Aaron Poirier
@apoirier.bsky.social
His real car that he drives every day is a semi-truck. And he also owns a dump truck.
I love watching Drake Maye play football.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I love watching Drake Maye play football.
Lifelong Mainer from downeast ME who is sick of seeing a billionaire kleptocracy make my world worse and worse - I fuck with @grahamformaine.bsky.social HARD.
My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
August 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Lifelong Mainer from downeast ME who is sick of seeing a billionaire kleptocracy make my world worse and worse - I fuck with @grahamformaine.bsky.social HARD.
It's not super high on my list of complaints - but I do wish more prophecies would reveal themselves to me in my dreams.
June 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It's not super high on my list of complaints - but I do wish more prophecies would reveal themselves to me in my dreams.
Sports are dumb and caring about anything is stupid. (This is a Celtics / Tatum's Achilles skeet.)
May 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sports are dumb and caring about anything is stupid. (This is a Celtics / Tatum's Achilles skeet.)
"You fucking slut, you just fucking gooned it to Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones!!"
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"You fucking slut, you just fucking gooned it to Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones!!"
You call yourself an "ally" but you don't even think dogs should vote.
April 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You call yourself an "ally" but you don't even think dogs should vote.
Many people didn't know that JLo would become a superstar when she released her debut single, "If You Had My Love" (1999) - but I had my suspicions.
March 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Many people didn't know that JLo would become a superstar when she released her debut single, "If You Had My Love" (1999) - but I had my suspicions.
Inside of you there are two wolves...
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Inside of you there are two wolves...
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I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
February 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
Don't forget to take your tree down before midnight or Baby New Year will slash your tires.
January 1, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Don't forget to take your tree down before midnight or Baby New Year will slash your tires.
Psst. General knowledge trivia is just a test for autism, pass it on...
November 26, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Psst. General knowledge trivia is just a test for autism, pass it on...
There's no rule that says a dog can't be Speaker of the House
October 15, 2023 at 2:15 AM
There's no rule that says a dog can't be Speaker of the House
Hey Spotify? There's no need to attack me personally on my own cellular phone
September 21, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Hey Spotify? There's no need to attack me personally on my own cellular phone
a wild thing about BlueSky is that you can mute all of the hardcore furry porn accounts as they pop up on your Discover feed - but 3 more rat dicks or whatever will just pop up in their place
September 7, 2023 at 3:49 AM
a wild thing about BlueSky is that you can mute all of the hardcore furry porn accounts as they pop up on your Discover feed - but 3 more rat dicks or whatever will just pop up in their place
Reposted by Aaron Poirier
Vaccinated?
MOSCOW (AP) — A business jet crash in Russia kills 10, and mercenary chief Yevgeny Prigozhin was on passenger list, authorities say.
August 23, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Vaccinated?
Hey Siri, how do I flee the country and evade the Canadian Armed Forces?
August 18, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Hey Siri, how do I flee the country and evade the Canadian Armed Forces?
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“it’s best to keep the horny below the belt. if it rises to the heart it becomes yearning. from there to the head, it becomes loneliness.”
me: i don’t think you’re a real doctor
me: i don’t think you’re a real doctor
August 9, 2023 at 6:17 AM
“it’s best to keep the horny below the belt. if it rises to the heart it becomes yearning. from there to the head, it becomes loneliness.”
me: i don’t think you’re a real doctor
me: i don’t think you’re a real doctor
Just read through the Wikipedia page on phonographs only to find out they're making PORNOGRAPHS now?!
August 7, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Just read through the Wikipedia page on phonographs only to find out they're making PORNOGRAPHS now?!
I dunno why, but something about watching pro wrestling alone seems more worrisome than drinking alone.
August 5, 2023 at 12:48 AM
I dunno why, but something about watching pro wrestling alone seems more worrisome than drinking alone.
I think acab should also extend to firefighters who choose not to slide down the pole
July 27, 2023 at 11:57 PM
I think acab should also extend to firefighters who choose not to slide down the pole
Okay but what if we just change the meaning of "patriarchy" to be something about horses?
July 25, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Okay but what if we just change the meaning of "patriarchy" to be something about horses?
Reposted by Aaron Poirier
this world’s fuckin so fucked up
July 23, 2023 at 5:48 PM
this world’s fuckin so fucked up
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"b b b ut DRIL's Not Funny! his posts are Highly illogical, reductionist Tripe! im telling the Mods!!!" huge balloon full of piss falls on top of the mother fuckers head beofre he tells the mods
July 19, 2023 at 2:59 PM
"b b b ut DRIL's Not Funny! his posts are Highly illogical, reductionist Tripe! im telling the Mods!!!" huge balloon full of piss falls on top of the mother fuckers head beofre he tells the mods
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[desperately trying to ignite discourse] if you don't think cereal qualifies as a cold stew, i don't think you should be able to vote for city comptroller
July 19, 2023 at 6:02 PM
[desperately trying to ignite discourse] if you don't think cereal qualifies as a cold stew, i don't think you should be able to vote for city comptroller
I've been trying to use this site as my main social feed for a few weeks, and I'm really looking forward to when this place outgrows its Tumblr phase
July 19, 2023 at 7:55 PM
I've been trying to use this site as my main social feed for a few weeks, and I'm really looking forward to when this place outgrows its Tumblr phase