Matty
@axematty.com
He/Him/Chungus
Don't talk to me about hockey, it's dumb to talk about hockey online.
Sysadmin in devops clothing
axematty on Discord
私はカナダ人です。
Don't talk to me about hockey, it's dumb to talk about hockey online.
Sysadmin in devops clothing
axematty on Discord
私はカナダ人です。
You know those european food halls that they're trying to replicate badly here?
those things would be way cooler if they were open 24/7
those things would be way cooler if they were open 24/7
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 AM
You know those european food halls that they're trying to replicate badly here?
those things would be way cooler if they were open 24/7
those things would be way cooler if they were open 24/7
dont forget to sign your cheques 2025/01/01. and make them payable to axematty.com gmbh
axematty.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 AM
dont forget to sign your cheques 2025/01/01. and make them payable to axematty.com gmbh
Happy new year.
Freedom for everyone, for ever.
Freedom for everyone, for ever.
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Happy new year.
Freedom for everyone, for ever.
Freedom for everyone, for ever.
Oh that's gonna make people mad.
(I think it a good goal)
(I think it a good goal)
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Oh that's gonna make people mad.
(I think it a good goal)
(I think it a good goal)
The camera angle on this canada vs Finland game is fucky
January 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The camera angle on this canada vs Finland game is fucky
Has anyone told the gays about guy lafleur's hockey-instructional disco album yet?
January 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Has anyone told the gays about guy lafleur's hockey-instructional disco album yet?
Sweden is absolutely sorting out this team USA
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Sweden is absolutely sorting out this team USA
No one knows what goalie interference is
January 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
No one knows what goalie interference is
Sweden has got some shootaz holy
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Sweden has got some shootaz holy
Hockey Canada should be forbidden to market itself with "Canadian pride"
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hockey Canada should be forbidden to market itself with "Canadian pride"
This Swedish goalie is unreal
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This Swedish goalie is unreal
Who up sharking they coochie right now
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Who up sharking they coochie right now
Album: never enough
Game: Arc Raiders
Movie: ?
Book: ????
Concert: The Pogues at Folkfest. (Runner up of Dr beexo at the 27 club)
Meal: Omakase Select at Jfuse (attached)
Sandwich: The Jambon burre (attached)
Go Sens: Go
Game: Arc Raiders
Movie: ?
Book: ????
Concert: The Pogues at Folkfest. (Runner up of Dr beexo at the 27 club)
Meal: Omakase Select at Jfuse (attached)
Sandwich: The Jambon burre (attached)
Go Sens: Go
December 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Album: never enough
Game: Arc Raiders
Movie: ?
Book: ????
Concert: The Pogues at Folkfest. (Runner up of Dr beexo at the 27 club)
Meal: Omakase Select at Jfuse (attached)
Sandwich: The Jambon burre (attached)
Go Sens: Go
Game: Arc Raiders
Movie: ?
Book: ????
Concert: The Pogues at Folkfest. (Runner up of Dr beexo at the 27 club)
Meal: Omakase Select at Jfuse (attached)
Sandwich: The Jambon burre (attached)
Go Sens: Go
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
DOOT DOODLE LOOT DOO
Most delightful citation I've seen for a new appointment to the Order of Canada.
"That's 'Nardwuar the Human Serviette, *C.M.*'"
www.gg.ca/en/appointme...
"That's 'Nardwuar the Human Serviette, *C.M.*'"
www.gg.ca/en/appointme...
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
DOOT DOODLE LOOT DOO
I gotta go to farmboy but it's so cold out
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I gotta go to farmboy but it's so cold out
thinking about Hushållsost, "household cheese" in sweden. Shit was delicious. Seemingly impossible to find here.
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
thinking about Hushållsost, "household cheese" in sweden. Shit was delicious. Seemingly impossible to find here.
Insane that they haven't been down bank yet
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Insane that they haven't been down bank yet
It's an 🟠 warning y'all
Watch out for frozen oranges I guess?
Watch out for frozen oranges I guess?
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's an 🟠 warning y'all
Watch out for frozen oranges I guess?
Watch out for frozen oranges I guess?
Don't you know, pump it up
You've got to pump it up
Don't you know pump it up
You've got to pump it up
You've got to pump it up
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Don't you know, pump it up