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she/they

Art, books and everything queer.
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Solange man nicht dran denkt, dass wir in 3 Wochen vermutlich eine faschistische Regierung bekommen, weil Union-Wählenden literally alles egal ist und die Hälfte des Landes einfach Rassismus und sonstige Menschenfeindlichkeit richtig geil findet, geht's eigentlich.
February 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Can't believe this really happened but I asked a doctor for painkillers for my period cramps and she immediately said "you know that the amount you need is not normal, right? This could be endometriosis, you should let it check."

Here I am, knowing about the existence of this illness, knowing
October 23, 2024 at 7:33 AM
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tfw they tell you 'me and my necromancer saw you from across the bar and we'd like one of your bones' and too late you understand they're literal.

(thanks for letting me play assistant for the cosplay day, @jordaninberlin.bsky.social @assignedchaos.bsky.social )
October 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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"tits or ass"? bro, the undeniable passion she has for her special interests in the face of a world which tries to kill that spark
September 25, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Me *barely being able to walk from last night* in group therapy:
Yeah I think my depression is cured.
September 26, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Love dating other enbies. Had a date with someone I'm casually seeing last night. I usually dress up very girly when I see them, because I love being girly with them. I told them "sorry, I felt full boy mode tonight" and they got excited and said "oh you are my boyfriend now!"
September 15, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Me being dramatic? Never!

*Walks away from his place listening to 'your woman' by White Town*
September 2, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Yesterday I went with a friend to a Natural History Museum and I was able to drop some of my absolute favorite fun facts ever. Like the Great Emu Wars and Tarantulas being assigned male at death. Such a sweet feeling when people don't know this yet.
August 19, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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Ein paar Lieblingssätze...
August 18, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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No no it's fine Ursula you're not wrong actually
August 4, 2024 at 8:04 PM
We all know that generally calling people of all genders 'dude' is cringe. But me, a very femme presenting agender am getting gender euphoria I didn't even know was possible from this Aussie guy constantly calling me 'dude'.
August 4, 2024 at 3:47 PM
The other night I had somebody do the most mental gymnastics to justify that I, an Aries, am still compatible with the guy I'm seeing, who happens to be a Virgo. Yeah I'm sure it's because I have so much water in my moon and sun and definitely not because we are just very, very horny for each other.
August 4, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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Had a fabulous (2 weeks early) birthday yesterday.

Visited horny monsters with @assignedchaos.bsky.social , they gave me one of their amazing collages, pulled off a reverse heist with @jordaninberlin.bsky.social , got a dinosaur, a cook book and then we all hang out with absinthe and Klaus Kinski.
July 27, 2024 at 8:52 AM
I'm watching you.
I put "delete browser history" on my to-do list for today, because I'll bring my laptop to a little party for powerpoint karaoke.

Right after that @assignedchaos.bsky.social posted a meme about "deleting your browser history is a tell" on Insta.

I'm searching for the cameras ever since.
July 26, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Made a new batch of boob and vulva earrings and am very proud of how productive I was yesterday.
July 22, 2024 at 11:41 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

(credit: Assigned_Chaos_At_Birth on Instagram)
July 22, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Had the guy I just started seeing for the first time over in my flat the other night. There was so much sexual tension between us. And what is the very first thing I show him? Right, all my painted minis. He was absolutely interested and we took our sweet time to go through all of them.
July 18, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I really always try to not mistake people working somewhere and being nice for flirting but this beautiful woman at the art supply store just a) complimented me on what I bought only to then b) compliment the colours I'm wearing today and omg my praise kink.
July 16, 2024 at 9:10 AM
The first thing I read this morning was a person I'm seeing writing lovely things about our Friday night together. I didn't think this could be topped at all. And then I learned that Trump got shot.
July 14, 2024 at 8:28 AM
I'm really into dating simulators. you know like bg3?
June 26, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Don't know. Kinda homophobic of you to break up with me during pride month.
June 5, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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I wanted to find out if 'polycule' is also the "correct" German term for a story.

First reaction to the google result that no, 'Polykül' would be correct was thinking, nah, no way, I'll use the English term.

Second reaction, though: That's too funny and specific, I'll 100% use Polykül 😂
May 11, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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Some early teasers for the four points in time the players will experience.

2/2
April 3, 2024 at 9:40 PM