48 Lidless Big Gulps
@aplarrew.bsky.social
Gardener, reader, and man with acute RBF
Applebee's, that cheeseburger commercial you're airing ain't doing what you think it's doing
January 19, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Applebee's, that cheeseburger commercial you're airing ain't doing what you think it's doing
Can confirm! It was like spa day for my face before 7am on a Thursday.
MENFOLK OF 2026: I am here from the FUTURE to tell you that if you rub some moisturizer on your face BEFORE applying shaving cream, you will have the best shave of your life. I know a lot's going on right now, but try it.
a man is shaving his face in a bathroom with a razor .
ALT: a man is shaving his face in a bathroom with a razor .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Can confirm! It was like spa day for my face before 7am on a Thursday.
What is that on Pitre's helmet?
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
What is that on Pitre's helmet?
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Bethlehem Any% no slouch skip
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Bethlehem Any% no slouch skip
You. You are crying, not me.
Found the relevant pages, feels like an eyewitness account of the creation of the world, yeah that's hyperbole but holy shit
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You. You are crying, not me.
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i'm not reading a fuckeng essay what is wrong with you people
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i'm not reading a fuckeng essay what is wrong with you people
Colin Firth deserves better than Lew Zealand - but Mark Darcy does not.
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Colin Firth deserves better than Lew Zealand - but Mark Darcy does not.
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October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
To be fair, white briefed Dale Gribble and bound Hank Hill should be labeled as adult content
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
To be fair, white briefed Dale Gribble and bound Hank Hill should be labeled as adult content
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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Oh no not this, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible
September 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Oh no not this, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible
Why do I keep thinking she moved to Russia?
July 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Why do I keep thinking she moved to Russia?
Oops All Foreign Kings
July 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oops All Foreign Kings
@edzitron.com this seems like the kind of thing you'd ask people to stop sending you after the nth share:
futurism.com/atari-beats-...
futurism.com/atari-beats-...
ChatGPT "Absolutely Wrecked" at Chess by Atari 2600 Console From 1977
Despite all its advances, ChatGPT still, seemingly, is less smart than an Atari simulator on beginner mode.
futurism.com
June 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
@edzitron.com this seems like the kind of thing you'd ask people to stop sending you after the nth share:
futurism.com/atari-beats-...
futurism.com/atari-beats-...
I wonder if ChatGPT wanted a participation trophy
June 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I wonder if ChatGPT wanted a participation trophy
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
When His Holiness visits America will the Pope Mobile get truck nuts now?
May 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When His Holiness visits America will the Pope Mobile get truck nuts now?
Hoping the new pope doesn't see his shadow and gives us 39 years of Occidental Schism
May 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hoping the new pope doesn't see his shadow and gives us 39 years of Occidental Schism
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My spouse, @sirosenbaum.bsky.social, already had the final word on this last year:
December 15, 2024 at 11:44 PM
My spouse, @sirosenbaum.bsky.social, already had the final word on this last year: