Austin Bridges
@austinabridged.bsky.social
Writer for Wizards of the Coast
Co-host of Saturday Morning Tuesdays
He/him
Co-host of Saturday Morning Tuesdays
He/him
...so can we use MTG in the old way again now?
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
...so can we use MTG in the old way again now?
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BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
I hate that I'm now imagining the Andor S2 Mon Mothma escape from the senate but it's goddamn Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I hate that I'm now imagining the Andor S2 Mon Mothma escape from the senate but it's goddamn Marjorie Taylor Greene
MAYOR-ELECT KATIE WILSON
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
MAYOR-ELECT KATIE WILSON
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KING 5 has called it!
Katie Wilson defeats incumbent Bruce Harrell to become Seattle mayor
In Wednesday's ballot drop, Katie Wilson extended her lead to 1,976 votes over Bruce Harrell. KING 5 is now calling this race for Katie Wilson.
www.king5.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
KING 5 has called it!
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guy who watches Pluribus and immediately recognizes the main character from her role as the "Tutorial Witch" in the 1997 Magic the Gathering computer game
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
guy who watches Pluribus and immediately recognizes the main character from her role as the "Tutorial Witch" in the 1997 Magic the Gathering computer game
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SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
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There's still a lot of curable ballots from Seattle (about 1,800). Most are unsigned or signature mismatches, and most skew younger.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
There's still a lot of curable ballots from Seattle (about 1,800). Most are unsigned or signature mismatches, and most skew younger.
Rhea Seehorn's very first imdb credit, if anyone's curious
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Rhea Seehorn's very first imdb credit, if anyone's curious
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Seattlites, check to make sure your vote was counted! Katie Wilson needs every vote.
1/ Seattle! 2000 ballots need signatures (updates or didn't sign)!! Tell your friends to check their ballot status here: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/... And if you have time between now & Nov. 14, volunteer to help cure votes: linktr.ee/Wilsonforsea... ("Ballot Chasing for Katie Wilson")
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Seattlites, check to make sure your vote was counted! Katie Wilson needs every vote.
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Stop saying the cop was assaulted by a sandwich
You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin
You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Stop saying the cop was assaulted by a sandwich
You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin
You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin
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whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win
Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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The transphobic messaging completely failed to help Republicans tonight. The anti-trans propaganda was a losing strategy which the GOP pushed all their chips in on, and it failed miserably. They lost every major race tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The transphobic messaging completely failed to help Republicans tonight. The anti-trans propaganda was a losing strategy which the GOP pushed all their chips in on, and it failed miserably. They lost every major race tonight.
Don't forget to Pokemon Legends Z-A to the Polls
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Don't forget to Pokemon Legends Z-A to the Polls
I too used to be cursed with a "6-7" style verbal tic but it was the "I see I see I see" line from that terrible Emilia Pérez vaginoplasty song
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I too used to be cursed with a "6-7" style verbal tic but it was the "I see I see I see" line from that terrible Emilia Pérez vaginoplasty song
HOW DOES IT FEEL, TORONTO??
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
HOW DOES IT FEEL, TORONTO??
Brand accounts at 12:01 am tonight:
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Brand accounts at 12:01 am tonight:
The way I can sniff out the first MILLISECOND of a song that's been on the Batman Forever soundtrack
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The way I can sniff out the first MILLISECOND of a song that's been on the Batman Forever soundtrack
Everything that's happened since Justin Timberlake and Madonna said they had 4 Minutes to Save the World implies that they absolutely failed
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Everything that's happened since Justin Timberlake and Madonna said they had 4 Minutes to Save the World implies that they absolutely failed
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The wildest part of this is the fact that Depp is CURRENTLY OLDER than MICHAEL CAINE WAS when he played Scrooge in 1992
Johnny Depp will reportedly play Ebenezer Scrooge in Ti West’s EBENEZER: A CHRISTMAS CAROL, with Andrea Riseborough (Possessor) also attached to star in the film.
‘Ebenezer: A Christmas Carol’ – Ti West Directing Dickens Tale With Johnny Depp as Scrooge
While Robert Eggers plans his own dark take on A Christmas Carol starring Willem Dafoe, Deadline reports that Ti West (X, Pearl, MaXXXine) is taking his own crack at the classic tale. Johnny Depp will...
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October 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The wildest part of this is the fact that Depp is CURRENTLY OLDER than MICHAEL CAINE WAS when he played Scrooge in 1992