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prolific gurgler. pyrrhon // scarcity // glorious depravity // weeping sores // seputus // umulamahri. go birds
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Happy name day to DEATH NEVER SLEEPS. Available on all platforms via Transcending Obscurity Records.
My colleague keeps pronouncing “tour” so that it rhymes with the way Frank Reynolds says “whore”
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Gonna pretend this is what going on tour is like
The A-Team episode where Murdock goes on Wheel of Fortune, absolutely destroys, and chooses prizes for all his friends (like cigars and a humidor for Hannibal) is a good reminder that living in a van with mercenaries and fucking over a tyrannical Republican government really is a virtuous life.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“Physiognomy” is going into the astrology-for-racists conceptual basket with IQ and algorithmic policing
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The Metal Show celebrates its fifth anniversary this week with a jam-packed episode featuring prolific extreme metal vocalist Doug Moore (Pyrrhon, Glorious Depravity, et al.). Tune in and play it loud.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Got to go on Bandcamp Radio’s Metal Show recently to talk about how and why I can’t stop spamming everyone with albums:

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November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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This also fucks
Death Never Sleeps, by GLORIOUS DEPRAVITY
9 track album
gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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One of the best death metal albums of the year is out today, if you're a riffs'n'gurgles appreciator
Death Never Sleeps, by GLORIOUS DEPRAVITY
9 track album
gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
With all due respect, I am not sure that all of these are death metal albums
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Happy name day to DEATH NEVER SLEEPS. Available on all platforms via Transcending Obscurity Records.
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Great day to slaughter the gerontocrats (and buy @avantdumb.bsky.social's album) gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com/album/death-...
Death Never Sleeps, by GLORIOUS DEPRAVITY
9 track album
gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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look ma, they outsourced the employment discrimination to the computer again
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
More and more people are saying it, folks
Death metal banger of the fall lands tomorrow. Big fucking riffs. Dan Seagrave artwork. Complete package shit. Make sure you get it in your ears.
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Comically accurate
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Coming to the horrifying realization that a lot of Pyrrhon lyrics are “dark woke”
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Feeling a little better about my rhyme schemes after seeing John Donne rhyme “bred” with “bread”
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters
estibass.com esti @estibass.com · Jun 25
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Eat shit, Andrew Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Would love to gloat about the death of Dick Cheney, but like Kissinger, he went unpunished for his many crimes throughout a long life of comfort and clout. He won, we lost, sucks for us
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I hope Mamdani puts together a trustworthy private security team because somebody is definitely going to take a shot at that guy
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022)
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Seems like a good sign for society that women have to habitually censor their toes out of selfies they post in public
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Trey Azagthoth’s brain has dissolved into Fox News shit slurry, but he gave us the concept of starting the Iron Maiden gallop pattern on the downbeat, so he’s still a genius to me
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM