Asbestossupply 🍕
@asherblumenthal.com
Currently on a hiatus of being a jerk; Tried to touch grass but the grass has a podcast now and it’s monetized. Very funny person that understands that it’s a requirement to state that you’re a funny person in one’s bio.
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@asherblumenthal.com
· May 26
I’ve gotten so used to seeing Star Wars text that I have no idea what this means.
Speaking of tuberculosis, I’m almost done writing my paper on 19th/20th century colonialism’s role with with most infectious disease. Check it out!
TIL my school has a capstone project/course titled Everything Is Tuberculosis haha
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Speaking of tuberculosis, I’m almost done writing my paper on 19th/20th century colonialism’s role with with most infectious disease. Check it out!
TIL my school has a capstone project/course titled Everything Is Tuberculosis haha
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
TIL my school has a capstone project/course titled Everything Is Tuberculosis haha
The only way to get better at something is to either make mistakes or get lucky; seeing as I don’t have luck on my side, my only choice is to quit.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The only way to get better at something is to either make mistakes or get lucky; seeing as I don’t have luck on my side, my only choice is to quit.
Someone should write a book about the proletarian revolution of the Oompa Loompas
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Someone should write a book about the proletarian revolution of the Oompa Loompas
Just made a 360° from listening to Phillip Glass and Brian Eno while doing classwork to the Skyrim soundtrack.
October 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just made a 360° from listening to Phillip Glass and Brian Eno while doing classwork to the Skyrim soundtrack.
And another thing: Why is he called Dr Do-Little?
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
And another thing: Why is he called Dr Do-Little?
Chicagoans are just migrated Long Islanders, whatever that means
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Chicagoans are just migrated Long Islanders, whatever that means
In honor of #pizzamas + #NerdfArters I made some stuff!
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In honor of #pizzamas + #NerdfArters I made some stuff!
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Terrible time to live in. But what a good time for satire to flourish
August 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Terrible time to live in. But what a good time for satire to flourish
In some black hole universe Peter Balkan is Jack Shephard from Lost
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
In some black hole universe Peter Balkan is Jack Shephard from Lost
The entire conflict of Memento could’ve been resolved with a decent receptionist…
October 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The entire conflict of Memento could’ve been resolved with a decent receptionist…
If Kodacolor is just rebranded colorplus I’m gonna be pissed.
October 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If Kodacolor is just rebranded colorplus I’m gonna be pissed.
Politics aside: whatever happened to Carole King’s cat?
September 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Politics aside: whatever happened to Carole King’s cat?
Rome isn’t really burning so much as it’s getting shit on
September 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Rome isn’t really burning so much as it’s getting shit on
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dr pepper is the scientist actually. you're thinking of dr pepper's monster
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
dr pepper is the scientist actually. you're thinking of dr pepper's monster
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Weak jobs report raises new concerns about Biden's economic policies.
September 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Weak jobs report raises new concerns about Biden's economic policies.
It is, just a little bit funny, to immigrate to Saginaw, Michigan and think you’ve visited all of America…
September 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It is, just a little bit funny, to immigrate to Saginaw, Michigan and think you’ve visited all of America…
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*cracks knuckles*
okay so you know how the media has a problem with taking snippets of scientific studies out of context and writing articles which mislead the public?
now imagine a computer program is doing that when you ask it questions about scientific literature but also it makes stuff up.
okay so you know how the media has a problem with taking snippets of scientific studies out of context and writing articles which mislead the public?
now imagine a computer program is doing that when you ask it questions about scientific literature but also it makes stuff up.
September 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
*cracks knuckles*
okay so you know how the media has a problem with taking snippets of scientific studies out of context and writing articles which mislead the public?
now imagine a computer program is doing that when you ask it questions about scientific literature but also it makes stuff up.
okay so you know how the media has a problem with taking snippets of scientific studies out of context and writing articles which mislead the public?
now imagine a computer program is doing that when you ask it questions about scientific literature but also it makes stuff up.
Recap of this week so far, basically…
I am speechless! I am without speech.
August 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Recap of this week so far, basically…
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When the Duolingo bird finally succumbs to oblivion, this is what will take its place.
August 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When the Duolingo bird finally succumbs to oblivion, this is what will take its place.
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Well, I'm not sure if EVERY city should be a 15 minute city, but yes I like those cities that appear shimmering on the desert horizon for 15 minutes before evaporating into the cruel hot sky.
August 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Well, I'm not sure if EVERY city should be a 15 minute city, but yes I like those cities that appear shimmering on the desert horizon for 15 minutes before evaporating into the cruel hot sky.
How *do* you solve a problem like Maria?
August 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How *do* you solve a problem like Maria?
If your “veggies” smell like your partner you might want to see a gynecologist.
July 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If your “veggies” smell like your partner you might want to see a gynecologist.