avery
@averyguy.bsky.social
punk rock loser, fixed gear cyclist, red wings hockey fan, amateur dev, linux user, lover of birds, player of games
from 🇨🇦
living in south florida
from 🇨🇦
living in south florida
I've got 3 of the blackest bananas at home.
After I get off work, I'm going to make banana bread at 12am
Stay tuned. 😈
After I get off work, I'm going to make banana bread at 12am
Stay tuned. 😈
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I've got 3 of the blackest bananas at home.
After I get off work, I'm going to make banana bread at 12am
Stay tuned. 😈
After I get off work, I'm going to make banana bread at 12am
Stay tuned. 😈
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
We're so cooked
We're so cooked
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
We're so cooked
We're so cooked
Forever
open.spotify.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
84⁰F today, I miss winter time so much 🥲
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
84⁰F today, I miss winter time so much 🥲
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I'm so tempted to do the bluesky contact thing very curious to see if anyone I know is on here buuuut
A. I don't want them to follow me.
B. I don't want to give bsky my phone number.
A. I don't want them to follow me.
B. I don't want to give bsky my phone number.
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I'm so tempted to do the bluesky contact thing very curious to see if anyone I know is on here buuuut
A. I don't want them to follow me.
B. I don't want to give bsky my phone number.
A. I don't want them to follow me.
B. I don't want to give bsky my phone number.
Reposted by avery
PSA: If you’re gifting someone a board game…
- Open it, punch the tokens, make sure all the components are there
- Sleeve the cards and laminate the player aids
- Read through the rules, do a solo play, print out the FAQ and errata
- Give them a Dunkin gift card and keep the game
- Open it, punch the tokens, make sure all the components are there
- Sleeve the cards and laminate the player aids
- Read through the rules, do a solo play, print out the FAQ and errata
- Give them a Dunkin gift card and keep the game
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
PSA: If you’re gifting someone a board game…
- Open it, punch the tokens, make sure all the components are there
- Sleeve the cards and laminate the player aids
- Read through the rules, do a solo play, print out the FAQ and errata
- Give them a Dunkin gift card and keep the game
- Open it, punch the tokens, make sure all the components are there
- Sleeve the cards and laminate the player aids
- Read through the rules, do a solo play, print out the FAQ and errata
- Give them a Dunkin gift card and keep the game
I forgot to turn the stove on and my food never cooked
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I forgot to turn the stove on and my food never cooked
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My biggest regret in life is walking out of Culver's with my grandma when I was like 10.
My brother and I walk in and we're like, "ew, grandma, what's a butter burger? What's frozen custard? That sounds gross."
Years later, I finally try it in Florida and it becomes my favorite fast food.
My brother and I walk in and we're like, "ew, grandma, what's a butter burger? What's frozen custard? That sounds gross."
Years later, I finally try it in Florida and it becomes my favorite fast food.
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My biggest regret in life is walking out of Culver's with my grandma when I was like 10.
My brother and I walk in and we're like, "ew, grandma, what's a butter burger? What's frozen custard? That sounds gross."
Years later, I finally try it in Florida and it becomes my favorite fast food.
My brother and I walk in and we're like, "ew, grandma, what's a butter burger? What's frozen custard? That sounds gross."
Years later, I finally try it in Florida and it becomes my favorite fast food.
Reposted by avery
*sees the hunger games once*
Donald Trump announces the ‘Patriot Games'
It's an 'unprecedented four-day athletic event' with 'one young man and one young woman from each state and territory'
It's an 'unprecedented four-day athletic event' with 'one young man and one young woman from each state and territory'
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
*sees the hunger games once*
Raw dogging pills the actual worst #whereismywater
December 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Raw dogging pills the actual worst #whereismywater
🎶change nothing,
the future's in,
close the door,
wear a name,
be the same,
take some more🎶
the future's in,
close the door,
wear a name,
be the same,
take some more🎶
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
🎶change nothing,
the future's in,
close the door,
wear a name,
be the same,
take some more🎶
the future's in,
close the door,
wear a name,
be the same,
take some more🎶
I used to work nights in a warehouse, would commute by my bike year round. 12km round trip each day.
I really miss the winter rides to work. Slick, studded tires. Fixed gear. Little chilly when I left the house but 5 minutes into the ride I'd be the perfect temperature. Crispy air. Shedding the -
I really miss the winter rides to work. Slick, studded tires. Fixed gear. Little chilly when I left the house but 5 minutes into the ride I'd be the perfect temperature. Crispy air. Shedding the -
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I used to work nights in a warehouse, would commute by my bike year round. 12km round trip each day.
I really miss the winter rides to work. Slick, studded tires. Fixed gear. Little chilly when I left the house but 5 minutes into the ride I'd be the perfect temperature. Crispy air. Shedding the -
I really miss the winter rides to work. Slick, studded tires. Fixed gear. Little chilly when I left the house but 5 minutes into the ride I'd be the perfect temperature. Crispy air. Shedding the -
Whenever I see roflmao I think of Rolf from Ed, Edd and Eddy
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Whenever I see roflmao I think of Rolf from Ed, Edd and Eddy
that's all fine and dandy but can you explain it using ducks?
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 AM
that's all fine and dandy but can you explain it using ducks?
FALLOUT SEASON 2 EP 1 IS OUT
IM ABOUT TO CRAWLOUT THRU THE FALLOUT... BABY
IM ABOUT TO CRAWLOUT THRU THE FALLOUT... BABY
a cartoon drawing of a man wearing a gas mask and sunglasses .
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a man wearing a gas mask and sunglasses .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
FALLOUT SEASON 2 EP 1 IS OUT
IM ABOUT TO CRAWLOUT THRU THE FALLOUT... BABY
IM ABOUT TO CRAWLOUT THRU THE FALLOUT... BABY
Oomf is undiagnosed schzio but I love them still
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Oomf is undiagnosed schzio but I love them still
arc raider's adding "behavioural matchmaking"? HMMMM
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
arc raider's adding "behavioural matchmaking"? HMMMM
Someone bought a crack pipe, got in their car and immediately started smoking crack #loveflorida
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Someone bought a crack pipe, got in their car and immediately started smoking crack #loveflorida