Reverend Aiden
@sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social
Atheist street preacher, spirit cooking enthusiast, connoisseur of sin. Writer & satirist, but mostly some rando prick who gets off screwing with words.
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The worst thing Venezuela or any nation threatened by America can do? Cooperate with us. Believe our lies. Taliban thugs aren't in power right now because of American diplomatic grace or generosity. They survived because they spent years sending our troops home in body bags.
January 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The worst thing Venezuela or any nation threatened by America can do? Cooperate with us. Believe our lies. Taliban thugs aren't in power right now because of American diplomatic grace or generosity. They survived because they spent years sending our troops home in body bags.
What a grotesque fucking sight. The UN calling an emergency meeting to address the global threat of a transparently depraved, homicidal, thoroughly criminal United States of America. China scolding us with cold truth, pretending to be a moral authority. THAT USED TO BE OUR JOB!
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
What a grotesque fucking sight. The UN calling an emergency meeting to address the global threat of a transparently depraved, homicidal, thoroughly criminal United States of America. China scolding us with cold truth, pretending to be a moral authority. THAT USED TO BE OUR JOB!
It is not treason to call out the crimes committed by your own nation. It is not unpatriotic to be against brazen lawlessness and outright thuggery being committed by your military. It takes loving America to refuse to accept the hideous blight on the world that it has become.
January 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
It is not treason to call out the crimes committed by your own nation. It is not unpatriotic to be against brazen lawlessness and outright thuggery being committed by your military. It takes loving America to refuse to accept the hideous blight on the world that it has become.
America, as it stands today on the world stage, is objectively evil. It is the greatest threat to global security that the world has ever known. It is homicidal, belligerent, and blatantly corrupt. We'll betray EVERY ally with a smile on our face. It makes me sad, but it's true.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
America, as it stands today on the world stage, is objectively evil. It is the greatest threat to global security that the world has ever known. It is homicidal, belligerent, and blatantly corrupt. We'll betray EVERY ally with a smile on our face. It makes me sad, but it's true.
Trump seems to think Venezuelans are just going to let him illegally colonize their country and joyfully accept a puppet president chosen by the most repulsive gringo on the planet. This will clearly end with the tragedy of American troops coming home in body bags.
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Trump seems to think Venezuelans are just going to let him illegally colonize their country and joyfully accept a puppet president chosen by the most repulsive gringo on the planet. This will clearly end with the tragedy of American troops coming home in body bags.
Only a matter of time before China takes Taiwan now. Every major military power in the world now has a blank check to invade whatever smaller nation they wish. America certainly has no moral or legal ground to stand on when opposing you. Venezuela is one deadly domino falling.
January 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Only a matter of time before China takes Taiwan now. Every major military power in the world now has a blank check to invade whatever smaller nation they wish. America certainly has no moral or legal ground to stand on when opposing you. Venezuela is one deadly domino falling.
Watching Trump speak at this press conference, I can't help but feel physically ill. I have never seen him look more repulsive. Slurring, slurping, big winded raspy breaths. Hunched over like a soulless husk while talking about OCCUPATION and NATION BUILDING. Fucking grotesque.
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Watching Trump speak at this press conference, I can't help but feel physically ill. I have never seen him look more repulsive. Slurring, slurping, big winded raspy breaths. Hunched over like a soulless husk while talking about OCCUPATION and NATION BUILDING. Fucking grotesque.
The lesson is clear to pretty much every nation on the planet. Arm yourself with nuclear weapons or America WILL fuck your shit up and rape your land of all its resources. Only a matter of time.
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The lesson is clear to pretty much every nation on the planet. Arm yourself with nuclear weapons or America WILL fuck your shit up and rape your land of all its resources. Only a matter of time.
I disagree with Massie on nearly everything. But, I sure as hell do respect the man. Wish I could say that about any other elected Republican. I don't want to hate conservatives. I dream of an America where politics is boring and sincere policy debates with people you respect.
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I disagree with Massie on nearly everything. But, I sure as hell do respect the man. Wish I could say that about any other elected Republican. I don't want to hate conservatives. I dream of an America where politics is boring and sincere policy debates with people you respect.
Politically speaking, I'm thrilled to see Trump betray campaign promises and launch wildly unpopular wars. I just unfortunately know the result will be deaths in the potential MILLIONS before the Trump crime syndicate finally implodes. Things are about to get real, real ugly.
