laura
@auralerb.bsky.social
follow the homing signal to the iguanodon
I’ve never denied myself anything except animal products. Unfortunately, that makes me impossible to buy gifts for. Apologies to all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’ve never denied myself anything except animal products. Unfortunately, that makes me impossible to buy gifts for. Apologies to all.
Took an ugly but adorable little ornament I got in Dunelm for £3 and painted it to look like my lad. Merry Christmas x
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Took an ugly but adorable little ornament I got in Dunelm for £3 and painted it to look like my lad. Merry Christmas x
In case anyone is in the market for some cruelty-free recommendations, I’ve placed two Christmas (ve) cheese pre-orders, one with KindaCo and one with Saporia (for Honestly Tasty and La Fauxmagerie).
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
In case anyone is in the market for some cruelty-free recommendations, I’ve placed two Christmas (ve) cheese pre-orders, one with KindaCo and one with Saporia (for Honestly Tasty and La Fauxmagerie).
Lovely to hear that Ian Watkins is dead. Hope it was horrible x
October 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Lovely to hear that Ian Watkins is dead. Hope it was horrible x
I’m sure this has already been said, but I don’t think we need to worry about the sexualisation of serial killers in this Ed Gein thing. They have managed to take the most OBJECTIVELY ATTRACTIVE man on television and turn him into a walking contraceptive.
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I’m sure this has already been said, but I don’t think we need to worry about the sexualisation of serial killers in this Ed Gein thing. They have managed to take the most OBJECTIVELY ATTRACTIVE man on television and turn him into a walking contraceptive.
It’s taken til day sixteen of the holiday to get to Epic Universe and I’ve been on Monsters Unchained four times. It is the most incredible attraction I’ve ever experienced.
October 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It’s taken til day sixteen of the holiday to get to Epic Universe and I’ve been on Monsters Unchained four times. It is the most incredible attraction I’ve ever experienced.
Not really a ‘happy for other people’ kind of gal, so you can imagine how upset I am that my sister gets to be in DisneyWorld four whole days before me.
September 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Not really a ‘happy for other people’ kind of gal, so you can imagine how upset I am that my sister gets to be in DisneyWorld four whole days before me.
Being a grown up is just ‘nipping to Tesco’ on repeat forever.
July 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Being a grown up is just ‘nipping to Tesco’ on repeat forever.
Best girlfriend ever? No. I was simply in an emotionally abusive relationship for a v long time and now I’m v good at anticipating need.
May 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Best girlfriend ever? No. I was simply in an emotionally abusive relationship for a v long time and now I’m v good at anticipating need.
Forever the only person at Tesco who respects the one way system on the car park.
May 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Forever the only person at Tesco who respects the one way system on the car park.
V weird to make extra accounts to follow people who’ve blocked you on purpose.
May 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
V weird to make extra accounts to follow people who’ve blocked you on purpose.
My cat doesn’t follow me so I feel comfortable telling you that - for his 5th birthday on Tuesday - I have ordered him a bubble machine shaped like a frog.
April 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
My cat doesn’t follow me so I feel comfortable telling you that - for his 5th birthday on Tuesday - I have ordered him a bubble machine shaped like a frog.
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“You seem anxious” thanks it’s the anxiety
April 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“You seem anxious” thanks it’s the anxiety
The stuff people think they can say to you when you’ve lost a lot of weight is fucking bananas.
April 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The stuff people think they can say to you when you’ve lost a lot of weight is fucking bananas.
The more I look at Katie Price’s face, the more I like it. I get the vision.
March 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The more I look at Katie Price’s face, the more I like it. I get the vision.
I’m watching Sons of Anarchy for the first time and I’m learning a lot about myself and my tragic attraction to deeply damaged men.
March 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’m watching Sons of Anarchy for the first time and I’m learning a lot about myself and my tragic attraction to deeply damaged men.
Wearing an outfit today that I KNOW the women in the office will love. Men, less so. LEOPARD. PRINT. FLARES.
February 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Wearing an outfit today that I KNOW the women in the office will love. Men, less so. LEOPARD. PRINT. FLARES.
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People hated Jane Fonda for the crimes of being cool, hot and correct.
January 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
People hated Jane Fonda for the crimes of being cool, hot and correct.
Booking a chemical peel seven days before an important event is really more a testament to my own arrogance than anything else.
January 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Booking a chemical peel seven days before an important event is really more a testament to my own arrogance than anything else.
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You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
January 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
I would die for my cat but I barely stomach an inconvenience for my boyfriend.
January 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I would die for my cat but I barely stomach an inconvenience for my boyfriend.
Had two hours unsupervised in the shops while I was waiting for my MOT and you would not believe all the New Year New Me organising bullshit I bought. I don’t know who I think I am.
January 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Had two hours unsupervised in the shops while I was waiting for my MOT and you would not believe all the New Year New Me organising bullshit I bought. I don’t know who I think I am.