Asbestossupply 🍕
@asherblumenthal.com
Currently on a hiatus of being a jerk; Tried to touch grass but the grass has a podcast now and it’s monetized. Very funny person that understands that it’s a requirement to state that you’re a funny person in one’s bio.
TIL my school has a capstone project/course titled Everything Is Tuberculosis haha
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
TIL my school has a capstone project/course titled Everything Is Tuberculosis haha
In honor of #pizzamas + #NerdfArters I made some stuff!
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In honor of #pizzamas + #NerdfArters I made some stuff!
Politics aside: whatever happened to Carole King’s cat?
September 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Politics aside: whatever happened to Carole King’s cat?
@jotimblank.bsky.social, literally logical proof you’re wrong:
September 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
@jotimblank.bsky.social, literally logical proof you’re wrong:
When the Duolingo bird finally succumbs to oblivion, this is what will take its place.
August 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When the Duolingo bird finally succumbs to oblivion, this is what will take its place.
No, John, that was a joke, I swear! C’mon man, look at my profile. It’s all satire.
June 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
No, John, that was a joke, I swear! C’mon man, look at my profile. It’s all satire.
I’ve gotten so used to seeing Star Wars text that I have no idea what this means.
May 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’ve gotten so used to seeing Star Wars text that I have no idea what this means.
Like Kerry Washington’s two concrete toilets!
April 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Like Kerry Washington’s two concrete toilets!
I think about this every year.
April 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think about this every year.
Don’t have that, but this was my takeaway…
April 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Don’t have that, but this was my takeaway…