Regular Arkansas Hooty Owl
@arktraveler.bsky.social
Unpaid professional, expert, and consulting philosopher.
Even Bobby Petrino has been affected by the curse of Bobby Petrino. I hope they make things work this week.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Even Bobby Petrino has been affected by the curse of Bobby Petrino. I hope they make things work this week.
Poor Marjorie Taylor Greene went all out for Trump, and ended up getting dumped by him when she actually expected him to do what he said he would do.
a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Poor Marjorie Taylor Greene went all out for Trump, and ended up getting dumped by him when she actually expected him to do what he said he would do.
When did Megan Kelly go from moderating presidential election debates to biker bitch?
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When did Megan Kelly go from moderating presidential election debates to biker bitch?
Trump did not have sexual relations with that man, President Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Trump did not have sexual relations with that man, President Clinton.
Trump is really taking this anti-woke stuff a little far isn’t he?
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trump is really taking this anti-woke stuff a little far isn’t he?
I fear that somehow, someway, the Arkansas Razorbacks will figure out how to lose by one score against a high ranked opponent on their bye this week.
Nevertheless Wooooo Pig Sooie!!!!!
Nevertheless Wooooo Pig Sooie!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I fear that somehow, someway, the Arkansas Razorbacks will figure out how to lose by one score against a high ranked opponent on their bye this week.
Nevertheless Wooooo Pig Sooie!!!!!
Nevertheless Wooooo Pig Sooie!!!!!
If the sandwich hit, you must acquit!
the message that people should take away from sandwich guy is that getting blackout and picking fights with cops always ends well. I am a lawyer* and this is legal advice**
*this is disputed by the bar, whose legitimacy I do not recognize
**for the court of life, before which all are plaintiffs
*this is disputed by the bar, whose legitimacy I do not recognize
**for the court of life, before which all are plaintiffs
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If the sandwich hit, you must acquit!
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Works out to about 2 cans of green beans for each Arkansas food pantry.
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Works out to about 2 cans of green beans for each Arkansas food pantry.
Apparently, she values lecterns more than hungry kids.
A whole $83 K.
Which is about what the minimum annual teacher salary should be.
Which is about what the minimum annual teacher salary should be.
Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders acts to aid food banks as SNAP cuts hit thousands #arkansas
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Apparently, she values lecterns more than hungry kids.
Usually, I stand outside and protest the objectification of women at a strip club. The one time I go in….
October 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Usually, I stand outside and protest the objectification of women at a strip club. The one time I go in….
I would never leave the house.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I would never leave the house.
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Be determined when creating a piece of art and passionate about painting of art and craft
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Be determined when creating a piece of art and passionate about painting of art and craft
STOCK TIP: invest in Raman Noodles, it is about to become a staple of a lot of American diets.
October 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
STOCK TIP: invest in Raman Noodles, it is about to become a staple of a lot of American diets.
Trump is sending $40 billion to Argentina because he likes their President’s hair. Prove me wrong.
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Trump is sending $40 billion to Argentina because he likes their President’s hair. Prove me wrong.
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When my daughter was 12 I only learned she was playing doctor with the boys from her school because their parents complained she was charging a $25 co-pay.
October 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
When my daughter was 12 I only learned she was playing doctor with the boys from her school because their parents complained she was charging a $25 co-pay.
Why are they called “manhole” covers instead of “street hole” covers?
October 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Why are they called “manhole” covers instead of “street hole” covers?
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Happy 84th Birthday, Paul Simon 🎉🎊🔥
Thank you for writing the amazing “Bridge Over Troubled Water”
Aretha’s version touches my soul 💙
Thank you for writing the amazing “Bridge Over Troubled Water”
Aretha’s version touches my soul 💙
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy 84th Birthday, Paul Simon 🎉🎊🔥
Thank you for writing the amazing “Bridge Over Troubled Water”
Aretha’s version touches my soul 💙
Thank you for writing the amazing “Bridge Over Troubled Water”
Aretha’s version touches my soul 💙
I woke up from a dream that I was selling knock-off watches on the street with my friends Jermaine (from “Flight of the Conchords”) and Grady (from “Sanford and Son”). The three of us lived in a street manhole in a large city in a Scandinavian Country.
October 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I woke up from a dream that I was selling knock-off watches on the street with my friends Jermaine (from “Flight of the Conchords”) and Grady (from “Sanford and Son”). The three of us lived in a street manhole in a large city in a Scandinavian Country.
Dolly Parton always give 100% for everybody. We owe it to her to do the same!
October 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Dolly Parton always give 100% for everybody. We owe it to her to do the same!
When murder investigators bring in psychics to help find the bodies of murder victims, why do they not question whether the psychic is a serial killer and that’s why they know where so many bodies are buried.
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
When murder investigators bring in psychics to help find the bodies of murder victims, why do they not question whether the psychic is a serial killer and that’s why they know where so many bodies are buried.
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This is not exhaustive.
September 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is not exhaustive.
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so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
July 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement