided to mow the lawn, and got most of it done, until I got bogged down in mud at the back of the yard.
And it's just started raining again, so the mower is going to be stuck in a pond.
😑
And it's just started raining again, so the mower is going to be stuck in a pond.
😑
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I was a bit too ambitious today; I decided to mow the lawn, and got most of it done, until I got bogged down in mud at the back of the yard.
And it's just started raining again, so the mower is going to be stuck in a pond.
😑
And it's just started raining again, so the mower is going to be stuck in a pond.
😑
Reposted by Azonei
Aaahhh... The simple, delicate, beautiful art of embroidery 🪡
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Aaahhh... The simple, delicate, beautiful art of embroidery 🪡
Reposted by Azonei
New Zealand... we need to chat. Other countries settle for a scrawl of the sausage and plums.
But you with your can-do energy and optimistic DIY spirit said "This needs to be mixed media! This needs perfect 3D spheres! This needs ACTION!"
And you achieved it. It is magnificent. 10/10 no notes.
But you with your can-do energy and optimistic DIY spirit said "This needs to be mixed media! This needs perfect 3D spheres! This needs ACTION!"
And you achieved it. It is magnificent. 10/10 no notes.
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
New Zealand... we need to chat. Other countries settle for a scrawl of the sausage and plums.
But you with your can-do energy and optimistic DIY spirit said "This needs to be mixed media! This needs perfect 3D spheres! This needs ACTION!"
And you achieved it. It is magnificent. 10/10 no notes.
But you with your can-do energy and optimistic DIY spirit said "This needs to be mixed media! This needs perfect 3D spheres! This needs ACTION!"
And you achieved it. It is magnificent. 10/10 no notes.
Manners cost nothing.
And that does not change on a Public Holiday when someone is working and there to help you.
And that does not change on a Public Holiday when someone is working and there to help you.
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Manners cost nothing.
And that does not change on a Public Holiday when someone is working and there to help you.
And that does not change on a Public Holiday when someone is working and there to help you.
Happy New Year, ya filthy animals!!
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy New Year, ya filthy animals!!
I think there's a lesson to be learned here; don't trust crisps
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I think there's a lesson to be learned here; don't trust crisps
Used to love trawling through used record stores, finding some gems (& some trash)
I still have 2 boxes of treasures back in UK, but they're so heavy to bring here, will probably have to sell them at some point..
I still have 2 boxes of treasures back in UK, but they're so heavy to bring here, will probably have to sell them at some point..
December 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Used to love trawling through used record stores, finding some gems (& some trash)
I still have 2 boxes of treasures back in UK, but they're so heavy to bring here, will probably have to sell them at some point..
I still have 2 boxes of treasures back in UK, but they're so heavy to bring here, will probably have to sell them at some point..
Well, that's a good incentive 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Well, that's a good incentive 🤣
She might need them for a reference later on, so good on her for being the bigger person & going in
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
She might need them for a reference later on, so good on her for being the bigger person & going in
There were a lot of lunges & downward dog...
There's not enough bleach for that!!
There's not enough bleach for that!!
December 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
There were a lot of lunges & downward dog...
There's not enough bleach for that!!
There's not enough bleach for that!!