Approximately11ninjas
@approx11ninjas.bsky.social
Author, animal lover, married, artist, musician, uneducated street urchin.
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*If I had to make a final exam to become a ninja, I think it would involve one of those plastic cake containers and a house full of dogs with a highly developed food motivation. And the wee hours of the morning. (*Not an accredited ninja school)
Man.. @thecroftonshow.bsky.social 's voice sounds so cool... like his voice sounds like its wearing sunglasses. 🕶
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Man.. @thecroftonshow.bsky.social 's voice sounds so cool... like his voice sounds like its wearing sunglasses. 🕶
"NOW, Put your hands together for that folk punk band you've been warned about, THE LITTLE PISS ROCKS!!" *gnarly riff begins 🎶
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
"NOW, Put your hands together for that folk punk band you've been warned about, THE LITTLE PISS ROCKS!!" *gnarly riff begins 🎶
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at the ICE protest tonight in Portland, after we all got gassed, I found what I thought was a zippo pouch. It is in fact a medicine bag, in the indigenous use of the term. I only opened it enough to find that out.
If you know who belongs to this let me know and I can get it back to them.
If you know who belongs to this let me know and I can get it back to them.
February 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
at the ICE protest tonight in Portland, after we all got gassed, I found what I thought was a zippo pouch. It is in fact a medicine bag, in the indigenous use of the term. I only opened it enough to find that out.
If you know who belongs to this let me know and I can get it back to them.
If you know who belongs to this let me know and I can get it back to them.
*by volume not by weight
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
*by volume not by weight
I wanna hear more about the $50 vegan pizza
January 29, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I wanna hear more about the $50 vegan pizza
Great episode! Hearing SPECIFICALLY from you and Magpie is really important on this issue. Both of yall have been part of this for a LONG time and it was helpful listening to your points of view of this particular action. Yall should team up more often!
January 29, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Great episode! Hearing SPECIFICALLY from you and Magpie is really important on this issue. Both of yall have been part of this for a LONG time and it was helpful listening to your points of view of this particular action. Yall should team up more often!
When people say "flame thrower" they are actually referring to two different things normally. 1 uses compressed gas 2 uses sticky gluey napalm, and I support either choice honestly but with 2 you dont have to get off the porch, because that thing can fling some burning goo let me tell ya...
January 29, 2026 at 11:35 AM
When people say "flame thrower" they are actually referring to two different things normally. 1 uses compressed gas 2 uses sticky gluey napalm, and I support either choice honestly but with 2 you dont have to get off the porch, because that thing can fling some burning goo let me tell ya...
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Im just here to tell you that this was great, and you were right I DID miss this the first time it came across my feed. I blame dyslexia and weed.
a man in a suit and tie is applauding .
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January 28, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Im just here to tell you that this was great, and you were right I DID miss this the first time it came across my feed. I blame dyslexia and weed.
"6.8 weeks" - Miles Gray
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 AM
"6.8 weeks" - Miles Gray
Well, someone's gonna be Thor tomorrow, I can tell you THAT.
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January 26, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Well, someone's gonna be Thor tomorrow, I can tell you THAT.
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There should be a bird newspaper, like a newspaper with news stories for birds, purely for lining bird cages. Because I don’t like exposing Dominic to Murdoch media even if it’s literally to shit on.
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 AM
There should be a bird newspaper, like a newspaper with news stories for birds, purely for lining bird cages. Because I don’t like exposing Dominic to Murdoch media even if it’s literally to shit on.
Some headlines:"The one migration hack they dont want you to know" "cold-blooded, seed heist leaves some molting" "hottest finches from bikini share their all seed diet" "hummingbird refuses to talk, say investigators"
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Some headlines:"The one migration hack they dont want you to know" "cold-blooded, seed heist leaves some molting" "hottest finches from bikini share their all seed diet" "hummingbird refuses to talk, say investigators"
*side note* I agree completely with what you said about Alfred Molina. But, problematicaly it made my brain ask "who would win in a fight: Dr. Kaveh (as a werewolf, its fine he's pro werewolf) vs. Dr. Octopus? *pictured here
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January 21, 2026 at 9:26 PM
*side note* I agree completely with what you said about Alfred Molina. But, problematicaly it made my brain ask "who would win in a fight: Dr. Kaveh (as a werewolf, its fine he's pro werewolf) vs. Dr. Octopus? *pictured here
GREAT episode, and as always herbal tea is the real hero!
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 PM
GREAT episode, and as always herbal tea is the real hero!
CHECKMATE! I was told on a good authority that doctors are actually terrified by apples. They screech and run away from them like the dark seekers in I am legend from the sun. So, you wanna go ahead and explain yourself?!?! (This is why I wear an apple necklace like a crucifix, hiss all you want!)
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
CHECKMATE! I was told on a good authority that doctors are actually terrified by apples. They screech and run away from them like the dark seekers in I am legend from the sun. So, you wanna go ahead and explain yourself?!?! (This is why I wear an apple necklace like a crucifix, hiss all you want!)
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I hate it when people ask me if I'm a dog or a cat person. I'll pet a wolverine if I know the little shit won't bite me.
January 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I hate it when people ask me if I'm a dog or a cat person. I'll pet a wolverine if I know the little shit won't bite me.
And here i thought the first rule was "DO NO HARM" and here you are PRESCRIBING a Segal movie. This is like when they make you fast for 3 days and THEN hit you with the laxative. Yet I'm always amazed by how much actual poop is involved. So, I'll be there.
January 20, 2026 at 5:23 AM
And here i thought the first rule was "DO NO HARM" and here you are PRESCRIBING a Segal movie. This is like when they make you fast for 3 days and THEN hit you with the laxative. Yet I'm always amazed by how much actual poop is involved. So, I'll be there.
Unless we are talking about a shoulder mounted plasma cannon, I have little to no interest. (In surgery, not the show, I'm definitely gonna listen)
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Unless we are talking about a shoulder mounted plasma cannon, I have little to no interest. (In surgery, not the show, I'm definitely gonna listen)
Look, to US it may not be a big deal. But to HIM its as important as the wax seal on a royal decree that either declares war, or initiates peace.
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Look, to US it may not be a big deal. But to HIM its as important as the wax seal on a royal decree that either declares war, or initiates peace.
I grew up in a beauty shop, and thats either: "cotton candy fall" or "light Easter pink" then again its ALMOST a pastel! Great choice!
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I grew up in a beauty shop, and thats either: "cotton candy fall" or "light Easter pink" then again its ALMOST a pastel! Great choice!
This, THIS is what I'm talking about! Icons both! They are good boys, you can tell them in said that.
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
This, THIS is what I'm talking about! Icons both! They are good boys, you can tell them in said that.
My biggest problem with your show is that you have yet to carve out a part of your show to talk about the boys, the daily drama, who are they beefin with? What sweaters, etc. I dunno call the spot "wien little guys" or whatever
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January 18, 2026 at 4:52 AM
My biggest problem with your show is that you have yet to carve out a part of your show to talk about the boys, the daily drama, who are they beefin with? What sweaters, etc. I dunno call the spot "wien little guys" or whatever
They're the ones who got robbed by goldilocks
January 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
They're the ones who got robbed by goldilocks