Harley Cliffhanger
@atavistique.bsky.social
Ev. She/her. Old enough. Cat mom. Trekkie 🖖 A screw loose and tough as nails.
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2025 New Year’s resolutions:
- make at least 1 person laugh or smile every day
- pat more cats
- find a jumping spider
- try 5 new recipes
- make at least 1 person laugh or smile every day
- pat more cats
- find a jumping spider
- try 5 new recipes
My local govt phrase of the week is “pecuniary interest contravention” (fancy legalese for “you’ve been very naughty with money”)
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My local govt phrase of the week is “pecuniary interest contravention” (fancy legalese for “you’ve been very naughty with money”)
A pet peeve of mine is when shops list their colours like this in the drop-down filter. Like what on earth is “cuban nights”. Is it black? Dark purple??? Fuck if I know
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
A pet peeve of mine is when shops list their colours like this in the drop-down filter. Like what on earth is “cuban nights”. Is it black? Dark purple??? Fuck if I know
Probably preaching to the choir here, but a friendly reminder this festive season to please be more discerning when purchasing your gifts, a lot of listings online are AI generated and represent stuff that don’t actually exist…
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Probably preaching to the choir here, but a friendly reminder this festive season to please be more discerning when purchasing your gifts, a lot of listings online are AI generated and represent stuff that don’t actually exist…
Coworker: my son did the cutest thing
Me: the kid with the rat?
Coworker: yeah. I asked for his xmas list, he said “a new water bottle & candy canes for (rat) Obi-wan.” I asked if he wanted anything for himself, and he said “I have Obi-wan”
Me:
Coworkers: are you crying?
Me: *holding back tears* no
Me: the kid with the rat?
Coworker: yeah. I asked for his xmas list, he said “a new water bottle & candy canes for (rat) Obi-wan.” I asked if he wanted anything for himself, and he said “I have Obi-wan”
Me:
Coworkers: are you crying?
Me: *holding back tears* no
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Coworker: my son did the cutest thing
Me: the kid with the rat?
Coworker: yeah. I asked for his xmas list, he said “a new water bottle & candy canes for (rat) Obi-wan.” I asked if he wanted anything for himself, and he said “I have Obi-wan”
Me:
Coworkers: are you crying?
Me: *holding back tears* no
Me: the kid with the rat?
Coworker: yeah. I asked for his xmas list, he said “a new water bottle & candy canes for (rat) Obi-wan.” I asked if he wanted anything for himself, and he said “I have Obi-wan”
Me:
Coworkers: are you crying?
Me: *holding back tears* no
Me: what d’you reckon Anyacat? Is this our Christmas tree?
Anyacat: eyes become huge
Anyacat: eyes become huge
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Me: what d’you reckon Anyacat? Is this our Christmas tree?
Anyacat: eyes become huge
Anyacat: eyes become huge
Ordering new furniture for our apartment is soooo *Italian hand gestures of frustration*
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ordering new furniture for our apartment is soooo *Italian hand gestures of frustration*
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger
The costume designs by kate hawley for Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein #fashionsky
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The costume designs by kate hawley for Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein #fashionsky
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger
Elon Musk, an uncharismatic swindler, says Zohran Mamdani is a charismatic swindler.
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Elon Musk, an uncharismatic swindler, says Zohran Mamdani is a charismatic swindler.
Every non-hetero raised-in-church teen girl when they see a hot lady IRL and has some realisations about themselves
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Every non-hetero raised-in-church teen girl when they see a hot lady IRL and has some realisations about themselves
Trufflelleberwurst sounds delicious
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Trufflelleberwurst sounds delicious
My dance teacher, when my head is too much into analysing the footwork rather than arranging my face:
November 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My dance teacher, when my head is too much into analysing the footwork rather than arranging my face:
People really be out there spewing the most vile takes while using their whole ass government names in their profiles
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
People really be out there spewing the most vile takes while using their whole ass government names in their profiles
🎶noone told you life was gonna be this way
You’ve pissed off 12 half-orcs
And your fighter’s DOA
I’m just a Bard but ‘least I’m still here
And I’ll dance and sing at you
‘Cuz I, I don’t know fear
AND I’LL RUN FROM YOU
(Casting viscious mockery)
THEN I’LL RUN FROM YOU
(I have really shit AC)🎶 #ttrpg
You’ve pissed off 12 half-orcs
And your fighter’s DOA
I’m just a Bard but ‘least I’m still here
And I’ll dance and sing at you
‘Cuz I, I don’t know fear
AND I’LL RUN FROM YOU
(Casting viscious mockery)
THEN I’LL RUN FROM YOU
(I have really shit AC)🎶 #ttrpg
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 AM
🎶noone told you life was gonna be this way
You’ve pissed off 12 half-orcs
And your fighter’s DOA
I’m just a Bard but ‘least I’m still here
And I’ll dance and sing at you
‘Cuz I, I don’t know fear
AND I’LL RUN FROM YOU
(Casting viscious mockery)
THEN I’LL RUN FROM YOU
(I have really shit AC)🎶 #ttrpg
You’ve pissed off 12 half-orcs
And your fighter’s DOA
I’m just a Bard but ‘least I’m still here
And I’ll dance and sing at you
‘Cuz I, I don’t know fear
AND I’LL RUN FROM YOU
(Casting viscious mockery)
THEN I’LL RUN FROM YOU
(I have really shit AC)🎶 #ttrpg
Anya says “Boo!”
Happy Halloween 🎃
Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Anya says “Boo!”
Happy Halloween 🎃
Happy Halloween 🎃
Tfw your manager knows you from a previous project so she spends half the 1:1 dishing the hot goss about the beef between two other teams 💅🏼
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Tfw your manager knows you from a previous project so she spends half the 1:1 dishing the hot goss about the beef between two other teams 💅🏼
@sparesidekick.bsky.social pls confirm
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
@sparesidekick.bsky.social pls confirm
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger
why does that dog have suspenders
October 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
why does that dog have suspenders
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger
“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”
October 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Pumping up for a full day of cleaning open.spotify.com/track/2CgFI7...
Spotify – Web Player
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October 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Pumping up for a full day of cleaning open.spotify.com/track/2CgFI7...
If you go to a grocery store and see someone stealing baby formula or diapers, no you didn’t
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
If you go to a grocery store and see someone stealing baby formula or diapers, no you didn’t
No, Ev, you do not need a clutch shaped like a hairless cat in a sweater.
October 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
No, Ev, you do not need a clutch shaped like a hairless cat in a sweater.