avant dumb
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prolific gurgler. pyrrhon // scarcity // glorious depravity // weeping sores // seputus // umulamahri. go birds
With all due respect, I am not sure that all of these are death metal albums
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
With all due respect, I am not sure that all of these are death metal albums
Happy name day to DEATH NEVER SLEEPS. Available on all platforms via Transcending Obscurity Records.
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Happy name day to DEATH NEVER SLEEPS. Available on all platforms via Transcending Obscurity Records.
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022)
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022)
Happy Halloween. This is the most fun I’ve ever had taking a band photo
October 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Happy Halloween. This is the most fun I’ve ever had taking a band photo
Glorious Depravity is playin tonight in da Big Apple baby. Come see us w/ Thaetas, Aphelion Entity, and Solastalgia at DA BROADWAY. They serve good chicken sandwiches there btw
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Glorious Depravity is playin tonight in da Big Apple baby. Come see us w/ Thaetas, Aphelion Entity, and Solastalgia at DA BROADWAY. They serve good chicken sandwiches there btw
Doing interviews for my 17 bands after hours at my corporate day job like
October 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Doing interviews for my 17 bands after hours at my corporate day job like
Thinking about the scene in Waterworld where Kevin Costner is locked in a cage suspended above a lethal pool of compost slurry, such that escaping would result in falling into the slurry that they’ll lower him into eventually anyway, for the 1,575th consecutive week
October 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Thinking about the scene in Waterworld where Kevin Costner is locked in a cage suspended above a lethal pool of compost slurry, such that escaping would result in falling into the slurry that they’ll lower him into eventually anyway, for the 1,575th consecutive week
This is the most we have ever looked like a real ‘90s death metal band
October 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is the most we have ever looked like a real ‘90s death metal band
On this Bandcamp day, kindly buy some shit from a band I’m in with a 2025 release:
October 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
On this Bandcamp day, kindly buy some shit from a band I’m in with a 2025 release:
Happy name day to LEARNING THE SECRETS OF ACID. Available on Bandcamp and Ampwall.
October 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Happy name day to LEARNING THE SECRETS OF ACID. Available on Bandcamp and Ampwall.
When the rat czar office released the shirt on the left, we called it immediately
September 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When the rat czar office released the shirt on the left, we called it immediately
Hello. Pyrrhon is playing two shows w/ Great Falls and Fashion Week this weekend:
9/26 - Philadelphia PA @ The Sanctuary w/ Bronson Arm
9/27 - Brooklyn, NY @ Gold Sounds w/ Radiation Blackbody, Herjaza
Plz attend. Thank you.
9/26 - Philadelphia PA @ The Sanctuary w/ Bronson Arm
9/27 - Brooklyn, NY @ Gold Sounds w/ Radiation Blackbody, Herjaza
Plz attend. Thank you.
September 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hello. Pyrrhon is playing two shows w/ Great Falls and Fashion Week this weekend:
9/26 - Philadelphia PA @ The Sanctuary w/ Bronson Arm
9/27 - Brooklyn, NY @ Gold Sounds w/ Radiation Blackbody, Herjaza
Plz attend. Thank you.
9/26 - Philadelphia PA @ The Sanctuary w/ Bronson Arm
9/27 - Brooklyn, NY @ Gold Sounds w/ Radiation Blackbody, Herjaza
Plz attend. Thank you.
Imagine being an elite athlete and losing a 50-yard foot race to this guy. I love football so much
September 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Imagine being an elite athlete and losing a 50-yard foot race to this guy. I love football so much
Hello. GD and Wretched Blessing are in search of a place to play on November 15 which is drivable to Grand Rapids. We are in the “howl into the void” phase of trying to book this one. Please DM me if you might have a lead.
September 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hello. GD and Wretched Blessing are in search of a place to play on November 15 which is drivable to Grand Rapids. We are in the “howl into the void” phase of trying to book this one. Please DM me if you might have a lead.
Competitively, you compete.
September 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Competitively, you compete.
The Umulamahri band photo is my favorite because I’m not in it
September 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Umulamahri band photo is my favorite because I’m not in it
We’re also selling some cool shorts
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We’re also selling some cool shorts
I’m involved in a new band, UMULAMAHRI, with my buddy Andrew from Baring Teeth. Our first recording is out on October 1. Check a song in the follow-up post. Don’t ask how many bands I’m in. I’m sorry I’m like this
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m involved in a new band, UMULAMAHRI, with my buddy Andrew from Baring Teeth. Our first recording is out on October 1. Check a song in the follow-up post. Don’t ask how many bands I’m in. I’m sorry I’m like this
Just learned that the Eye of the Sahara is the subject of lots of entertaining conspiracy theories by clicking on its reviews on Google Maps (there are thousands)
September 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Just learned that the Eye of the Sahara is the subject of lots of entertaining conspiracy theories by clicking on its reviews on Google Maps (there are thousands)