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Wine news from around the Swiss Confederation
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After a brilliant first season Landman has suffered a sophomore slump. I have an idea: send Tommy to Venezuela where Angela and Ainsley can hang out in the Presidential palace. Guest cameos from Rubio, Hegseth, Miller et al.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
After a brilliant first season Landman has suffered a sophomore slump. I have an idea: send Tommy to Venezuela where Angela and Ainsley can hang out in the Presidential palace. Guest cameos from Rubio, Hegseth, Miller et al.
Well, I think we have the answer to the question: Will the US military obey illegal orders?
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Well, I think we have the answer to the question: Will the US military obey illegal orders?
My dog just ate half a ripe Vacherin Mont d’Or. This is the most brazen of her several food thefts. I’m not looking forward to the potential consequences. Does she look guilty to you?
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 PM
My dog just ate half a ripe Vacherin Mont d’Or. This is the most brazen of her several food thefts. I’m not looking forward to the potential consequences. Does she look guilty to you?
You’re more likely to find reductively made chasselas from outside Switzerland. Here’s an example.
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
You’re more likely to find reductively made chasselas from outside Switzerland. Here’s an example.
If it’s possible for anyone to be more stupid than Trump, it just might be Pete Hegseth. He’s a total whack job and in way over his head.
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
If it’s possible for anyone to be more stupid than Trump, it just might be Pete Hegseth. He’s a total whack job and in way over his head.
This is well thought out and beautifully expressed. Bravo! jimsilver.substack.com/p/the-proble...
The Problem with the Wine Business Is Business
Constant Growth is Incompatible with Growing Wine
jimsilver.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
This is well thought out and beautifully expressed. Bravo! jimsilver.substack.com/p/the-proble...
So far in 2026: Trump still alive, devastating fire in Swiss village killing at least 40, and a new « final » uprising in Iran. Buckle your seatbelts.
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
So far in 2026: Trump still alive, devastating fire in Swiss village killing at least 40, and a new « final » uprising in Iran. Buckle your seatbelts.
Is this a @ridesmith.bsky.social burner account? Https://www.threads.com/@melissatasker5/post/DS6TTaBCCr8?xmt=AQF035qKXyLUHE9D_NGRdVh5rWw1qt98mVdqol_PJD4nkYVUie4RFV1oF_l67DK90z1tGEVZ
Melissa Smith Tasker (@melissatasker5) on Threads
Sauvingion blanc wine is so so vile!! Tried mixing it with red wine and no.....absolutely vile!!! How do people drink this shit??? 🤢🤢🤮🤮
www.threads.com
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Is this a @ridesmith.bsky.social burner account? Https://www.threads.com/@melissatasker5/post/DS6TTaBCCr8?xmt=AQF035qKXyLUHE9D_NGRdVh5rWw1qt98mVdqol_PJD4nkYVUie4RFV1oF_l67DK90z1tGEVZ
It appears the Spurs have cracked the OKC Thunder code. Size in the middle has shut off drives and the inside game. Impressive. Now onto the Dubs and Klay’s homecoming.
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It appears the Spurs have cracked the OKC Thunder code. Size in the middle has shut off drives and the inside game. Impressive. Now onto the Dubs and Klay’s homecoming.
Well done . . . Er, I mean medium rare. Never mind, well done.
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Well done . . . Er, I mean medium rare. Never mind, well done.
When truth synchs up with conspiracy theories, look out. That’s a bone these dogs will never give up. Woof, woof. Go get him.
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
When truth synchs up with conspiracy theories, look out. That’s a bone these dogs will never give up. Woof, woof. Go get him.
If it’s true the Epstein files can be unredacted in MS Word, then it’s essential the MAGA brains responsible for this unparalleled bumbling be preserved for study.
December 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If it’s true the Epstein files can be unredacted in MS Word, then it’s essential the MAGA brains responsible for this unparalleled bumbling be preserved for study.
The Straw Man Returneth. But seemingly unbent in his defense of Big Wine. robertejoseph.substack.com?utm_source=n...
Wine Thinking | Robert Joseph | Substack
Thoughts of a wine industry analyst, wine brand creator and consultant. Click to read Wine Thinking, by Robert Joseph, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.
robertejoseph.substack.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The Straw Man Returneth. But seemingly unbent in his defense of Big Wine. robertejoseph.substack.com?utm_source=n...
Pretty much.
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Pretty much.
Frankly, someone should redact this abomination.
Trump is dancing while in the meantime the country is going to hell and his weaponized DOJ is doing everything possible to redact his name from the Epstein files!!!
FUCK TRUMP!!!
FUCK TRUMP!!!
December 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Frankly, someone should redact this abomination.
I argued with someone that a Bordeaux can never be a unicorn wine. I don't even like the term unicorn but I insist such a wine is never a Bordeaux.
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I argued with someone that a Bordeaux can never be a unicorn wine. I don't even like the term unicorn but I insist such a wine is never a Bordeaux.
Brilliant analysis of wine’s zeitgeist by one of wine’s most brilliant thinkers. A must read. blog.resy.com/2025/12/make...
How Wine Can Blaze a Trail to a Much Brighter Future — Resy | Right This Way
In 2013, a group of California winemakers gathered for an unusual tasting called the Seven Percent Solution. The “seven percent” referred to…
blog.resy.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Brilliant analysis of wine’s zeitgeist by one of wine’s most brilliant thinkers. A must read. blog.resy.com/2025/12/make...
Just beautiful. Outstanding. So good. southold.substack.com/p/no-prize-f...
No Prize for the Bedpan
The anti-alcohol movement is wrong about what a life is for.
southold.substack.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just beautiful. Outstanding. So good. southold.substack.com/p/no-prize-f...
I’m afraid 0% alcohol wine will be perfected just about the time when nobody wants it. www.the-buyer.net/insight/anal...
The Buyer | Precarious position of global wine industry laid bare at WBWE
All the global wine industry’s structural and production challenges were starkly exposed at last month’s World Bulk Wine Exhibition in Amsterdam. There might have been over 240 exhibiting producers ...
www.the-buyer.net
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m afraid 0% alcohol wine will be perfected just about the time when nobody wants it. www.the-buyer.net/insight/anal...
Who the fuck is this idiot?
just. brutal.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Who the fuck is this idiot?
Great natural wine spot in Stockholm.
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Great natural wine spot in Stockholm.
I forgive Gen Z for killing wine if they succeed in suffocating these assholes. www.notus.org/money/nra-na...
The NRA Is Selling Off Its Investments to Make Ends Meet
The 154-year-old gun rights organization liquidated nearly $40 million worth of stock, fixed-income securities and other holdings, according to an independent audit reviewed by NOTUS.
www.notus.org
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I forgive Gen Z for killing wine if they succeed in suffocating these assholes. www.notus.org/money/nra-na...
At the venerable Tygge & Sessil in Stockholm enjoying a glass of Krasna Hora Pinot Noir from Moravia.
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
At the venerable Tygge & Sessil in Stockholm enjoying a glass of Krasna Hora Pinot Noir from Moravia.
I like opera and I like wine but I never would have put these two together in this way. Steven Spurrier is surely a baritone. www.winebusiness.com/news/article...
Festival Napa Valley Announces the World Premiere of The Judgment of Paris
Press Release
www.winebusiness.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I like opera and I like wine but I never would have put these two together in this way. Steven Spurrier is surely a baritone. www.winebusiness.com/news/article...
WTF. This can’t be real. trumpcard.gov
The Trump Gold Card
The Trump Gold Card application
trumpcard.gov
December 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
WTF. This can’t be real. trumpcard.gov