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Azonei
@azonei.bsky.social
Brit, relocated & naturalised in Australia.
Equally amused by highbrow discussion and lowbrow humour.
Lover of cats and chillies (not at the same time, that would be questionable)
Pinned
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
Tropical Low has formed and is heading our way.
Small chance (up to 35%) that it may form I to a cyclone tomorrow evening)
January 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
That's my default mode every week!
😁
January 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Worked for me until google translate became a viable option
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Thanks for hosting again, Michael!
A bold choice for the final track of the night, but it is strangely soothing, something I might listen too as I drift off to sleep
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Feels like a Sunday morning comedown song 😁
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Good to see Ian Dury pop up again so soon!
Another great song from Dury!
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This would have been my first token, such a great song!
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Not listened to Aerosmith in a while, may have to dust off some of my old CDs 😁
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Not heard this before, I like!
Something I would definitely dance to in the goth clubs I used to frequent back in the day!
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Absolutely LOVE this!
What a tune, and I cannot imagine anyone else doing this song justice!
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
It rained a bit last night
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
And for token 2:

Mötley Crüe - Home Sweet Home

youtu.be/nFle4IDt1ko?...
Mötley Crüe - Home Sweet Home '91 (Official Video)
YouTube video by Louder Noise
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Morning all, and especially Michael & Kitty.

Token 1 is a bit ironic for me this morning as there's nothing sweet about the rain we're having just now, but here it is anyway

Gene Loves Jezebel - Sweet Sweet Rain

youtu.be/Zy0UAZHaMsY?...
Sweet Sweet Rain
YouTube video by Gene Loves Jezebel - Topic
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I was a bit too ambitious today; I decided to mow the lawn, and got most of it done, until I got bogged down in mud at the back of the yard.

And it's just started raining again, so the mower is going to be stuck in a pond.

😑
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Reposted by Azonei
Aaahhh... The simple, delicate, beautiful art of embroidery 🪡
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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New Zealand... we need to chat. Other countries settle for a scrawl of the sausage and plums.

But you with your can-do energy and optimistic DIY spirit said "This needs to be mixed media! This needs perfect 3D spheres! This needs ACTION!"
And you achieved it. It is magnificent. 10/10 no notes.
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
😈
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Manners cost nothing.

And that does not change on a Public Holiday when someone is working and there to help you.
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Happy New Year, ya filthy animals!!
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think there's a lesson to be learned here; don't trust crisps
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Used to love trawling through used record stores, finding some gems (& some trash)

I still have 2 boxes of treasures back in UK, but they're so heavy to bring here, will probably have to sell them at some point..
December 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well, that's a good incentive 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
She might need them for a reference later on, so good on her for being the bigger person & going in
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
There were a lot of lunges & downward dog...

There's not enough bleach for that!!
December 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM