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I cover my child’s face with emojis when I post him because I don’t want strangers to recognize him as the kid whose dad is a huge fucking loser.
August 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I cover my child’s face with emojis when I post him because I don’t want strangers to recognize him as the kid whose dad is a huge fucking loser.
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Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one
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Hospitals are like “Get lots of rest. Here’s a room full of random beeps and lights you cannot turn off or you could die. Sweet dreams!”
July 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hospitals are like “Get lots of rest. Here’s a room full of random beeps and lights you cannot turn off or you could die. Sweet dreams!”
TWICE A N D SABRINA??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tyler, the creator! Olivia Rodrigo! Twice! Sabrina Carpenter! They’re all taking the stage at Lollapalooza this weekend. Here’s how you can watch from the comfort of your home.
How to Stream Lollapalooza from Home
Tyler, the creator! Olivia Rodrigo! Twice! Sabrina Carpenter! They’re all taking the stage at Lollapalooza this weekend. Here’s how you can watch from the comfort of your home.
www.vulture.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
TWICE A N D SABRINA??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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110% tax on all income over $200k
July 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
110% tax on all income over $200k
I honestly love to open my phone to 30 texts from a friend when 29 of them are my name and 1 is just a question (I promise I'm not being sarcastic)
August 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I honestly love to open my phone to 30 texts from a friend when 29 of them are my name and 1 is just a question (I promise I'm not being sarcastic)
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More Americans should learn French
July 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
More Americans should learn French
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Junior doesn’t know his dad very well at all.
July 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Junior doesn’t know his dad very well at all.
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Let me know what your parents thought of my MSNBC spot
July 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Let me know what your parents thought of my MSNBC spot
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*BLOODCURLING SCREAM*
July 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
*BLOODCURLING SCREAM*
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The internet is very fast.
July 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The internet is very fast.
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The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced
im always taken aback by just how much cis people will humiliate themselves to be dicks to trans people. like sorry, youre confused about pronouns? how did you make it thru 6th grade english you slimy dipshit? why are you going on podcasts to advertise youre too stupid to understand simple concepts?
July 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced
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Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
I need a full season of Dimension 20 on a Bus delivered to my eyeballs right now.
July 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I need a full season of Dimension 20 on a Bus delivered to my eyeballs right now.
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🚨NEW STUFF IN THE DROPOUT STORE TODAY!
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July 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🚨NEW STUFF IN THE DROPOUT STORE TODAY!
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Some of y'all don't seem to get that Baby Saja is a satirical representation of how fans delusionally view idols and it shows.
July 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Some of y'all don't seem to get that Baby Saja is a satirical representation of how fans delusionally view idols and it shows.
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I don't trust people who's favourite Tinkerbell movie is The Pirate Fairy.
July 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I don't trust people who's favourite Tinkerbell movie is The Pirate Fairy.
Hot take: I can't be bothered to care about Benny from In the Heights. I like his songs but he's kinda boring.
July 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Hot take: I can't be bothered to care about Benny from In the Heights. I like his songs but he's kinda boring.
Dove Cameron's at it again with another banger!! Stream Romeo everyone!
June 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dove Cameron's at it again with another banger!! Stream Romeo everyone!
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Wow! This is so lovely! Thank you!
Hi Ify I was very impressed with your cat whispering powers and I drew fanart for fun lol! see you at TMG! :)
June 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Wow! This is so lovely! Thank you!
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Watch Wicked star Jonathan Bailey discuss the new trailer on The Tonight Show!
Video: Jonathan Bailey Talks New WICKED Trailer, Dodges Wedding Scene Questions
Jonathan Bailey, currently on the press circuit for Jurassic World Rebirth, briefly teased Wicked: For Good last night during an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
www.broadwayworld.com
June 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Watch Wicked star Jonathan Bailey discuss the new trailer on The Tonight Show!