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@averyguy.bsky.social
punk rock loser, fixed gear cyclist, red wings hockey fan, amateur dev, linux user, lover of birds, player of games

from 🇨🇦
living in south florida
Forever
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December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
84⁰F today, I miss winter time so much 🥲
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I'm so tempted to do the bluesky contact thing very curious to see if anyone I know is on here buuuut
A. I don't want them to follow me.
B. I don't want to give bsky my phone number.
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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PSA: If you’re gifting someone a board game…

- Open it, punch the tokens, make sure all the components are there
- Sleeve the cards and laminate the player aids
- Read through the rules, do a solo play, print out the FAQ and errata
- Give them a Dunkin gift card and keep the game
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I forgot to turn the stove on and my food never cooked
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I’d let them merge
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My biggest regret in life is walking out of Culver's with my grandma when I was like 10.

My brother and I walk in and we're like, "ew, grandma, what's a butter burger? What's frozen custard? That sounds gross."

Years later, I finally try it in Florida and it becomes my favorite fast food.
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
*sees the hunger games once*
Donald Trump announces the ‘Patriot Games'

It's an 'unprecedented four-day athletic event' with 'one young man and one young woman from each state and territory'
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Raw dogging pills the actual worst #whereismywater
December 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
🎶change nothing,
the future's in,
close the door,
wear a name,
be the same,
take some more🎶
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I used to work nights in a warehouse, would commute by my bike year round. 12km round trip each day.

I really miss the winter rides to work. Slick, studded tires. Fixed gear. Little chilly when I left the house but 5 minutes into the ride I'd be the perfect temperature. Crispy air. Shedding the -
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Whenever I see roflmao I think of Rolf from Ed, Edd and Eddy
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
that's all fine and dandy but can you explain it using ducks?
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 AM
BIG IRON, BIG IRON
December 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
FALLOUT SEASON 2 EP 1 IS OUT

IM ABOUT TO CRAWLOUT THRU THE FALLOUT... BABY
a cartoon drawing of a man wearing a gas mask and sunglasses .
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a man wearing a gas mask and sunglasses .
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December 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Fallout soon? 👀
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Oomf is undiagnosed schzio but I love them still
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
beans.mp4
YouTube video by peakwings
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December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
arc raider's adding "behavioural matchmaking"? HMMMM
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
December 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Someone bought a crack pipe, got in their car and immediately started smoking crack #loveflorida
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I've probably already shared this open.spotify.com/track/5MDcoi...
PSYCHO UMI
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December 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My christmas shopping this year has been TOO easy. My brother in Canada is picking up all the gifts for family over there and I'm sending him money, we're splitting on bigger gifts (like for mom and dad). We're buying everything at Canadian tire 😈😈😈
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM