Reverend Aiden
@sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social
Atheist street preacher, spirit cooking enthusiast, connoisseur of sin. Writer & satirist, but mostly some rando prick who gets off screwing with words.
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I didn't get warm fuzzies seeing Trump drop his panties for Zohran Mamdani. I saw a husk of a rotten man desperate to be liked again. Leeching off a rising star's aura. A senile malleable blob that can be molded by anyone around him. Trump is a national security threat.
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I didn't get warm fuzzies seeing Trump drop his panties for Zohran Mamdani. I saw a husk of a rotten man desperate to be liked again. Leeching off a rising star's aura. A senile malleable blob that can be molded by anyone around him. Trump is a national security threat.
Just a friendly fucking reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell is still getting puppy privileges in prison. She's eating better food than much of America's working poor. All because she knows our president IS A FUCKING PEDO. Trump giggling with Mamdani doesn't make him human.
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Just a friendly fucking reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell is still getting puppy privileges in prison. She's eating better food than much of America's working poor. All because she knows our president IS A FUCKING PEDO. Trump giggling with Mamdani doesn't make him human.
There is zero fucking chance that Trump allows the DOJ to release anything that incriminates him. If he signs it, he'll do so firmly believing the cover up is thorough and complete. Likely signs it and drags shit out for months claiming "pending investigations."
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
There is zero fucking chance that Trump allows the DOJ to release anything that incriminates him. If he signs it, he'll do so firmly believing the cover up is thorough and complete. Likely signs it and drags shit out for months claiming "pending investigations."
ICE is officially breaking into churches to terrorize people. Pretty fucked up when a militant atheist like me has more respect for the sanctity of church than our federal government. Only sick fucks raid a church handing out FOOD and WINTER CLOTHING to poor people. Guilty of keeping people alive.
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
ICE is officially breaking into churches to terrorize people. Pretty fucked up when a militant atheist like me has more respect for the sanctity of church than our federal government. Only sick fucks raid a church handing out FOOD and WINTER CLOTHING to poor people. Guilty of keeping people alive.
I wish I were a demon capable of possessing people so I could take over the body of Bill Clinton. After possession, I'd hobble on over to the nearest camera, look right into the lens and demand that Donald Trump tell the American people how my dick tastes.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I wish I were a demon capable of possessing people so I could take over the body of Bill Clinton. After possession, I'd hobble on over to the nearest camera, look right into the lens and demand that Donald Trump tell the American people how my dick tastes.
Do I actually think Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob? No. Will I still treat it as a sacrosanct fact of life going forward? ABSOLUTELY.
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do I actually think Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob? No. Will I still treat it as a sacrosanct fact of life going forward? ABSOLUTELY.
Ah, so this is how Trump slithers out of releasing the files. He's going to launch a partisan investigation into Bill Clinton and others and then say "Sorry. We can't release the Epstein files. They are part of an active investigation!"
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ah, so this is how Trump slithers out of releasing the files. He's going to launch a partisan investigation into Bill Clinton and others and then say "Sorry. We can't release the Epstein files. They are part of an active investigation!"
If Bill Clinton or ANY Democrat is found to have hurt kids, I will gladly support burying them under the jail. It'd still do NOTHING to exonerate Trump from the depravity he indulged in with his pedo best buddy. Releasing EVERYTHING the government has is how EVERYONE is exposed.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If Bill Clinton or ANY Democrat is found to have hurt kids, I will gladly support burying them under the jail. It'd still do NOTHING to exonerate Trump from the depravity he indulged in with his pedo best buddy. Releasing EVERYTHING the government has is how EVERYONE is exposed.
There are rumors that Trump is strongly considering resigning. ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. Don't let yourself keep getting blue balls. Bunker boy would barricade himself in a protective bubble and burn the country down before he ever willingly gave up power.
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There are rumors that Trump is strongly considering resigning. ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. Don't let yourself keep getting blue balls. Bunker boy would barricade himself in a protective bubble and burn the country down before he ever willingly gave up power.
So, uh, if Fetterman croaks... does that mean Shapiro gets to appoint his replacement until a run-off? I mean you hate to see horrible things happen to a soulless sniveling shithead husk of a human being, but when life throws ya a lemon...
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
So, uh, if Fetterman croaks... does that mean Shapiro gets to appoint his replacement until a run-off? I mean you hate to see horrible things happen to a soulless sniveling shithead husk of a human being, but when life throws ya a lemon...
I am shocked at just how many goddam incriminating emails got released. Each one is more damning than the last. No sane person can read this shit and have any doubts that Trump had Epstein killed. The motherfucker was BRAGGING about all the blackmail he had.
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I am shocked at just how many goddam incriminating emails got released. Each one is more damning than the last. No sane person can read this shit and have any doubts that Trump had Epstein killed. The motherfucker was BRAGGING about all the blackmail he had.
Tragic news! John Fetterman has been hospitalized after experiencing a severe allergic reaction to being a massive piece of shit. My heartfelt thoughts and condolences go out to the nursing staff responsible for changing his diaper. Bless you, poor souls.
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tragic news! John Fetterman has been hospitalized after experiencing a severe allergic reaction to being a massive piece of shit. My heartfelt thoughts and condolences go out to the nursing staff responsible for changing his diaper. Bless you, poor souls.
Listen to your president, dear Trump supporters. This man has made it clear that you're too fucking stupid to do anything other than menial low paying labor. He views you to be an expendable sub-human. A terminally gullible dipshit. It's one of the few things we agree on.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Listen to your president, dear Trump supporters. This man has made it clear that you're too fucking stupid to do anything other than menial low paying labor. He views you to be an expendable sub-human. A terminally gullible dipshit. It's one of the few things we agree on.
Talk about a fucking vibe shift. Just a few days ago the shutdown shitshow had me feeling real doom and fucking gloom. But, little did I know, we don't need a shutdown for Trump to continuously punch himself in his necrotic syphilitic ballbag. A glorious goddamn implosion.
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Talk about a fucking vibe shift. Just a few days ago the shutdown shitshow had me feeling real doom and fucking gloom. But, little did I know, we don't need a shutdown for Trump to continuously punch himself in his necrotic syphilitic ballbag. A glorious goddamn implosion.
Yes. I want a heated, passionate, vicious fucking primary season. I will not be ashamed of this as someone who has spent over 15 years loyally voting blue in every goddamn election. No Democrat should EVER feel politically "safe" unless that safety has been hard earned.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yes. I want a heated, passionate, vicious fucking primary season. I will not be ashamed of this as someone who has spent over 15 years loyally voting blue in every goddamn election. No Democrat should EVER feel politically "safe" unless that safety has been hard earned.
Not all American voters are stupid, but every single "swing voter" is absolutely supernaturally fucking stupid. Detestable dipshits. So stupid that only hard, painful lessons are capable of breaking the stupefied trance they waste their life walking in.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Not all American voters are stupid, but every single "swing voter" is absolutely supernaturally fucking stupid. Detestable dipshits. So stupid that only hard, painful lessons are capable of breaking the stupefied trance they waste their life walking in.
Every indication that the actual Epstein files have OBSCENE amounts of incriminating evidence against Trump. These released emails are already so goddamn incriminating but they only scratch the ass crack of the truth. We legit have evidence Trump violated a victim for HOURS.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every indication that the actual Epstein files have OBSCENE amounts of incriminating evidence against Trump. These released emails are already so goddamn incriminating but they only scratch the ass crack of the truth. We legit have evidence Trump violated a victim for HOURS.
Gavin Newsom continues to do precisely the right thing at precisely the right time. His evisceration of Dem traitors set a PERFECT example. It's clear he is currently stepping in to fill a critical leadership vacuum and is intent on speaking to a disgruntled base through ACTION.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Gavin Newsom continues to do precisely the right thing at precisely the right time. His evisceration of Dem traitors set a PERFECT example. It's clear he is currently stepping in to fill a critical leadership vacuum and is intent on speaking to a disgruntled base through ACTION.
I want a Dem leader in the Senate who's a fucking ruthless zealot. I want them to be feared. I want a real mean bitch or bastard who can drag milquetoast motherfuckers like Tim Kaine into a dark room and make him shit his pants when he discovers the consequences of betrayal.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I want a Dem leader in the Senate who's a fucking ruthless zealot. I want them to be feared. I want a real mean bitch or bastard who can drag milquetoast motherfuckers like Tim Kaine into a dark room and make him shit his pants when he discovers the consequences of betrayal.
Every single Senate Democrat who votes for funding this lawless government MUST become pariahs. What a fucking wake up call. Morally and intellectually indefensible. I'm sorry for believing a word these sniveling shitstains ever said. This is sabotage. We have been betrayed.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Every single Senate Democrat who votes for funding this lawless government MUST become pariahs. What a fucking wake up call. Morally and intellectually indefensible. I'm sorry for believing a word these sniveling shitstains ever said. This is sabotage. We have been betrayed.
If Schumer truly is against caving (and his no vote not performative), it is his DUTY as a leader to publicly condemn every single one of the Senate Dems who vote to fund Trump's lawless government. If he does not do this, he is just as guilty in my eyes.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If Schumer truly is against caving (and his no vote not performative), it is his DUTY as a leader to publicly condemn every single one of the Senate Dems who vote to fund Trump's lawless government. If he does not do this, he is just as guilty in my eyes.
We can't have a single fucking weekend of good vibes and celebration without MAGA Chuck Schumer and other spineless sniveling shit stains fucking it up for us. PISSING AWAY THE MOST POLITICAL CAPITAL THEY'VE HAD IN FUCKING YEARS. Treason. Simply treason.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We can't have a single fucking weekend of good vibes and celebration without MAGA Chuck Schumer and other spineless sniveling shit stains fucking it up for us. PISSING AWAY THE MOST POLITICAL CAPITAL THEY'VE HAD IN FUCKING YEARS. Treason. Simply treason.
No, Trump isn't going to send you $2000 from "tariff money." Any scraps you get will be Trump frantically debt spending trying to prevent societal collapse. A hypothetical $2000 a year from now assuming the lack of health care and nutrition hasn't gotten rid of you by then.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
No, Trump isn't going to send you $2000 from "tariff money." Any scraps you get will be Trump frantically debt spending trying to prevent societal collapse. A hypothetical $2000 a year from now assuming the lack of health care and nutrition hasn't gotten rid of you by then.
Axios reports that 10 Democratic senators are about to cave for a "promise of a vote in December" on health care. People tell me to be skeptical of this and I certainly hope they are right. I will never forgive the Democratic party leadership if this proves true. No defense for self-destruction.
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Axios reports that 10 Democratic senators are about to cave for a "promise of a vote in December" on health care. People tell me to be skeptical of this and I certainly hope they are right. I will never forgive the Democratic party leadership if this proves true. No defense for self-destruction.
Wait, are you fucking serious? The Supreme Court just told Trump he didn't have to fund SNAP RIGHT AFTER he caved and sent out the money? What the actual fuck is going on? SCOTUS may not let him starve corporations with tariffs, but they WILL let him starve children. Wicked shit.
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wait, are you fucking serious? The Supreme Court just told Trump he didn't have to fund SNAP RIGHT AFTER he caved and sent out the money? What the actual fuck is going on? SCOTUS may not let him starve corporations with tariffs, but they WILL let him starve children. Wicked shit.