Garden Variety Bantha
@apologeticbingus.bsky.social
Tiny baby appreciater
i drew a road. in the face of it all i drew a lil mountain road and its pathetic but fuck you thats frankly the biggest victory of the week. SQL can fuck itself. this was the best option and i chose this
July 8, 2024 at 7:24 AM
i drew a road. in the face of it all i drew a lil mountain road and its pathetic but fuck you thats frankly the biggest victory of the week. SQL can fuck itself. this was the best option and i chose this
Not seeing enough tiny babies, giving up
December 17, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Not seeing enough tiny babies, giving up
I'm so eepy help I think something is wrong
December 16, 2023 at 8:43 PM
I'm so eepy help I think something is wrong
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Finally, a Hooters for men of refined taste
December 16, 2023 at 7:46 AM
Finally, a Hooters for men of refined taste
Stalking through the discovery feed for the perfect post to comment nonsense on
December 13, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Stalking through the discovery feed for the perfect post to comment nonsense on
2024 is a slippery slope to the further corporatization of our world. I humbly suggest the proletariat stop acknowledging time, so as to bring the gears of commerce to a confusing philosophical halt, at least until we all decide what time is
December 13, 2023 at 6:28 PM
2024 is a slippery slope to the further corporatization of our world. I humbly suggest the proletariat stop acknowledging time, so as to bring the gears of commerce to a confusing philosophical halt, at least until we all decide what time is
Blocking tummies now.
December 13, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Blocking tummies now.
Clothes are amazing like cats love warm things cause it's the only way to get warmer. I can just, put on a sweater. I have a thing that allows me to vary my temperature AND it can have whatever curse words I want written on it?
December 11, 2023 at 5:47 AM
Clothes are amazing like cats love warm things cause it's the only way to get warmer. I can just, put on a sweater. I have a thing that allows me to vary my temperature AND it can have whatever curse words I want written on it?
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you: the existence of a "holy infant, so tender and mild" implies the existence of a crispy spicy infant
jacques derrida, spiking his phone like a football: yes! yes! the world finally understands!!
jacques derrida, spiking his phone like a football: yes! yes! the world finally understands!!
December 9, 2023 at 3:23 PM
you: the existence of a "holy infant, so tender and mild" implies the existence of a crispy spicy infant
jacques derrida, spiking his phone like a football: yes! yes! the world finally understands!!
jacques derrida, spiking his phone like a football: yes! yes! the world finally understands!!
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anytime i buy a three-pack of razors it’s like
razor #1: one week
razor #2: one week
razor #3: the remainder of the presidential term
razor #1: one week
razor #2: one week
razor #3: the remainder of the presidential term
December 8, 2023 at 2:23 PM
anytime i buy a three-pack of razors it’s like
razor #1: one week
razor #2: one week
razor #3: the remainder of the presidential term
razor #1: one week
razor #2: one week
razor #3: the remainder of the presidential term
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the Panera lemonade should also have nicotine in it
December 7, 2023 at 11:57 PM
the Panera lemonade should also have nicotine in it
Can I inject tiny babies into my veins? I often worry: will I ever run out of tiny babies to appreciate. Now math says this is ridiculous, but the fear is very real. That's why I'm starting the Tiny Baby Creation Initiative. We need more tiny babies to appreciate, and by golly I'm your bitch.
December 6, 2023 at 8:10 AM
Can I inject tiny babies into my veins? I often worry: will I ever run out of tiny babies to appreciate. Now math says this is ridiculous, but the fear is very real. That's why I'm starting the Tiny Baby Creation Initiative. We need more tiny babies to appreciate, and by golly I'm your bitch.
Found the horniest poster on BSky but I'm not telling you who it is.
November 30, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Found the horniest poster on BSky but I'm not telling you who it is.
Feel like an emotional skeleton. Wish I was a physical skeleton
November 26, 2023 at 5:54 AM
Feel like an emotional skeleton. Wish I was a physical skeleton
Man bluesky is great for my self image hey Google illegal drugs for weight loss no don't keep typing stupid robot
November 24, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Man bluesky is great for my self image hey Google illegal drugs for weight loss no don't keep typing stupid robot
The dream goblins in my brain are getting smarter. They're now mimicking accurate human screams
November 24, 2023 at 12:43 PM
The dream goblins in my brain are getting smarter. They're now mimicking accurate human screams
God damnit I posted that and immediately the next post I saw was from cummyraejepsen fuck me god damnit
November 14, 2023 at 8:46 AM
God damnit I posted that and immediately the next post I saw was from cummyraejepsen fuck me god damnit
I now exist only to block the nudes on my discovery feed. It's no longer about the end goal. It's my purpose. The factory machine has welded to my flesh, my body decaying and becoming something less, but also so much more. I will not survive this endless crusade, but it also will not survive me.
November 14, 2023 at 8:46 AM
I now exist only to block the nudes on my discovery feed. It's no longer about the end goal. It's my purpose. The factory machine has welded to my flesh, my body decaying and becoming something less, but also so much more. I will not survive this endless crusade, but it also will not survive me.
Just wanna screech🍞
October 23, 2023 at 9:57 AM
Just wanna screech🍞
Hope you have a good day random person
October 14, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Hope you have a good day random person
The best nightmares give you anxiety attacks and feeling like you need to vomit
October 14, 2023 at 5:24 PM
The best nightmares give you anxiety attacks and feeling like you need to vomit
Bluesky stop recommending me fat naked men and Spanish. I've done nothing but block both. There's not even twinks or cute girls it thinks I want fat naked men and I don't I hate this so much it's unreal
October 13, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Bluesky stop recommending me fat naked men and Spanish. I've done nothing but block both. There's not even twinks or cute girls it thinks I want fat naked men and I don't I hate this so much it's unreal