Approximately11ninjas
@approx11ninjas.bsky.social
Author, animal lover, married, artist, musician, uneducated street urchin.
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“Humor is the language I use to safely bleed.” 🫢
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“Humor is the language I use to safely bleed.” 🫢
@pallavi.bsky.social good job on TDZ! couldn't help but notice you didn't do a "dean scream" its fine.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@pallavi.bsky.social good job on TDZ! couldn't help but notice you didn't do a "dean scream" its fine.
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I think the next Ok Go video should be them all getting colonoscopies.
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I think the next Ok Go video should be them all getting colonoscopies.
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Please don’t ask me dumb questions. I am the dumb one here
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Please don’t ask me dumb questions. I am the dumb one here
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Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
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*shows up to an AA meeting looking for batteries*
February 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
*shows up to an AA meeting looking for batteries*
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A lobotomy is an operation to remove one of the wolves inside of you
September 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A lobotomy is an operation to remove one of the wolves inside of you
New cape! (And possibly, some new super powers? MAYBE)
September 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
New cape! (And possibly, some new super powers? MAYBE)
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Waking up to no rapture
a monkey sits at a desk in front of a laptop with the words adult swim visible
Alt: a monkey sits at a desk in front of a laptop with the words adult swim visible
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Waking up to no rapture
This time its a cactus
September 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This time its a cactus
This time... its a Snail! (Love snail)
September 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This time... its a Snail! (Love snail)
I made this last night.. I might have a fever
September 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I made this last night.. I might have a fever
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
Always remember: you can trust people with porn money more than you can trust people with oil money.
September 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Always remember: you can trust people with porn money more than you can trust people with oil money.
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This year has flown by like a passing kidney stone.
September 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This year has flown by like a passing kidney stone.
Today's project: "They will only lift you up enough to ensure that you break when they let you down"-me
August 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Today's project: "They will only lift you up enough to ensure that you break when they let you down"-me
Arizona thunderstorm! (Finally!)
August 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Arizona thunderstorm! (Finally!)
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1K likes and I drop a picture of how badly sunburned I got today. It’s impressive.
August 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
1K likes and I drop a picture of how badly sunburned I got today. It’s impressive.
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Shush Diné is a store owned by Reva Stewart (the woman who blew the lid off the fraudulent sober living homes in Phx). Her store is a hydration station also. She and her group do weekly outreach for the unsheltered in the city. You can donate here: www.turtleislandww.com
August 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Shush Diné is a store owned by Reva Stewart (the woman who blew the lid off the fraudulent sober living homes in Phx). Her store is a hydration station also. She and her group do weekly outreach for the unsheltered in the city. You can donate here: www.turtleislandww.com
I made all of these flowers out of plastic shopping bags
July 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I made all of these flowers out of plastic shopping bags
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HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Stephen Colbert.
July 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Stephen Colbert.
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If you don't listen, I'll know.
New Episode!
Talking about the latest research on gun laws and their direct affects on pediatric deaths. You know, light podcast listening.
With @jeremyfaust.bsky.social
iTunes: tinyurl.com/39w4dsd5
Spotify: tinyurl.com/2pv88ewf
Talking about the latest research on gun laws and their direct affects on pediatric deaths. You know, light podcast listening.
With @jeremyfaust.bsky.social
iTunes: tinyurl.com/39w4dsd5
Spotify: tinyurl.com/2pv88ewf
July 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If you don't listen, I'll know.