audreym
@audm.bsky.social
Do not meddle in the affairs of apparently harmless middle-aged women, for they are subtle and quick to anger
No DMs because Bluesky won't let me.
🏊♀️ 🐈⬛️ 📚 🦅 🧶🎓🧪 ⚽️💙 🇬🇧🐝🏴
No DMs because Bluesky won't let me.
🏊♀️ 🐈⬛️ 📚 🦅 🧶🎓🧪 ⚽️💙 🇬🇧🐝🏴
"Miss! Miss! Have you heard of Ice Spice"
"The rapper? Yes. Did you know she takes a picture of me to the hairdresser's and asks for a Ms M look?"
#TeacherLife
"The rapper? Yes. Did you know she takes a picture of me to the hairdresser's and asks for a Ms M look?"
#TeacherLife
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
"Miss! Miss! Have you heard of Ice Spice"
"The rapper? Yes. Did you know she takes a picture of me to the hairdresser's and asks for a Ms M look?"
#TeacherLife
"The rapper? Yes. Did you know she takes a picture of me to the hairdresser's and asks for a Ms M look?"
#TeacherLife
Depressing thought of the day, as I sit in cafe playing 80s soundtrack. 80s music is as long about from today as 1930s music was to us in the 80s. I'm like some grandma rocking out to George Formby and Gracie Fields
January 24, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Depressing thought of the day, as I sit in cafe playing 80s soundtrack. 80s music is as long about from today as 1930s music was to us in the 80s. I'm like some grandma rocking out to George Formby and Gracie Fields
Aaargh. Every. Single. Time. Evernote updates (whihc feels like most days) it stops working until i restart my phone. Used it for years but considering cancelling my paid sub if @evernote.bsky.social don't stop this happening
January 24, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Aaargh. Every. Single. Time. Evernote updates (whihc feels like most days) it stops working until i restart my phone. Used it for years but considering cancelling my paid sub if @evernote.bsky.social don't stop this happening
TFW you go in your favourite cafe and some other fecker is sitting in your favourite seat
a little girl in a red and purple shirt is holding a toothbrush and making a funny face .
ALT: a little girl in a red and purple shirt is holding a toothbrush and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:29 PM
TFW you go in your favourite cafe and some other fecker is sitting in your favourite seat
"Without us you'd all be speaking German" he says in a German speaking country.
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
"Without us you'd all be speaking German" he says in a German speaking country.
Dystopian fictiok is a genre I love but now I feel like I'm living it.
January 21, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Dystopian fictiok is a genre I love but now I feel like I'm living it.
All ready for @eleanormorton.bsky.social @xsmalarkey.com to cheer us up after that dismal Arctic display
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
All ready for @eleanormorton.bsky.social @xsmalarkey.com to cheer us up after that dismal Arctic display
It's a stupid bloody game anyways
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 PM
It's a stupid bloody game anyways
Reposted by audreym
This extra time is going to be carnage
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
This extra time is going to be carnage
2 days in & the kefir is becoming another person in our house
"Why have we got these glass jars?" The kefir grains prefer glass
"Why have we got whole milk?" The kefir grains prefer it
"Why are you clearing that shelf?" I think it's where rhe kefir grains will be happiest
I might name them Georgi
"Why have we got these glass jars?" The kefir grains prefer glass
"Why have we got whole milk?" The kefir grains prefer it
"Why are you clearing that shelf?" I think it's where rhe kefir grains will be happiest
I might name them Georgi
January 18, 2026 at 4:24 PM
2 days in & the kefir is becoming another person in our house
"Why have we got these glass jars?" The kefir grains prefer glass
"Why have we got whole milk?" The kefir grains prefer it
"Why are you clearing that shelf?" I think it's where rhe kefir grains will be happiest
I might name them Georgi
"Why have we got these glass jars?" The kefir grains prefer glass
"Why have we got whole milk?" The kefir grains prefer it
"Why are you clearing that shelf?" I think it's where rhe kefir grains will be happiest
I might name them Georgi
"New manager bounce" can fuck right off
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"New manager bounce" can fuck right off
Feck off Maguire you big bully
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Feck off Maguire you big bully
Derby Day ready in our favourite Blue @mancity.com pub (pls excuse soft drink, currently off the C2H5OH)
#CMONCITEH
#MUNMCI
#CMONCITEH
#MUNMCI
January 17, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Derby Day ready in our favourite Blue @mancity.com pub (pls excuse soft drink, currently off the C2H5OH)
#CMONCITEH
#MUNMCI
#CMONCITEH
#MUNMCI
"Only following orders" was not accepted as a defence at Nuremberg and hasn't become one since.
January 16, 2026 at 7:48 AM
"Only following orders" was not accepted as a defence at Nuremberg and hasn't become one since.
Dear English Employer
I hereby apply to take 15 June 2026 off to mark a day of important cultural significance.
KTHNXBAI
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I hereby apply to take 15 June 2026 off to mark a day of important cultural significance.
KTHNXBAI
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Public holiday to celebrate Scotland's World Cup return
Scotland will face Haiti in Boston on Sunday 14 June before taking on Morocco and Brazil in the US.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Dear English Employer
I hereby apply to take 15 June 2026 off to mark a day of important cultural significance.
KTHNXBAI
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I hereby apply to take 15 June 2026 off to mark a day of important cultural significance.
KTHNXBAI
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I think this is my favourite of all the data that @thestorygraph.com gives me. You can see the clear correlation between school holidays and pages read.
#TeacherLife
#BookSky 💙📚
#TeacherLife
#BookSky 💙📚
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I think this is my favourite of all the data that @thestorygraph.com gives me. You can see the clear correlation between school holidays and pages read.
#TeacherLife
#BookSky 💙📚
#TeacherLife
#BookSky 💙📚
This year I decided to read every day, and today is day 365 of my reading streak. I've completed 67 books (258% of my 26 book target), in print or digital or audio. And enjoyed most of them.
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookIsBook
@thestorygraph.com
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookIsBook
@thestorygraph.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This year I decided to read every day, and today is day 365 of my reading streak. I've completed 67 books (258% of my 26 book target), in print or digital or audio. And enjoyed most of them.
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookIsBook
@thestorygraph.com
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookIsBook
@thestorygraph.com
I'm Death.
British student slash ghost hunter. Will accept this assignment.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm Death.
I'm starting to worry that this wedding band doesn't know "Grace" or "Amhrán na bhFiann" and how will everyone know when it's time to go home?
December 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm starting to worry that this wedding band doesn't know "Grace" or "Amhrán na bhFiann" and how will everyone know when it's time to go home?
Who does he think he is, going round pontificating about stuff?
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Who does he think he is, going round pontificating about stuff?
FFS BBC 6 Music. If I wanted depressing conversations I'd have stayed on 5 Live.
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
FFS BBC 6 Music. If I wanted depressing conversations I'd have stayed on 5 Live.
been (re)reading the Death books this month, working up to seasonal reread of Hogfather which I'm starting tonight.
Hogswatch is coming!
(don't approve of these new Discworld covers. If it's not Josh Kirby it's not really Discworld! But this is what my epub copy has stuck me with)
#BookSky 💙📚
Hogswatch is coming!
(don't approve of these new Discworld covers. If it's not Josh Kirby it's not really Discworld! But this is what my epub copy has stuck me with)
#BookSky 💙📚
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
been (re)reading the Death books this month, working up to seasonal reread of Hogfather which I'm starting tonight.
Hogswatch is coming!
(don't approve of these new Discworld covers. If it's not Josh Kirby it's not really Discworld! But this is what my epub copy has stuck me with)
#BookSky 💙📚
Hogswatch is coming!
(don't approve of these new Discworld covers. If it's not Josh Kirby it's not really Discworld! But this is what my epub copy has stuck me with)
#BookSky 💙📚