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Politically speaking, I'm thrilled to see Trump betray campaign promises and launch wildly unpopular wars. I just unfortunately know the result will be deaths in the potential MILLIONS before the Trump crime syndicate finally implodes. Things are about to get real, real ugly.
Well, Maduro. On the bright side, you're being indicted by Pam Bondi's DOJ. Given their track record, at least a 50% chance they won't even get your charges to pass a grand jury. Still, you're dealing with a crook president who murdered Epstein, so Trump is gonna kill ya anyway.
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Well, Maduro. On the bright side, you're being indicted by Pam Bondi's DOJ. Given their track record, at least a 50% chance they won't even get your charges to pass a grand jury. Still, you're dealing with a crook president who murdered Epstein, so Trump is gonna kill ya anyway.
Today, it saddens me to say, I am DISGRACED to be an American. We reside in a rogue state and DESERVE to be made pariahs by the international community. Our "allies" (who we simply are waiting to attack and pillage) need to come together to bring us to our knees economically.
January 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Today, it saddens me to say, I am DISGRACED to be an American. We reside in a rogue state and DESERVE to be made pariahs by the international community. Our "allies" (who we simply are waiting to attack and pillage) need to come together to bring us to our knees economically.
No new wars, eh? ONE MORE FAILED FUCKING PROMISE. Lie after lie after motherfucking lie. The world has the right to say FUCK AMERICA. We are, without question, the most dangerous and belligerent nation on the planet. What a humiliation it is to be from this SHITHOLE COUNTRY.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
No new wars, eh? ONE MORE FAILED FUCKING PROMISE. Lie after lie after motherfucking lie. The world has the right to say FUCK AMERICA. We are, without question, the most dangerous and belligerent nation on the planet. What a humiliation it is to be from this SHITHOLE COUNTRY.
Looking at Mamdani, I can't help but think we should do away with the rule requiring someone to be born here to run for president. I mean let's be fucking real: Trump has made it perfectly clear natural born citizens are at greater risk of becoming corrupt foreign agents.
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Looking at Mamdani, I can't help but think we should do away with the rule requiring someone to be born here to run for president. I mean let's be fucking real: Trump has made it perfectly clear natural born citizens are at greater risk of becoming corrupt foreign agents.
San Diego, Raleigh, Orlando, and now Buffalo. I've either lived or spent considerable periods of time in each of these big cities. Every single one would cease to operate without immigrants keeping people fed and critical systems functional. MAGA is a societal cyanide capsule.
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
San Diego, Raleigh, Orlando, and now Buffalo. I've either lived or spent considerable periods of time in each of these big cities. Every single one would cease to operate without immigrants keeping people fed and critical systems functional. MAGA is a societal cyanide capsule.
I just want to express my heartfelt love and appreciation for delivery drivers in Buffalo. Braving shitty conditions balls deep in winter to deliver my groceries and marijuana, ensuring I do not wither away and die from a lack of basic life essentials. Some real heroes.
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I just want to express my heartfelt love and appreciation for delivery drivers in Buffalo. Braving shitty conditions balls deep in winter to deliver my groceries and marijuana, ensuring I do not wither away and die from a lack of basic life essentials. Some real heroes.
WELCOME TO 2026! New year, same vast confederacy of dipshits. Three cheers for making it another trip around the sun without shoving my OWN fucking head into an oven. Seriously, though. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Unless I hate you, in which case I hope it's the worst year of your life.
January 1, 2026 at 6:53 AM
WELCOME TO 2026! New year, same vast confederacy of dipshits. Three cheers for making it another trip around the sun without shoving my OWN fucking head into an oven. Seriously, though. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Unless I hate you, in which case I hope it's the worst year of your life.
Goddamn compassion. It's so annoying. I want to laugh about Trump trying to kill his own rural voters in Colorado. Dear Leader says they don't deserve hydration because he's pissed at the handjob lady they elected. But, even the children of dipshits deserve clean drinking water.
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Goddamn compassion. It's so annoying. I want to laugh about Trump trying to kill his own rural voters in Colorado. Dear Leader says they don't deserve hydration because he's pissed at the handjob lady they elected. But, even the children of dipshits deserve clean drinking water.
Christ, man. Sad to see Tatiana Schlossberg die so young (JFK's granddaughter). One family shouldn't have to put up with so much tragedy. Thoughts and condolences to the Kennedy family. Well, other than RFK Jr, a reject she hated anyway.
December 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Christ, man. Sad to see Tatiana Schlossberg die so young (JFK's granddaughter). One family shouldn't have to put up with so much tragedy. Thoughts and condolences to the Kennedy family. Well, other than RFK Jr, a reject she hated anyway.
Jesus Christ, corpse on a fucking stick. Talk about supernatural levels of discipline, composure and restraint. Zelenskyy sure as hell must love his people. I don't think I'd be able to politely smile next to this malignant orange tumor even if my own life were on the line.
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Jesus Christ, corpse on a fucking stick. Talk about supernatural levels of discipline, composure and restraint. Zelenskyy sure as hell must love his people. I don't think I'd be able to politely smile next to this malignant orange tumor even if my own life were on the line.
Always cracks me the fuck up when someone asks how my "relationship with Jesus is." I mean, I guess it's fine. He leaves me alone and I do whatever the fuck I want without thinking about him at all. Seems like a perfectly functional "relationship" to me. You creepy fucker.
December 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Always cracks me the fuck up when someone asks how my "relationship with Jesus is." I mean, I guess it's fine. He leaves me alone and I do whatever the fuck I want without thinking about him at all. Seems like a perfectly functional "relationship" to me. You creepy fucker.
Karoline Leavitt is "taking an extended period of time off." The big mouthed, blown out, botoxed, gold digging bitch got pregnant by her elderly husband. Not enough time to fuck her old husband, suck off Trump, give birth, PLUS lie rapidly to the nation. Mouth has GOTTA be sore.
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Karoline Leavitt is "taking an extended period of time off." The big mouthed, blown out, botoxed, gold digging bitch got pregnant by her elderly husband. Not enough time to fuck her old husband, suck off Trump, give birth, PLUS lie rapidly to the nation. Mouth has GOTTA be sore.
MERRY MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS! I may be an obnoxiously militant atheist, but I'm also a pragmatist. I support Christians plagiarizing any Pagan holiday they wish if it means giving me free shit. Not like anyone actually thinks about Jesus today anyway. HAVE A NICE DAY!
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
MERRY MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS! I may be an obnoxiously militant atheist, but I'm also a pragmatist. I support Christians plagiarizing any Pagan holiday they wish if it means giving me free shit. Not like anyone actually thinks about Jesus today anyway. HAVE A NICE DAY!
Reposted by Reverend Aiden
It was the night before Christmas and all through the White House,
Donald chased Ivanka, trying to get under her blouse.
In a cuck chair by the chimney, Stephen Miller just sat & stared,
Licking his lips hungrily, savoring the taste of Elon's dick that his wife kindly shared.
Donald chased Ivanka, trying to get under her blouse.
In a cuck chair by the chimney, Stephen Miller just sat & stared,
Licking his lips hungrily, savoring the taste of Elon's dick that his wife kindly shared.
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It was the night before Christmas and all through the White House,
Donald chased Ivanka, trying to get under her blouse.
In a cuck chair by the chimney, Stephen Miller just sat & stared,
Licking his lips hungrily, savoring the taste of Elon's dick that his wife kindly shared.
Donald chased Ivanka, trying to get under her blouse.
In a cuck chair by the chimney, Stephen Miller just sat & stared,
Licking his lips hungrily, savoring the taste of Elon's dick that his wife kindly shared.
It was the night before Christmas and all through the White House,
Donald chased Ivanka, trying to get under her blouse.
In a cuck chair by the chimney, Stephen Miller just sat & stared,
Licking his lips hungrily, savoring the taste of Elon's dick that his wife kindly shared.
Donald chased Ivanka, trying to get under her blouse.
In a cuck chair by the chimney, Stephen Miller just sat & stared,
Licking his lips hungrily, savoring the taste of Elon's dick that his wife kindly shared.
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It was the night before Christmas and all through the White House,
Donald chased Ivanka, trying to get under her blouse.
In a cuck chair by the chimney, Stephen Miller just sat & stared,
Licking his lips hungrily, savoring the taste of Elon's dick that his wife kindly shared.
Donald chased Ivanka, trying to get under her blouse.
In a cuck chair by the chimney, Stephen Miller just sat & stared,
Licking his lips hungrily, savoring the taste of Elon's dick that his wife kindly shared.