Amber Ballew
@authorbrain.bsky.social
Librarian. Tea and dice dragon. Professionally gay 💅 Made of chaos
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
Certified marriage activities
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Certified marriage activities
Tonight I gave my wife a gift by saying "wait, Subnautica has a plot?"
She gave me a gift by listening to a 3 year old cursed tiktok mashup I got stuck in my head.
Married life is great so far
She gave me a gift by listening to a 3 year old cursed tiktok mashup I got stuck in my head.
Married life is great so far
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Tonight I gave my wife a gift by saying "wait, Subnautica has a plot?"
She gave me a gift by listening to a 3 year old cursed tiktok mashup I got stuck in my head.
Married life is great so far
She gave me a gift by listening to a 3 year old cursed tiktok mashup I got stuck in my head.
Married life is great so far
Choke on this, Kim Davis
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Choke on this, Kim Davis
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Dance because James Dobson is dead, donate because trans people deserve to live
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Donate to Help a broke gremlin get top surgery!, organized by Hannah Richard
Hi! I'm Hannah (they/them). I'm genderqueer and pursuing top surgery. I'm a freel… Hannah Richard needs your support for Help a broke gremlin get top surgery!
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August 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Dance because James Dobson is dead, donate because trans people deserve to live
www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-t...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-t...
I was listening to @alexandrarowland.bsky.social's book "Running Close to the Wind" and something felt....... familiar......
August 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I was listening to @alexandrarowland.bsky.social's book "Running Close to the Wind" and something felt....... familiar......
Thinking about the one time @matthewmercer.bsky.social interacted with one of my tweets and how it was of course about @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social in Strahd cosplay for......no particular reason today......
June 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Thinking about the one time @matthewmercer.bsky.social interacted with one of my tweets and how it was of course about @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social in Strahd cosplay for......no particular reason today......
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At risk of repeating myself: The Luddites weren’t against technology. They were against getting put out of work by a technology that did a version of their job faster but worse, in the service of increasing profits for their bosses.
December 26, 2024 at 7:13 PM
At risk of repeating myself: The Luddites weren’t against technology. They were against getting put out of work by a technology that did a version of their job faster but worse, in the service of increasing profits for their bosses.
I told my girlfriend about the family in Oklahoma who have accidentally become the keepers of 30 octopus hatchlings, and now she's at least 10 articles deep reading about Earth's oldest organisms because the lifespan of octopi made her sad
April 5, 2024 at 3:40 AM
I told my girlfriend about the family in Oklahoma who have accidentally become the keepers of 30 octopus hatchlings, and now she's at least 10 articles deep reading about Earth's oldest organisms because the lifespan of octopi made her sad
Honestly how dare the amptp rob us of the actors being absolutely feral along with us after that cliffhanger #ofmd
October 7, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Honestly how dare the amptp rob us of the actors being absolutely feral along with us after that cliffhanger #ofmd
Oh boy oh wow I'm so glad I bought a flintlock at ren fest so I can be her
October 6, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Oh boy oh wow I'm so glad I bought a flintlock at ren fest so I can be her
My girlfriend, in her best Benoit Blanc: well now Martha I do believe it is time to say farewell to Bubbles
#nocontextdnd
#nocontextdnd
September 16, 2023 at 4:25 AM
My girlfriend, in her best Benoit Blanc: well now Martha I do believe it is time to say farewell to Bubbles
#nocontextdnd
#nocontextdnd
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Reposted by Amber Ballew
Live
Laugh
Leave your life behind and disappear in the woods. Lay on the forest floor. Let the detritivores clean your bones. You’re moss now, you’re a fungus.
Laugh
Leave your life behind and disappear in the woods. Lay on the forest floor. Let the detritivores clean your bones. You’re moss now, you’re a fungus.
September 4, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Live
Laugh
Leave your life behind and disappear in the woods. Lay on the forest floor. Let the detritivores clean your bones. You’re moss now, you’re a fungus.
Laugh
Leave your life behind and disappear in the woods. Lay on the forest floor. Let the detritivores clean your bones. You’re moss now, you’re a fungus.
Cozy vibes, even tho the house is in chaos and we're using cardboard boxes as end tables
September 4, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Cozy vibes, even tho the house is in chaos and we're using cardboard boxes as end tables
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If you share Trump’s mugshot today please share that the Fulton County Jail where it was taken, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t even been convicted of a crime.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
August 24, 2023 at 12:21 PM
If you share Trump’s mugshot today please share that the Fulton County Jail where it was taken, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t even been convicted of a crime.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
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Enjoying a rainy solitary morning at the library with @tkingfisher.bsky.social's Nettle & Bone and I would die for Bone Dog
August 13, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Enjoying a rainy solitary morning at the library with @tkingfisher.bsky.social's Nettle & Bone and I would die for Bone Dog
Someone has perished from lack of attention, so sad, get her pets immediately
August 6, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Someone has perished from lack of attention, so sad, get her pets immediately
I'm moving into my first house which means I have a very important decision to make: which candle scent profile goes with which room
August 4, 2023 at 3:41 PM
I'm moving into my first house which means I have a very important decision to make: which candle scent profile goes with which room
Conveniently acquired an invite to the Good Place on the same day my bird got Xed, get ready for me to forget to post for weeks on end
July 28, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Conveniently acquired an invite to the Good Place on the same day my bird got Xed, get ready for me to forget to post for weeks on end