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Asteria the Hag
@asteriathehag.bsky.social
Head Witch In Charge at Hag Deal Gaming

#bivisibility #bigreaterinvisibilty

[I mostly care about #daggerheart and #nysirens, please Baba Yaga tempt me not into Discourse]

https://www.hagdealgaming.com/
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Can we all resolve this year to make some stuff in a medium we're new to and bad at?

Like, fuck AI. Draw some unrecognizable fan art. Build a shitty table. Frustrate yourself to tears trying to crochet. Maybe you'll keep trying and get better, or maybe you'll just be fucking alive.
apparently figure skaters all know about a version of Eleanor Rigby that sounds like John Williams scoring a spooky thrill ride for kids young and old.

it's possibly the *only* version they know about.

#olympics
February 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
@dropout.tv I herewith lodge my objection, the *importance* of which is rivaled only by its *strenuousness.*

That's not a fucking real life skill dude.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I feel like you all knew the Olympics had an arrogant blond skater named Ilya and didn't tell me.

I'm waiting for the Canadian skater reveal but already the Japanese skater would make for a rivalry of ample heat.
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Just saw a woman do a cartwheel on the ice and then Johnny Weir called her skating pedestrian. I love that I'll never actually understand this sport.
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I mean I thought they already did so kind of confused but
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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I hadn’t known this. Two men who were accused of sexual abuse on the Shitty Media Men document that I created back in 2017 reached out to Michael Wolff for help as they looked to sue me, and Wolf forwarded their concerns to Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein offered to help. www.jmail.world/thread/EFTA0...
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
To be clear: ozempic et al are just appetite suppressants, right?

In terms of weight loss, I mean (not diabetes). Everything I've found has been, "Oh no, it doesn't just make you want to eat less--it also makes you feel more full! So you eat less! Also you still have to exercise."
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Sometimes there's this thing where a person announces "I would really like [X] to happen" and I go "Ok great, let me just ask a few questions to make sure we're all envisioning the same [X] and all understanding the current situation."

No one has ever, ever liked that.
January 30, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Funny that people would pick on this one, considering Murakami has made NONE of this invisible, or generalizable.

A quick Google will show you how specific this all is to him--and entwined with work.

Like c'mon team, stuff isn't erased/invisible just cuz it's not in the one sentence being quoted.
Not pictured: Haruki Murakami’s wife, or indeed whoever is cooking, cleaning, paying bills, running errands, doing the laundry, answering emails, etc

like yea his routine is goals, but let’s not lie to ourselves about all the invisible work others are doing to enable him to have that routine
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I hope everyone who blamed Shanahan for the one loss is paying fucking attention now. Goalies need seasoning AND rest. #nysirens #pwhl #ozzy
January 25, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation.

Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
ISTG everyone who is this freaked out by how I like to run games...at least just watch Mentopolis I guess?

Try to understand that there are people in the world with different interests. Sometimes that difference is actually based on...hmm...what's a thing that's like the opposite of Fear?
WHY ARE SO MANY TTRPGS AFRAID OF TURN ORDERS AND GRIDS?!

Like to be clear I don't think they are always needed, but like I want rules for my games?
January 22, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Last night was intense, man. I'm still piecing it all together. #pizzarats #nysirens #pwhl
January 22, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Sorry can't go to bed just thinking about how New Burbage should've had Nahum direct Romeo and Juliet.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Sirens vs. Frost last night. Was NOT happy about the OT Sirens loss, but hard to be mad at Minnesota right now. Other things that make me love #pwhl and #nysirens:
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
@jamellebouie.net couldn't reply on the original thread but genuinely wondering: shouldn't his bulldozing of the White House not have been able to happen? Don't you need (at minimum) permits and deeds for that kind of thing?
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Wow. Can't believe it's up. We did it. @twafirstlady.bsky.social , we did it.

@janefury.bsky.social and the rest of the cast, thank you for the best "4-6 episodes" ever. I owe you an amazing Season 2.
At last, our Season 1 Finale. In which the Poets are tested in a bargain for the Heart Afire. They will learn about the Ward, the realm, themselves--but will they put trust in a hag so they can betray a Queen?

We put a lot into this one, folks.

#daggerheart

www.hagdealgaming.com/s1-finale-pu...
S1 FINALE: Purest Heart's Desire
The Poets' Day in Court
www.hagdealgaming.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I have tried to make this point SO MANY TIMES in TTRPG spaces, theater communities, social circles--even at workplaces.

You CANNOT just wait for the people bothered or harassed to say something.

You CANNOT run a space and avoid confrontation.
Synopsis: You need to kick more people out.

You will actually have a larger base of customers/attendees if you kick more people out. You will make more money. I am dead serious.
January 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I personally corrected the spelling of two names and otherwise I am not allowed to interfere with this. *I solemnly swear!!!!*
START THE PRESSES!!! We're beyond honored to share that @saint-eephus.bsky.social has launched the Queen of Daggers, Heart of Fire wiki.

It already has so much great info! You can find out how "Caudal" is spelled, which NPCs are hot, and that Augurie is the bestest girl. #lore

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January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Hey so what newspaper we reading these days?
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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The whole "Grok admits" "Grok apologizes" thing reminds me of the famous IBM presentation quote that evidently everyone has forgotten. And I do think representing your brand on social media counts as a "management decision".
January 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Apparently during the @thepwhl.com broadcast today, they announced that the Friday @newyorksirens.com home game would feature a costume contest and a Broadway ticket scavenger hunt. This was not mentioned to ANY of us at the arena today and is findable nowhere online. What...what the actual eff.
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM