Anna Merchant π¦
@awvm-is-here.bsky.social
She/her π§ββοΈ
Narrative designer, game writer, copywriter, community manager, content specialist π
Lover of cats and creation π
Will snark for food π―
portfolio at http://annawynne.me
Narrative designer, game writer, copywriter, community manager, content specialist π
Lover of cats and creation π
Will snark for food π―
portfolio at http://annawynne.me
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Anna Merchant π¦
@awvm-is-here.bsky.social
Β· Feb 13
This is how Aerith Gainsborough used to speak. She is now DEAD.
Don't be like Aerith! Stay alive, and make sure your game's dialogue is only ever hilarious on purpose. Contact me at anna.wv.merchant@gmail.com so I can save your life (and edit your content)
Don't be like Aerith! Stay alive, and make sure your game's dialogue is only ever hilarious on purpose. Contact me at anna.wv.merchant@gmail.com so I can save your life (and edit your content)
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Be your own best advocate. When you buy more toilet paper unprompted, shout "I HAVE BOUGHT MORE TOILET PAPER. I AM AN EXCELLENT WOMAN." That way everyone else in the house will be thoroughly appraised of your excellence.
If they deny you, take the toilet paper away. YOU HAVE THE POWER.
If they deny you, take the toilet paper away. YOU HAVE THE POWER.
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Be your own best advocate. When you buy more toilet paper unprompted, shout "I HAVE BOUGHT MORE TOILET PAPER. I AM AN EXCELLENT WOMAN." That way everyone else in the house will be thoroughly appraised of your excellence.
If they deny you, take the toilet paper away. YOU HAVE THE POWER.
If they deny you, take the toilet paper away. YOU HAVE THE POWER.
I can't be the only one who thinks Snow is singing "my leaky bum-bum now" over and over on Informer, can I?
September 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I can't be the only one who thinks Snow is singing "my leaky bum-bum now" over and over on Informer, can I?
LinkedIn confuses me. Just got a message from some rando saying "I'll be on sabbatical, but my team is here and ready to assist you with whatever you need! Follow our CEO here!"
Like, congrats on the vacation, but what?????
Like, congrats on the vacation, but what?????
June 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
LinkedIn confuses me. Just got a message from some rando saying "I'll be on sabbatical, but my team is here and ready to assist you with whatever you need! Follow our CEO here!"
Like, congrats on the vacation, but what?????
Like, congrats on the vacation, but what?????
The dilemma of my life: Let the cat pursue her deepest passion (eating small scraps of packaging plastic) or stop her and endure what in cat language I interperted as constant complaints of YOU ARE THE MEANEST MOMMY EVER.
June 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The dilemma of my life: Let the cat pursue her deepest passion (eating small scraps of packaging plastic) or stop her and endure what in cat language I interperted as constant complaints of YOU ARE THE MEANEST MOMMY EVER.
My best friend remains the first full swim in the sea every year π
June 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My best friend remains the first full swim in the sea every year π
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The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--
June 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--
Why Nick Offerman remains the best celebrity who is not a Muppet.
@nickofferman.bsky.social is the absolute best π Be more like him, and less like that weirdo he quoted
June 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Why Nick Offerman remains the best celebrity who is not a Muppet.
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I've decided to turn any hate towards this into a positive. Every time I get flipped off or thumbs down for this flag I'm gonna make a 3$ donation to www.thetrevorproject.org at the end of the month.
#Pride #QueerTrucker #TheTrevorProject #LGBTQ
#Pride #QueerTrucker #TheTrevorProject #LGBTQ
June 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I've decided to turn any hate towards this into a positive. Every time I get flipped off or thumbs down for this flag I'm gonna make a 3$ donation to www.thetrevorproject.org at the end of the month.
#Pride #QueerTrucker #TheTrevorProject #LGBTQ
#Pride #QueerTrucker #TheTrevorProject #LGBTQ
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Yf onlye storytellinge and depth and significance of choyce improved yn vydeo games as much as the graphics did each yeare.
June 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yf onlye storytellinge and depth and significance of choyce improved yn vydeo games as much as the graphics did each yeare.
I bet they have, like, 4 keytar players.
June 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I bet they have, like, 4 keytar players.
I keep asking God what I'm for/ and he tells me, "Gee, I'm not sure."/ "Sweep that floor, kid!"
June 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I keep asking God what I'm for/ and he tells me, "Gee, I'm not sure."/ "Sweep that floor, kid!"
"Stochastic Parrot Vomiting Up Plagiarism Slurry" is my stripper name.
June 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"Stochastic Parrot Vomiting Up Plagiarism Slurry" is my stripper name.
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Card of the day: THE SUN. The proverbial βlight at the end of the tunnelβ is sunshine, bright and welcome after a long trip through the dark. Emergence into full daylight can be dazzling until our eyes adjust to the new light.
#TrekSky #TarotSky #StarTrek #Tarot #StarTrekTarot StarTrekTarot.com
#TrekSky #TarotSky #StarTrek #Tarot #StarTrekTarot StarTrekTarot.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Card of the day: THE SUN. The proverbial βlight at the end of the tunnelβ is sunshine, bright and welcome after a long trip through the dark. Emergence into full daylight can be dazzling until our eyes adjust to the new light.
#TrekSky #TarotSky #StarTrek #Tarot #StarTrekTarot StarTrekTarot.com
#TrekSky #TarotSky #StarTrek #Tarot #StarTrekTarot StarTrekTarot.com
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George Floyd was murdered by police five years ago today.
The Say Their Names cemetery in Minneapolis features memorials for Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Amadou Diallo, Oscar Grant, Korryn Gaines, Freddie Gray and far too many more Black people who died at the hands of police.
The Say Their Names cemetery in Minneapolis features memorials for Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Amadou Diallo, Oscar Grant, Korryn Gaines, Freddie Gray and far too many more Black people who died at the hands of police.
May 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
George Floyd was murdered by police five years ago today.
The Say Their Names cemetery in Minneapolis features memorials for Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Amadou Diallo, Oscar Grant, Korryn Gaines, Freddie Gray and far too many more Black people who died at the hands of police.
The Say Their Names cemetery in Minneapolis features memorials for Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Amadou Diallo, Oscar Grant, Korryn Gaines, Freddie Gray and far too many more Black people who died at the hands of police.
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Reposted by Anna Merchant π¦
To the intelligent and mature teenagers who laughed at me for tripping and falling into the street earlier:
You had no way of knowing that the last time that happened, I was run over by a full-sized garbage truck and almost died.
But...
I still hope you both choke on grapes and asphyxiate. Twats.
You had no way of knowing that the last time that happened, I was run over by a full-sized garbage truck and almost died.
But...
I still hope you both choke on grapes and asphyxiate. Twats.
May 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
To the intelligent and mature teenagers who laughed at me for tripping and falling into the street earlier:
You had no way of knowing that the last time that happened, I was run over by a full-sized garbage truck and almost died.
But...
I still hope you both choke on grapes and asphyxiate. Twats.
You had no way of knowing that the last time that happened, I was run over by a full-sized garbage truck and almost died.
But...
I still hope you both choke on grapes and asphyxiate. Twats.
Just saw my all-time least favorite history question:
"Did the death of Anne Boleyn influence the French Revolution?"
I mean, at least its easy to answer: Non.
"Did the death of Anne Boleyn influence the French Revolution?"
I mean, at least its easy to answer: Non.
May 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Just saw my all-time least favorite history question:
"Did the death of Anne Boleyn influence the French Revolution?"
I mean, at least its easy to answer: Non.
"Did the death of Anne Boleyn influence the French Revolution?"
I mean, at least its easy to answer: Non.
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*Tyra slowly pulls out Chaim's pho-to as Chaim falls to his knees*
TYRA: Chaim, congratulations. You're still in the running to become America's Next Top Mohel.
TYRA: Chaim, congratulations. You're still in the running to become America's Next Top Mohel.
May 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
*Tyra slowly pulls out Chaim's pho-to as Chaim falls to his knees*
TYRA: Chaim, congratulations. You're still in the running to become America's Next Top Mohel.
TYRA: Chaim, congratulations. You're still in the running to become America's Next Top Mohel.
TYRA BANKS: But the judges feel like one of you has the potential to be a true mensch.
*tense music*
*Chaim and Hymie hold hands in terror and anticipation*
*tense music*
*Chaim and Hymie hold hands in terror and anticipation*
May 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
TYRA BANKS: But the judges feel like one of you has the potential to be a true mensch.
*tense music*
*Chaim and Hymie hold hands in terror and anticipation*
*tense music*
*Chaim and Hymie hold hands in terror and anticipation*
TYRA BANKS: Chaim, you've kept. It. Real. This whole competition. But the judges feel like your work is sloppy.
TYRA: Hymie, the judges feel like you're cold. Unapproachable. All the Torah knowledge in the world can't put what's here *gestures to heart* right here *points to face*.
TYRA: Hymie, the judges feel like you're cold. Unapproachable. All the Torah knowledge in the world can't put what's here *gestures to heart* right here *points to face*.
May 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
TYRA BANKS: Chaim, you've kept. It. Real. This whole competition. But the judges feel like your work is sloppy.
TYRA: Hymie, the judges feel like you're cold. Unapproachable. All the Torah knowledge in the world can't put what's here *gestures to heart* right here *points to face*.
TYRA: Hymie, the judges feel like you're cold. Unapproachable. All the Torah knowledge in the world can't put what's here *gestures to heart* right here *points to face*.