Arse Grammatica
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I can't help but wonder if Kamala Harris would have tried to take over Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I can't help but wonder if Kamala Harris would have tried to take over Greenland.
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🧡 In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we share this Peanuts comic strip from January 18, 1993.
Franklin, the calm, cool, and collected Peanuts character, was introduced shortly after the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. in April 1968.
Franklin, the calm, cool, and collected Peanuts character, was introduced shortly after the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. in April 1968.
January 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
🧡 In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we share this Peanuts comic strip from January 18, 1993.
Franklin, the calm, cool, and collected Peanuts character, was introduced shortly after the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. in April 1968.
Franklin, the calm, cool, and collected Peanuts character, was introduced shortly after the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. in April 1968.
Dear Ma & Pa:
I just enlisted in the Greenland invasion force. So far we are just learning how to say "Nuuk" appropriately. I am glad that soon be going to a green land as I was getting cold on the farm.
I just enlisted in the Greenland invasion force. So far we are just learning how to say "Nuuk" appropriately. I am glad that soon be going to a green land as I was getting cold on the farm.
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Dear Ma & Pa:
I just enlisted in the Greenland invasion force. So far we are just learning how to say "Nuuk" appropriately. I am glad that soon be going to a green land as I was getting cold on the farm.
I just enlisted in the Greenland invasion force. So far we are just learning how to say "Nuuk" appropriately. I am glad that soon be going to a green land as I was getting cold on the farm.
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In Germany we call that a Nazi haircut, and we call that style of coat a Nazi coat. But I’m sure that’s just a harmless coincidence.
And why does that little Bovino Nazi need more bodyguards than Taylor Swift?
Is he trying to look though for a photo op? He looks ridiculous.
And why does that little Bovino Nazi need more bodyguards than Taylor Swift?
Is he trying to look though for a photo op? He looks ridiculous.
January 17, 2026 at 11:42 PM
In Germany we call that a Nazi haircut, and we call that style of coat a Nazi coat. But I’m sure that’s just a harmless coincidence.
And why does that little Bovino Nazi need more bodyguards than Taylor Swift?
Is he trying to look though for a photo op? He looks ridiculous.
And why does that little Bovino Nazi need more bodyguards than Taylor Swift?
Is he trying to look though for a photo op? He looks ridiculous.
I might be optimistic also if I felt that the Democrats had some sort of coherent positive popular proposals other than "orange man bad".
Democrats see narrow path to retaking the Senate. Watch these states.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Democrats see narrow path to retaking the Senate. Watch these states.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Democrats see narrow path to retaking the Senate. Watch these states.
Republicans are still clear favorites to retain control of the chamber in the midterms. But Democrats say they are more hopeful about the odds of a big upset.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I might be optimistic also if I felt that the Democrats had some sort of coherent positive popular proposals other than "orange man bad".
Democrats see narrow path to retaking the Senate. Watch these states.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Democrats see narrow path to retaking the Senate. Watch these states.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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The cult will thrive.
There will be attestations of miracles. His face will appear on grilled cheese sandwiches. Virgins will bear his spawn.
The Trump stain will tarnish this nation for decades.
There will be attestations of miracles. His face will appear on grilled cheese sandwiches. Virgins will bear his spawn.
The Trump stain will tarnish this nation for decades.
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The cult will thrive.
There will be attestations of miracles. His face will appear on grilled cheese sandwiches. Virgins will bear his spawn.
The Trump stain will tarnish this nation for decades.
There will be attestations of miracles. His face will appear on grilled cheese sandwiches. Virgins will bear his spawn.
The Trump stain will tarnish this nation for decades.
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The Epstein Files
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January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The Epstein Files
Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com
Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com
I've been told that before they are deployed, ICE agents spend 20 weeks in training.
I wonder which week they are trained to stand in front of a protester brandishing a cell phone recording video in one hand and a gun in the other.
I wonder which week they are trained to stand in front of a protester brandishing a cell phone recording video in one hand and a gun in the other.
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I've been told that before they are deployed, ICE agents spend 20 weeks in training.
I wonder which week they are trained to stand in front of a protester brandishing a cell phone recording video in one hand and a gun in the other.
I wonder which week they are trained to stand in front of a protester brandishing a cell phone recording video in one hand and a gun in the other.
I think this is a mistake. First of all they should have challenged the subpoena when they first received it a month ago. Second, it is quite presumptuous to pretend that this is some sort of resistance to tyranny when the topic is Jeffrey Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
Facing Contempt Threat, Clintons Refuse to Testify in Epstein Inquiry
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I think this is a mistake. First of all they should have challenged the subpoena when they first received it a month ago. Second, it is quite presumptuous to pretend that this is some sort of resistance to tyranny when the topic is Jeffrey Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
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X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures https://theonion.com/x-users-ask-grok-to-put-more-clothes-on-elon-musk-pictures/
January 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures https://theonion.com/x-users-ask-grok-to-put-more-clothes-on-elon-musk-pictures/
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The shootings will continue until morale improves.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
The shootings will continue until morale improves.
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Renée Good is one of at least nine people across the country who have been shot by immigration agents since September. There is something every case has in common:
Everyone was in a vehicle at the time of the shooting.
Everyone was in a vehicle at the time of the shooting.
Cops are taught not to shoot into cars. ICE keeps doing it anyway.
Immigration agents have shot at least nine people since September. All of them have been in cars.
www.motherjones.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Renée Good is one of at least nine people across the country who have been shot by immigration agents since September. There is something every case has in common:
Everyone was in a vehicle at the time of the shooting.
Everyone was in a vehicle at the time of the shooting.
It seems like a stupid idea, and I'm not really in favor, but it seems like the US might own Greenland by the springtime.
January 11, 2026 at 7:46 AM
It seems like a stupid idea, and I'm not really in favor, but it seems like the US might own Greenland by the springtime.
NASA Will Bring I.S.S. Astronauts Home Early After Medical Issue
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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The only person who could be telling Bondi what to do, and that she is obeying, is Trump.
Isn't that obvious to everyone?
Isn't that obvious to everyone?
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The only person who could be telling Bondi what to do, and that she is obeying, is Trump.
Isn't that obvious to everyone?
Isn't that obvious to everyone?
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What Rs said at the time
Pence: "a dark day"
Rubio: "3rd world style anti-American anarchy"
Cruz: "violence...is ALWAYS wrong"
Graham: Trump's "actions were the problem"
Stefanik: "a truly tragic day"
McCarthy: "undemocratic, un-American and criminal"
McConnell: "a disgrace"
And now we are lied to
Pence: "a dark day"
Rubio: "3rd world style anti-American anarchy"
Cruz: "violence...is ALWAYS wrong"
Graham: Trump's "actions were the problem"
Stefanik: "a truly tragic day"
McCarthy: "undemocratic, un-American and criminal"
McConnell: "a disgrace"
And now we are lied to
This new White House webpage is beyond batshit crazy and disgusting. They are simply declaring a new, false history that defies everything we saw on live television and streams. www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
January 6: A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
Discover the real January 6 story: peaceful protest turned tragedy, Deep State entrapment, media deception, and President Trump's triumphant pardons restoring justice to patriotic Americans.
www.whitehouse.gov
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
What Rs said at the time
Pence: "a dark day"
Rubio: "3rd world style anti-American anarchy"
Cruz: "violence...is ALWAYS wrong"
Graham: Trump's "actions were the problem"
Stefanik: "a truly tragic day"
McCarthy: "undemocratic, un-American and criminal"
McConnell: "a disgrace"
And now we are lied to
Pence: "a dark day"
Rubio: "3rd world style anti-American anarchy"
Cruz: "violence...is ALWAYS wrong"
Graham: Trump's "actions were the problem"
Stefanik: "a truly tragic day"
McCarthy: "undemocratic, un-American and criminal"
McConnell: "a disgrace"
And now we are lied to
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We are beyond lucky to have a man such as Senator Mark Kelly continuing to serve our country. Shame on Pete Hegseth for attempting to dishonor this good man's name. It won't take. We still recognize heroes. Thank you, @charlotteclymer.bsky.social, for doing that in your blog.
"I doubt Senator Kelly will see this blog, and if he does see it, I imagine he will not be pleased with it. He’ll probably find it embarrassing. His humility likely makes him bristle at stuff like this. Well, that’s just too damn bad, Senator."
The Extraordinary Military Career of Mark Kelly
Good lord, has this man done a lot.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
We are beyond lucky to have a man such as Senator Mark Kelly continuing to serve our country. Shame on Pete Hegseth for attempting to dishonor this good man's name. It won't take. We still recognize heroes. Thank you, @charlotteclymer.bsky.social, for doing that in your blog.