Enbydilldough
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Enbydilldough
@armadilldough.bsky.social
· Jan 24
Nazis are for exploding
My autocorrect is FINALLY turning my shots into shits and ducks into fucks
February 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
My autocorrect is FINALLY turning my shots into shits and ducks into fucks
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i have been on HRT for nearly 9 years and i have *NEVER* looked at someones online profile and thought "this person is clearly faking being trans"
ppl who make weird accusatory posts about how ppl are faking being trans or queer or are the wrong kind of trans or queer are community cancer
ppl who make weird accusatory posts about how ppl are faking being trans or queer or are the wrong kind of trans or queer are community cancer
February 18, 2026 at 9:37 AM
i have been on HRT for nearly 9 years and i have *NEVER* looked at someones online profile and thought "this person is clearly faking being trans"
ppl who make weird accusatory posts about how ppl are faking being trans or queer or are the wrong kind of trans or queer are community cancer
ppl who make weird accusatory posts about how ppl are faking being trans or queer or are the wrong kind of trans or queer are community cancer
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the technology the left is excited about is called the Sega Dreamcast
February 18, 2026 at 1:15 PM
the technology the left is excited about is called the Sega Dreamcast
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Here it is, your moment of zen.
So glad everyone else hates emeril fennel as much as me
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
So glad everyone else hates emeril fennel as much as me
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my fellow low-born, doubt not your seat at the table, not when they've got Emerald Fennell out here conscripting the Australians into live-action Wattpad adaptations
February 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
my fellow low-born, doubt not your seat at the table, not when they've got Emerald Fennell out here conscripting the Australians into live-action Wattpad adaptations
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Fellas, is it cunty to rustle jimmies?
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Fellas, is it cunty to rustle jimmies?
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Few sights in the world are as colorful as this 1974 creation.
Cadillac Ranch remains the most expressive attraction in the U.S.
Few sights in the world are as colorful as this 1974 creation.
bit.ly
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Few sights in the world are as colorful as this 1974 creation.
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KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
September 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
Capitalism invented the Everyone is Beautiful (subjective) and No One is Horny (objective) drug.
“Sales of BBW-SSBBW content are up more than 42% since the popularisation of drugs like Ozempic. The rise of adult creator content has brought an increased celebration of different types of bodies, even if mainstream culture may be focused more narrowly.”
‘I can’t even be bothered to masturbate’: Ozempic and the death of desire
It feels like there is more pressure than ever to be thin, and it’s tanking our self-esteem. Is it also taking a toll on our intimate relationships and libido?
www.dazeddigital.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Capitalism invented the Everyone is Beautiful (subjective) and No One is Horny (objective) drug.
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Congrats to everyone, even the haters and the losers, out there having non patriarchy centered, non penetrative forms of sex today.
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Congrats to everyone, even the haters and the losers, out there having non patriarchy centered, non penetrative forms of sex today.
You don’t see a hairline like this drummer’s in pop music anymore and that’s a problem.
youtu.be/HTzGMEfbnAw?...
youtu.be/HTzGMEfbnAw?...
February 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
You don’t see a hairline like this drummer’s in pop music anymore and that’s a problem.
youtu.be/HTzGMEfbnAw?...
youtu.be/HTzGMEfbnAw?...
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Congrats to everyone, even the haters and the losers, out there having non patriarchy centered, non penetrative forms of sex today.
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Congrats to everyone, even the haters and the losers, out there having non patriarchy centered, non penetrative forms of sex today.
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If we work hard enough, we can make the last kid ever look even weirder.
"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
February 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
If we work hard enough, we can make the last kid ever look even weirder.
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All of the companies selling properties to ICE have names. For instance, the company who sold a warehouse in San Antonio to ICE for their concentration camp here is called Oakmont Industrial Group out of Atlanta, GA and the members of their board are publicly available on LinkedIn. Thanks.
Breaking news: ICE expects to spend $38.3 billion on its plan to acquire warehouses across the U.S. and retrofit them into immigrant detention centers that can hold tens of thousands of people, according to agency documents.
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centers
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 AM
All of the companies selling properties to ICE have names. For instance, the company who sold a warehouse in San Antonio to ICE for their concentration camp here is called Oakmont Industrial Group out of Atlanta, GA and the members of their board are publicly available on LinkedIn. Thanks.
Wear hoodies, punch Nazis.
February 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Wear hoodies, punch Nazis.
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
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Let’s get more Chinese and put sex workers in charge of the navy
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Let’s get more Chinese and put sex workers in charge of the navy
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Me watching Apocalypse Now: “this is just a ripoff of that Eek! The Cat episode where Eek has to go down a river looking for Sharky.
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Me watching Apocalypse Now: “this is just a ripoff of that Eek! The Cat episode where Eek has to go down a river looking for Sharky.
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It’s fucking AOC for president in 2028 because at some point there needs to be a president younger than me.
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
It’s fucking AOC for president in 2028 because at some point there needs to be a president younger than me.
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I used to miss Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I used to miss Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.
It’s fucking AOC for president in 2028 because at some point there needs to be a president younger than me.
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
It’s fucking AOC for president in 2028 because at some point there needs to be a president younger than me.
Me watching Apocalypse Now: “this is just a ripoff of that Eek! The Cat episode where Eek has to go down a river looking for Sharky.
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Me watching Apocalypse Now: “this is just a ripoff of that Eek! The Cat episode where Eek has to go down a river looking for Sharky.
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🌟 Sex workers at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, are unionizing with the Communications Workers of America @cwaunion.bsky.social
Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson
thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...
Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson
thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...
Sex workers at Pahrump brothel are unionizing, alleging unfair contracts and conditions - The Nevada Independent
In the last week, the brothel has fired three workers who challenged a new contract that they say is unfair. Lawyers have filed an injunction with the federal labor board.
thenevadaindependent.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
🌟 Sex workers at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, are unionizing with the Communications Workers of America @cwaunion.bsky.social
Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson
thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...
Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson
thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...