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Matty
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Don't talk to me about hockey, it's dumb to talk about hockey online.

Sysadmin in devops clothing

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私はカナダ人です。
I bet it was DNS
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Steely Dan is helping me navigate the schipol chaos
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Looking like I got an empty seat next to me on the flight.

The Old man stays winning
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Imagine calling your self arberjacksguys and continuing to try to do comedy.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Flying inside Europe is so easy and breezy, I'm sure there's 120000 CCTV ai analysis of my face but damn we got that at home and it still sucks.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
2am wake up call to get home, quick stop in Amsterdam.

Mr worldwide is coming home.

Dale
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Latest cold ones is art about art

youtu.be/cwCGecvGvNo?...
We Scammed Rich People with a Fake Art Gallery
YouTube video by Cold Ones
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
All the beer tastes better here
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When they ask you how you'd like your burger done and you don't know what to answer
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
From Left to right,

G, Timmy, Thomas, Brady, and Drake
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's just roast beef and cheese and onions on a baguette but God damn this Czech fast food place rips.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Good morning from schipol, heading to Prague we gonna have a good day today.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Look if that thing really happened it's hilarious but if all this is a weird degradation kink I'm going to be very upset.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
the first clip i saw they were talking about a real dirtbag of a lad
my take is that the Tkachuk podcast is only gonna make me hate the one I love
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
damn, bro looks so embarassed.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Pretty cool that the Atlantic division is so tight (sorry sabres fans)
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
She Jake on my Sanderson till I
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the stability of OSEG most importantly.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
shane paidtho
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
my take is that the Tkachuk podcast is only gonna make me hate the one I love
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by Matty
im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Good Morning from Arnhem
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Reposted by Matty
Hello Bluesky friends! I have two extra tickets to tonight’s #Sens game and want to make sure they find a home. RT this and reply with a Go Sens Go and I’ll pull a winner at 4pm.
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
John Frost Bridge
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM