Francis Ephraim
@attnfrancis.bsky.social
With miracles of genetic engineering so close at hand, my children or my children's children will be able to see a star wipe every time they blink
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
With miracles of genetic engineering so close at hand, my children or my children's children will be able to see a star wipe every time they blink
calling their burial grounds "elephant graveyards" instead of "elephant cemeteries" implies the existence of elephant church
October 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
calling their burial grounds "elephant graveyards" instead of "elephant cemeteries" implies the existence of elephant church
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@attnfrancis.bsky.social I saw this on the bad site and thought I had to bring it to your attention.
October 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@attnfrancis.bsky.social I saw this on the bad site and thought I had to bring it to your attention.
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Hey there Delilah
I am writing the Quixote
Adding hermeneutic weight to
what Miguel wrought crude and floaty
Vis-à-vis
The work— attributed to me?
Or only he?
I am writing the Quixote
Adding hermeneutic weight to
what Miguel wrought crude and floaty
Vis-à-vis
The work— attributed to me?
Or only he?
September 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Hey there Delilah
I am writing the Quixote
Adding hermeneutic weight to
what Miguel wrought crude and floaty
Vis-à-vis
The work— attributed to me?
Or only he?
I am writing the Quixote
Adding hermeneutic weight to
what Miguel wrought crude and floaty
Vis-à-vis
The work— attributed to me?
Or only he?
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"ONE NATION UNDER GOD!"
The god in question:
The god in question:
September 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"ONE NATION UNDER GOD!"
The god in question:
The god in question:
I'm not so sure about these numbers
August 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm not so sure about these numbers
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in mrs matt boot's italki class today—
tutor: comment on dit "les abats" en anglais?
her: offal
tutor: mm oui, c'est horrible
tutor: comment on dit "les abats" en anglais?
her: offal
tutor: mm oui, c'est horrible
July 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
in mrs matt boot's italki class today—
tutor: comment on dit "les abats" en anglais?
her: offal
tutor: mm oui, c'est horrible
tutor: comment on dit "les abats" en anglais?
her: offal
tutor: mm oui, c'est horrible
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I try to be careful about not pedaling conspiracy theory stuff too much, but I think it’s fair to say that in the coming years, we’re going to get more and more proof that there is no such thing as being pro-ICE and anti-sex trafficking.
Remember all those weirdly specific stories Trump used to tell about kids trafficked over the border, bound with duct tape?
Every Republican Accusation is a Confession.™️
tucson.com/news/local/b...
Every Republican Accusation is a Confession.™️
tucson.com/news/local/b...
Border agent charged with child sex trafficking, fraud in Cochise County
A Tucson Sector Border Patrol agent has been indicted on 24 felony charges, the latest in a series of sexual-misconduct convictions or charges against CBP employees in Arizona.
tucson.com
July 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I try to be careful about not pedaling conspiracy theory stuff too much, but I think it’s fair to say that in the coming years, we’re going to get more and more proof that there is no such thing as being pro-ICE and anti-sex trafficking.
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John Fetterman loping over the moors, slavering, mad, hands clotted with the gore of the heroes in Hygelac's hall
July 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
John Fetterman loping over the moors, slavering, mad, hands clotted with the gore of the heroes in Hygelac's hall
Just learned about "reverse logistics"and that term is stupid. I suppose I'm going to engage in "reverse driving" now because I'm heading home after work.
June 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just learned about "reverse logistics"and that term is stupid. I suppose I'm going to engage in "reverse driving" now because I'm heading home after work.
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the only flag i stand for
June 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the only flag i stand for
Happy name day, everyone! 🥳
June 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Happy name day, everyone! 🥳
@mattboot.bsky.social are onomatopoeic animal names technically loanwords?
June 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@mattboot.bsky.social are onomatopoeic animal names technically loanwords?
Gorillas probably wouldn't be good food service workers on account of how many gloves they'd go through in a day
June 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Gorillas probably wouldn't be good food service workers on account of how many gloves they'd go through in a day
Imagine if my lactose intolerant self was the royal cupbearer. The king would only be able to drink oat milk
June 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Imagine if my lactose intolerant self was the royal cupbearer. The king would only be able to drink oat milk
I won a chess game against my father for the first time tonight
June 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I won a chess game against my father for the first time tonight
Standing in the middle of the farmer's market with my eyes closed, imagining I am in Nessus
May 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Standing in the middle of the farmer's market with my eyes closed, imagining I am in Nessus
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It's hard to sort out the details right now, but it looks to me like the monastery is probably going to be okay. www.ekathimerini.com/politics/for...
No change in Mt. Sinai monastery’s status, Egypt says | eKathimerini.com
Egypt's Office of the President and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs have categorically denied that there will be a change in the status of Saint Catherine Monastery following a court ruling Wednesday.
www.ekathimerini.com
May 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's hard to sort out the details right now, but it looks to me like the monastery is probably going to be okay. www.ekathimerini.com/politics/for...
Just got my friend to read this in a *perfect* Dracula Flow voice
May 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Just got my friend to read this in a *perfect* Dracula Flow voice
I very nearly handed a children's bulletin to a short woman just now
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I very nearly handed a children's bulletin to a short woman just now
I'm a mechanical turk truther. No way there was a guy in there
May 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm a mechanical turk truther. No way there was a guy in there
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Gene Wolfe:
The new pope will be the one who can consume the most remains of the old pope before the timer runs out.
May 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gene Wolfe:
*Goofy voice*
Gauche
Gauche
April 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
*Goofy voice*
Gauche
Gauche
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The crisis of masculinity is that men have forgotten that they were not created to be warriors, they were created to be gardeners
April 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The crisis of masculinity is that men have forgotten that they were not created to be warriors, they were created to be gardeners