Augieunderwater 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
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I've fallen asleep in my bathtub more than once
They/them/just a little guy
They/them/just a little guy
I accidentally posted a Facebook marketplace pic where you can see my reflection in my underwear and honestly I just wish I'd wore cuter underwear.
July 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I accidentally posted a Facebook marketplace pic where you can see my reflection in my underwear and honestly I just wish I'd wore cuter underwear.
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"I would like to turn off this new feature."
- me, after any new feature is introduced to anything
- me, after any new feature is introduced to anything
July 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"I would like to turn off this new feature."
- me, after any new feature is introduced to anything
- me, after any new feature is introduced to anything
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June 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I love this tiger #art #kpopdemonhunters
June 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I love this tiger #art #kpopdemonhunters
Entering a competition for the first time since childhood just to feel something.
June 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Entering a competition for the first time since childhood just to feel something.
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I am so deliriously happy
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
June 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I am so deliriously happy
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
My dream has always been to love to Chicago to feel connected with my culture having grown up in predominantly white areas and feeling separated from myself. And now? Where the fuck do i go?
June 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My dream has always been to love to Chicago to feel connected with my culture having grown up in predominantly white areas and feeling separated from myself. And now? Where the fuck do i go?
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What they aren’t showing on Fox News
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What they aren’t showing on Fox News
Ayo heartbreak season is in full swing yall
June 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Ayo heartbreak season is in full swing yall
It's hard to give a fuck about any self actualization needs when all I care about is keeping my family safe.
Like who the fuck cares about any of this
Like who the fuck cares about any of this
June 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It's hard to give a fuck about any self actualization needs when all I care about is keeping my family safe.
Like who the fuck cares about any of this
Like who the fuck cares about any of this
This pride month I've resolved to look gayer
June 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This pride month I've resolved to look gayer
Breaking no contact with my parents on social media after a decade so I can keep in touch and share resources against ICE is not how I wanted to start this pride month
June 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Breaking no contact with my parents on social media after a decade so I can keep in touch and share resources against ICE is not how I wanted to start this pride month
Just saw a woman on the bus swiping on dating apps with her son?? This kid was like 13ish and she was having him read through profiles?
June 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Just saw a woman on the bus swiping on dating apps with her son?? This kid was like 13ish and she was having him read through profiles?
Not to toot my own horn but 1 year of volleyball has elevated my already majestic ass to ethereal levels ✨️
June 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Not to toot my own horn but 1 year of volleyball has elevated my already majestic ass to ethereal levels ✨️
I think i need to be hornier on main
June 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I think i need to be hornier on main
Remembering when I had an OF and a guy tipped me with a rough draft of his self insert fanfic filled with spelling errors and concepts of virginity
June 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Remembering when I had an OF and a guy tipped me with a rough draft of his self insert fanfic filled with spelling errors and concepts of virginity
Why do men moan so loud when they're working out? What're you auditioning for???!
May 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Why do men moan so loud when they're working out? What're you auditioning for???!
Trying to write smut years after AO3 fanfic retirement and realizing I've lost all sense of grammar
Like you're telling me I once knew the difference between a preposition and a participle?
Like you're telling me I once knew the difference between a preposition and a participle?
May 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trying to write smut years after AO3 fanfic retirement and realizing I've lost all sense of grammar
Like you're telling me I once knew the difference between a preposition and a participle?
Like you're telling me I once knew the difference between a preposition and a participle?
Whenever anyone patient discloses past medical trauma and they ask me if that's normal 🧍♂️
a man wearing a shirt that says it 's not fine on it
Alt: David from Schitt's Creek screaming "It's not fine! NOTHING ABOUT THAT IS FINE"
media.tenor.com
April 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Whenever anyone patient discloses past medical trauma and they ask me if that's normal 🧍♂️
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I date old men cause my hobbies include maps and going to Costco and being a pervert
April 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I date old men cause my hobbies include maps and going to Costco and being a pervert
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CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING CRACKER! Abrego Garcia is confirmed to be alive. He has met with Senator Van Hollen. The only reason he isn't dead right now is because those of us who still have a soul WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP. Keep it up every single goddamn day.
April 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING CRACKER! Abrego Garcia is confirmed to be alive. He has met with Senator Van Hollen. The only reason he isn't dead right now is because those of us who still have a soul WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP. Keep it up every single goddamn day.
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ONLY ONE SENATOR????
GUYS
GUYS
JUST IN: Sen. Van Hollen says he is going to El Salvador tomorrow to see if he can talk to Abrego Garcia.
April 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
ONLY ONE SENATOR????
GUYS
GUYS
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Also today, an adult asked me today why on earth Paddington would go to PERU.
I explained that Paddington is PERUVIAN. They were confused/shocked?
Like babes, if you you know nothing else about P-Bear you should at least know: Bear. Found in train station. FROM PERU. Likes marmalade. HELLO? 🤨 🐻
I explained that Paddington is PERUVIAN. They were confused/shocked?
Like babes, if you you know nothing else about P-Bear you should at least know: Bear. Found in train station. FROM PERU. Likes marmalade. HELLO? 🤨 🐻
April 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Also today, an adult asked me today why on earth Paddington would go to PERU.
I explained that Paddington is PERUVIAN. They were confused/shocked?
Like babes, if you you know nothing else about P-Bear you should at least know: Bear. Found in train station. FROM PERU. Likes marmalade. HELLO? 🤨 🐻
I explained that Paddington is PERUVIAN. They were confused/shocked?
Like babes, if you you know nothing else about P-Bear you should at least know: Bear. Found in train station. FROM PERU. Likes marmalade. HELLO? 🤨 🐻